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Topics - ICEMAN

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Graphics / sig

« on: November 07, 2005, 10:36:32 PM »

oppinions? I need some input on my new sig. I'm thinking some areas need to be elongated and smoothed out. None-the-less, a wonderful image and Toby, Felonious, and I!

News / lol! ummm... wow?

« on: September 18, 2005, 10:03:17 AM »

I'm sure some of you have seen http://www.ogrish.com, and If you can't stand it, please don't go to the link.

This story kinda cracked me up a bit. It was a man, who murdered this guy, dismembered his body (while doing sexual things to it), and ate it. So basically, this guy is a murderer, necropheliac, cannibal. WOW. That's not the funny part though. It states:

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He was convicted of manslaughter and sentenced to 8 1/2 years in prison for killing, dismembering and eating another man who allegedly agreed to the arrangement over the Internet.

The guy who was murdered! ACTUALLY agreed to this over the internet! LOL! How the fuck do you agree, to let someone murder, molest, and eat you? CAn you imagine what the confrontacian must have been like?

Armin: Hello
Bernd: Hello
Armin: Wow you look mighty tasty, I think your going to be one good meal.
Bernd: Oh yes, I sure hope so, if not, I'm sorry for your trouble.
Armin: No problem, so how bigs your penis?
Bernd: 3 inches
Armin: Woh there big boy, that'll be some fun.
Bernd: Well... I'm running a little late, so why don't you just stab me right about...
Armin: There we go ya old chap, dead as new. Heh, you still got a stiffy after yer dead even, that's amazing.

Spam / CRAIGSLIST FREE STUFF!!!

« on: September 17, 2005, 05:39:53 PM »

haha, I was teachin Defiance about CraigsList and how you can use it and abuse it... like I do... to make money since I can't use ebay anymore. ANYWAY, we we're lookin through the FREE stuff, and looky what I found!

http://seattle.craigslist.org/zip/98032824.html

Blackjax and I we're laughin so hard, we started doing the high pitched squeel even.

Graphics / check out my sig!

« on: August 30, 2005, 01:16:23 AM »

psh... I think this can be in here... if it was the process of making it, maybe the FX forum. Yeah, I asked matt if he could make me a sig, with the paramaters of it coming from his fingertips and a mouse. Literally, 2-3 hours later, he PMed me back and I was amazed. I love it! LIke I told him, words can not describe it.

Thanks!

Media / Everyone better learn this song

« on: August 24, 2005, 11:17:43 AM »

this is my theme song bitches, learn it.

iceman: alright stop, collaborate and listen
iceman: ice is back with a brand new invention
Missa: something
Missa: grabs ahold of me tightly
Missa: Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
iceman: Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Missa: turn off the lights and I'll glow
iceman: To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Missa: Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
iceman: Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
Missa: I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
iceman: Deadly when I play a dope melody
Missa: Anything less than the best is a felony
iceman: Love it or leave it you better gain weight
Missa: you better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
iceman: If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Missa: check out the hook while my dj revolves it

iceman: Ice ice baby vanillla...
iceman: Ice ice baby vanillla...
iceman: Ice ice baby vanillla...
iceman: Ice ice baby vanillla...

Missa: Now that the party is jumpin'
iceman: With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'
Missa: quick to the point, to the point no fakin'
iceman: I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Missa: burnin' them if you ain't quick and nimble
iceman: I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
Missa: and a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
iceman: I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Missa: rollin' in my 5.0
iceman: With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
Missa: the girlies on standby, wavin' just to say hi
iceman: Did you stop no I just drove by
Missa: kept on pursuing to the next stop
iceman: I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
Missa: the block was dead
iceman: Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Missa: girls were hot, wearing less than bikini's
iceman: Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Missa: jealous 'cause i'm out getting mine
iceman: Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Missa: readin' for the chumps on the wall
iceman: The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Missa: gunshots rang out like a bell
iceman: I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
Missa: falling on the concrete real fast
iceman: Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
Missa: bumper to bumper, the avenue's packed
iceman: I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Missa: police on the scene you know what i mean
iceman: They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
Missa: if there was a problem, yo, i'll solve it
iceman: Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Missa: ice ice baby... vanilla
iceman: ICE ICE BABY, vanilla...
Missa: ice ice baby.. vanilla
iceman: ICE ICE BABY, vanilla...

Missa: take a heed 'cause i'm a lyrical poet
iceman: Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
Missa: my town that created all the bass sound
iceman: Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
Missa: 'cause my style's like a chemical spill
iceman: Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Missa: conducted and formed
iceman: This is a hell of a concept
Missa: we make it hype and you want to step with this
iceman: Shay plays on the fade slice like a ninja
Missa: cut like a razor blade so fast other dj's say "damn"
iceman: If my rhyme was a drug I'd sell it by the gram
Missa: keep my composure when it's time to get loose
iceman: Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
Missa: if there was a problem, yo, i'll solve it
iceman: Check out the hook while Shay revolves it

