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Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: StEwIe_GrIfFiN on September 25, 2005, 02:48:29 AM: this is a little random but i just wanted to post this, on how crumpet's name has changed over the time that I've known him...

1.Crumpet- I first met crumpet one day on the forums, he was spamming everything up! and saying how he loved mafia so much, and mostly thanks to him (and masebot1 which i havn't seen in a while) this part of the forum was created.

2.Crump3t- over the many months crumpet decided to change his name, i don't know really why but it just happened. I guess he thought it was leet.

3.-=TT=- Crump3t- Crumpet had created his own clan, -=TT=- (or as we know them best, Tiny Tots) this clan lasted for about a month, in which that month they got a BF1942 server that was only up for about 3 days.

4.[DOA] Crump3t- Crumpet's clan fuses with doa, because they wern't doing so hot, and [DOA] will take anybody in, EVEN CRUMPET! OMG I KNOW! ITS BAD! but right away he is put on probation and cannot do much but then about after 2 weeks he gets banned for being the fag that he is.

5.Crump3t- He's back to the "leet" name. and is once again being a douche bag. but who can blame him, he's british. and he sends everyone in mafia news about his sig site where they have comps to see who can make the better signatures. but no one gave a rats ass.

6. Mustang- Now he's on an entirely differnt name after being gone for a little bit (well i got some peace for a while) and now hes on about his new CS: Source clan, which i see him getting banned from them too in the near future.

[(if there was any that i missed than please let me know so i can edit it, thanks for reading 'The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name') what can i say, im board and I've been wanting to do this]
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on September 25, 2005, 02:58:26 AM: lol!! Well before crumpet and the crumpeteers were created, there was WILL. WILL was his first name that he used and his clan at the time when he first started going on ventrilo was called [BADGER]. He of course was the LEADER and he had an AWESOME ranking system on his website (if ins4n3 or bonehead or anyone of you guys that remember). Yea his ranking system was a complete fucking laugh! Not important tho...anyways we all started calling him crumpet on ventrilo and ever since then he changed from WILL to Crumpet. That's how it began.
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on September 25, 2005, 04:09:06 AM: Yup phantom is 100% right
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: *MAFIA* Kingpin on September 25, 2005, 07:54:12 AM: heh funny! like your sig/av bone, hook a brotha up man!
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: Crumpet on December 29, 2005, 01:02:26 PM: Actually, Here is the real Story,

I Came on ventrilo, Daddy Thought i had a high voice (which i did at the time it was like 1 and a half years ago) So He thought crumpet fitted best.

Now im mustang and i run my own clan thats been up for about 5-6 months now, http://www.tda-clan.co.uk

So there...
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: *MAFIA* Milky Way on December 29, 2005, 01:20:24 PM: nice stewie lol
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: *MAFIA* LAAZ on December 29, 2005, 05:24:31 PM: I dunno about yall niggers but crumpet sounds f ing HOTT and i mean that in the queerest way possible
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: *MAFIA* Milky Way on December 29, 2005, 06:04:18 PM: Quote from: LAAZT1K420
I dunno about yall niggers but crumpet sounds f ing HOTT and i mean that in the queerest way possible

wow......
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: *MAFIA* LAAZ on December 29, 2005, 07:17:36 PM: WOW is right
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on December 29, 2005, 08:02:48 PM: lol i like how crumpet says "i used to have a high pitched voice" hey dip shit, u still do, and 1 and a half years ago isnt that much.
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: *MAFIA* Milky Way on December 29, 2005, 08:04:02 PM: Quote from: *MAFIA* ÃŸlÃ¥kjÃ¡x
lol i like how crumpet says "i used to have a high pitched voice" hey dip shit, u still do, and 1 and a half years ago isnt that much.

owned
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: *MAFIA* LAAZ on December 29, 2005, 08:04:43 PM: Quote from: *MAFIA* ÃŸlÃ¥kjÃ¡x
lol i like how crumpet says "i used to have a high pitched voice" hey dip shit, u still do, and 1 and a half years ago isnt that much.

