Well guys, after putting a few Man Laws together, I've decided to put some thought into 'what rules women live by'... I am sure lots of you came across women who will fit into this pattern by the way they treat us
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Roshan probably won't be able to relate to all this, as most likely he doesn't know what a woman is. Yet.
So here goes:
1. The female always makes the rules.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstandi
ng which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstandi
ng.
8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
Feel free to contribute
Roshan - feel free to be excluded haha!