Missa: ice ice baby, vanilla
iceman: Ice ice baby /oh-oh vanilla
Missa: ice ice baby, vanilla
iceman: Ice ice baby vanilla ice
Missa: ice ice baby, vanilla
iceman: Yo man lets get out of here
Missa: word to your mother
iceman: ice ice baby, too cold!
Missa: ice ice baby, too cold, too cold
iceman: ice ice baby, too cold, too cold
Missa: ice ice baby

iceman: WOOT
iceman: the whole song!
iceman: hahahaha

...after we already did it once...
Missa: ice ice baby
iceman: STOP, collaborate and listen
iceman: ice is back witha brand new invention, lol
Missa: something
50.Cal KinG^: boom!
50.Cal KinG^: BOOM!
50.Cal KinG^: ^_^
Missa: grabs ahold of me tightly
iceman: that's my damn theme song
Missa: no, i have your theme song though
iceman: flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
iceman: psh, i'm posting it on the forums
iceman: the lyrics
iceman: everyone better learn em, lol
Missa: Will it ever stop yo I don't know
iceman: and we'll sing it at the slumber party
Missa: awesome!
iceman: turn off the lights and I'll glow
50.Cal KinG^: YES THE SLUMBER PARTY!@
Missa: you should post the chat!
iceman: haha
Missa: To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
iceman: yup
iceman: I copied it!
Missa: but just the lyrics
iceman: Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Missa: cuz that's funny
Missa: dance go rush to the speaker that booms
iceman: I'll brb, gonna go do that
Missa: k

http://www.elknise.tk/david/vanilla_ice_ice_ice_baby.MP3

Then were all gonna sing it at 2005's *MAFIA* slumber party hosted and designed by Missa! See you all there!

BF 1942 / swifty vs -=PRO=-PAIN!!!

« on: August 13, 2005, 12:33:59 AM »

BF 1942 / Jeep on the carrier

« on: August 12, 2005, 04:43:22 PM »

BF 1942 / Iceman-DarkMantis VS Swifty--=Pro=-Pain

« on: August 11, 2005, 07:27:44 PM »

hokay, mantis and I pwned swifty. 2 on 1 assault, we had the 50 cals, swifty had a regular sniper, pain was wanking off in a corner some where or something.... The map was DC Docks, no rules.

http://www.elknise.tk/david/Screen12.JPG

BF 1942 / Killed U Wit A VS ICEMAN

« on: August 11, 2005, 06:02:39 PM »

Iceman won... I won... pwned.

Hokay... this pussy was telling everyone how much he owned me... so we did a 1 on 1 in Berlin, no tanks, no glitching. That was the rules. At 9 and 0, he uses a tank, comes over, and sits in it for 8 minutes, like a pussy. Brick declared it a DQ. So... even after his DQ, I pwn him 1 more time, brick and mantis leave, and he doesn't fucking spawn for around 10 minutes. Finally, I'm like fuck this shit, he was being the fucking nerd he is, sitting there saying no time limit, trying to make me leave and say "I DQed by leaving". SURE.

Here's the screens.
http://www.elknise.tk/david/Screen08.JPG
http://www.elknise.tk/david/Screen06.JPG

I PWNED you, stop talking shit, you dqed and pussied out.

Spam / Unreal Tournament(s) anyone?

« on: August 10, 2005, 12:43:38 AM »

I'm trying to see what games other people play that I'm into. UT has to be one of the, if not, the greatest game ever. I have UT, UT2003, UT2004, and some japanese versions that kick ass, never released in the US.

BF 1942 / MANTIS VS SWIFTY ROUND 3

« on: August 07, 2005, 07:37:47 PM »

SWIFTY VS. MANTIS ROUND THR33

BF 1942 / Ins4n3-Swifty VS Mantis-Pain (Matches)

« on: August 07, 2005, 01:32:13 AM »

Media / Programmer 1... the definition of cool

« on: August 06, 2005, 06:50:32 PM »

He is the definition of:
-cool
-jocks
-sex
-freindliness
-socialism
-girls
-everything

And it's apparent from his picture because he is one hott stud! I can go low too, just as low as you go on Blacksheep.

If blacksheeps wife had died, would I have cracked jokes at that? No. But now, wtf, sure why not. If programmers blow up doll popped? Would I call it his sister and laugh? Fuck no. You are some sick ass motherfuckers and I am so fucking pissed right now I would take a gun, point it at your face, toss it on the ground, pick it back up, and beat your fucking ass with the gun.

BF Other / Battlefield Vietnam?

« on: August 05, 2005, 11:11:24 PM »

Anyone besides Swifty and I play vietnam? It's really a kick ass game. Weapons of DC just with jungle maps that are really fun.

Flame / [DOA] NIG-GER Member! <--- appauling

« on: August 02, 2005, 10:34:17 PM »

ok, i know we like to joke around about niggers and shit, but this is insane. They're about having fun and being nice to everyone and they have the word nigger banned, BUT, they allow a DOA member to be NIG-GER. Wow.

http://www.elknise.tk/david/DOA_nigger.JPG

WOW, AND, I GOT THIS TOO. Blacksheep, raping the shit out of his masturbation tools.... just sick.
http://www.elknise.tk/david/blacksheep_rape.JPG