Hahaha milk is right fucking OWNED
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: Toblerone on December 29, 2005, 08:37:04 PM: first time you came on was at MOST 10 months ago.
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: HaVoK on December 29, 2005, 09:18:20 PM: This thread is as old as that wrinkly fat guy Tobe fucked last night. ;)
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: Koekiemonster on December 29, 2005, 11:47:55 PM: Quote from: Mustang
Actually, Here is the real Story, I Came
on ventrilo, Daddy Thought i had a high voice (which i did at the time it was like 1 and a half years ago) So He thought crumpet fitted best

Quote from: Havok
This thread is as old as that wrinkly fat guy Tobe fucked last night.

Seems to me you guys are on the same queery wavelength and have the same
fantasies, maybe you should meet up and ...
GO FUCK EACH OTHER IN THE ASS !!!
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: *MAFIA* Milky Way on December 29, 2005, 11:59:41 PM: Quote from: Koekiemonster
Seems to me you guys are on the same queery wavelength and have the same
fantasies, maybe you should meet up and ...
GO FUCK EACH OTHER IN THE ASS !!!

or maybe we can all take turns fucking you in the ass
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: Koekiemonster on December 30, 2005, 12:10:56 AM: Quote from: *MAFIA* Milky Way
or maybe we can all take turns fucking you in the ass

Are you telling us that you would fuck another guy in the ass??
Hope you are kidding Milky ...
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: *MAFIA* Milky Way on December 30, 2005, 12:12:35 AM: Quote from: Koekiemonster
Are you telling us that you would fuck another guy in the ass??
Hope you are kidding Milky ...

yah thats exactly what i am saying.. i dont see whats wrong with that... me and tobler fuck each other in the ass daily

and if you didint notice about 65-75% of mafia are gays
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: Koekiemonster on December 30, 2005, 12:22:06 AM: Quote from: *MAFIA* Milky Way
yah thats exactly what i am saying.. i dont see whats wrong with that... me and tobler fuck each other in the ass daily

Okey, sorry I questioned your morals lol.
So maybe Mustang and Havok can join up with you then
for a faget ass gangbang ehy??
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: *MAFIA* Milky Way on December 30, 2005, 12:53:30 AM: EHH ID BE DOWN FOR IT
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: *MAFIA* Milky Way on December 30, 2005, 01:46:58 AM: lol im just kidding im not gay that is phantoms part of the field!
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: Koekiemonster on December 30, 2005, 01:54:14 AM: Pfff, you almost had me going there for a minute Milky lol.
I was only trying to be funny with the remark about Mustang
and Havok you know ... you guys are cool, even if some of
you are fucking fagets lol ...
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: HaVoK on December 30, 2005, 07:42:29 AM: Are you made because I bent you over and owned your ass on the server? If that makes me gay, then I guess I am. Anyways, I'm not a fag but I play one on my PC.
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: Koekiemonster on December 30, 2005, 12:20:21 PM: Quote from: Havok
Are you made because I bent you over and owned your ass on the server? If that makes me gay, then I guess I am. Anyways, I'm not a fag but I play one on my PC.

I'm not mad at you Havok, I'm FURIOUS, no really I know my
place on the server ... And there's no need to deny it man,
your secrets are save with me lol.

And Koekie would like to wish you all a HAPPY NEWYEAR,
even you fagetty asses ...
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on December 30, 2005, 09:32:21 PM: its spelled, faggot. not faget, not fagget, or even fagot, its faggot, just fyi
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: Koekiemonster on December 30, 2005, 11:43:48 PM: Quote from: *MAFIA* ÃŸlÃ¥kjÃ¡x
its spelled, faggot. not faget, not fagget, or even fagot, its faggot, just fyi

Sorry man, quess I wasn't paying enough attention in english
class when they were handeling the chapter of guys who fuck
each other in the ass ...
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: Rahl on December 31, 2005, 04:04:00 PM: Hahahahahaha. . .

I'm sorry. Carry on.
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: HaVoK on December 31, 2005, 04:35:31 PM: Koekiemonster why do you write everything in a sort of poetic almost format? It also seems funny to me that you are commenting on all of these things when you have never been on ventrilo or heard any of our voices, and don't even know that almost all of us joke about being gay in some sort of way. Instead your motto seems to be, "I'M GOING TO GIVE MY IGNORANT TWO CENTS!!!!!!!!!1"
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: *MAFIA* Milky Way on December 31, 2005, 04:39:31 PM: Quote from: Havok
Koekiemonster why do you write everything in a sort of poetic almost format? It also seems funny to me that you are commenting on all of these things when you have never been on ventrilo or heard any of our voices, and don't even know that almost all of us joke about being gay in some sort of way. Instead your motto seems to be, "I'M GOING TO GIVE MY IGNORANT TWO CENTS!!!!!!!!!1"

