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Author Topic: $60 to cuddle for an hour  (Read 5032 times)

*MAFIA* Beatlejuice

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$60 to cuddle for an hour
« on: July 11, 2012, 02:27:36 PM »
Check out the article here, and video here.

This sounds like something Dune Surfer should start offering out of his next place.
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Re: $60 to cuddle for an hour
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2012, 02:54:10 PM »
The only thing Dune Surfer can offer for an hour is drunken babbling. I could just call any customer support line for that.
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Re: $60 to cuddle for an hour
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2012, 07:30:56 PM »
Hell another couple bucks and I can get blown and fucked. 
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Re: $60 to cuddle for an hour
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2012, 09:01:10 PM »
I wonder what Misfit charged hourly for Mean Green.
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Re: $60 to cuddle for an hour
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2012, 04:32:25 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Scooby on July 11, 2012, 09:01:10 PM
I wonder what Misfit charged hourly for Mean Green.
pocket cash, sneakers, camera, new computer and hotel and airfare.
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Re: $60 to cuddle for an hour
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2012, 05:54:01 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Meeester on July 11, 2012, 02:54:10 PM
The only thing Dune Surfer can offer for an hour is drunken babbling. I could just call any customer support line for that.

massive luls on "drunken babbling".  + rep
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Re: $60 to cuddle for an hour
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2012, 08:14:54 AM »
Q. Do we meet before we snuggle?
 A. Yes, we do meet briefly prior to snuggling in order to make sure that we're both comfortable and that our expectations are compatible.
 
Q. What if I become sexually aroused during my session?
 A. Don't worry, it happens! Although sexual activity is not permitted, arousal is perfectly normal and should not make anyone feel uncomfortable.
 
Q. Do clothes/pajamas always stay on for the duration of our session?
 A. Absolutely! Nudity is not permitted.
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