O
W
N
A
G
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Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: Koekiemonster on January 01, 2006, 10:55:28 AM: Quote from: Havok
Koekiemonster why do you write everything in a sort of poetic almost format? It also seems funny to me that you are commenting on all of these things when you have never been on ventrilo or heard any of our voices, and don't even know that almost all of us joke about being gay in some sort of way. Instead your motto seems to be, "I'M GOING TO GIVE MY IGNORANT TWO CENTS!!!!!!!!!1"

Whatever he said ...
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on January 01, 2006, 11:50:07 AM: i wanna hear ur voice koekie, ya know... just for laughs
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: Koekiemonster on January 01, 2006, 01:17:45 PM: Quote from: *MAFIA* ÃŸlÃ¥kjÃ¡x
i wanna hear ur voice koekie, ya know... just for laughs

I wanna kick your ass Blakjax, also just for laughs
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: *MAFIA* Milky Way on January 01, 2006, 02:32:30 PM: Quote from: Koekiemonster
I wanna kick your ass Blakjax, also just for laughs

so hostile this will calm you down http://www.mybattlefield.com
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on January 01, 2006, 02:51:29 PM: man koekie, that hurts really, i thought we were friends? wat happend? by the way how old are you kid?
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: *MAFIA* LAAZ on January 01, 2006, 03:13:42 PM: Lol remember that hes dutch......mea ning hes not all there
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: Koekiemonster on January 02, 2006, 06:39:36 PM: Quote from: *MAFIA* ÃŸlÃ¥kjÃ¡x
man koekie, that hurts really, i thought we were friends? wat happend? by the way how old are you kid?

Didn't mean anything by it Blakjax, I tried to get on ventrillo
but it keeps giving me a blanc page. Also you have to forgive me
for anny spelling faults cause I'm Dutch as you already know.
The same goes for Havok with the expression he used, I don't know
what he meant by that, and oh I'm 26.
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on January 02, 2006, 07:06:06 PM: I love dutch girls :)
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: HaVoK on January 02, 2006, 08:04:16 PM: I love my new sig that someone supplied me. ;)
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on January 03, 2006, 12:24:41 AM: Quote from: Havok
I love my new sig that someone supplied me. ;)

i think its racist u fucking nigger
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: [DOA] Programmer_One on January 03, 2006, 02:25:04 AM: I'd like to make a correction to that history...Crum p3t was indeed called Will at first...

When DOA decided to switch from DC-Final to BF1942, Will (crump3t) came on our server. Back when our member acceptance policy was very loose (aka non-existant) we accepted him into DOA.

After a few days [DOA] Will simply vanished for a while, only to return to our server with *MAFIA* tags on. Seeing this, we simply kicked him out of DOA since we thought he joined another clan. We then later found out that Will had never been accepted into *MAFIA*.

Only after all this did he change his name from Will to Crumpet.
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: Vasha on January 03, 2006, 07:19:20 AM: Congrats!!!
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: Carnage on January 03, 2006, 07:26:52 AM: Quote from: '[DOA
Programmer_One']I'd like to make a correction to that history...Crum p3t was indeed called Will at first...

When DOA decided to switch from DC-Final to BF1942, Will (crump3t) came on our server. Back when our member acceptance policy was very loose (aka non-existant) we accepted him into DOA.

After a few days [DOA] Will simply vanished for a while, only to return to our server with *MAFIA* tags on. Seeing this, we simply kicked him out of DOA since we thought he joined another clan. We then later found out that Will had never been accepted into *MAFIA*.

Only after all this did he change his name from Will to Crumpet.

What a idiot...
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: HaVoK on January 03, 2006, 08:55:04 AM: Quote from: *MAFIA* ÃŸlÃ¥kjÃ¡x
i think its racist u fucking nigger

Lol..... I didn't put it as this, someone else changed it. Either way I think it looks cool.
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: Carnage on January 03, 2006, 02:11:26 PM: Well, you think wrong!
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: MadMedic on January 03, 2006, 03:21:57 PM: Crumpet drinks too much tea... I've talked to him once and he was acting really funny.
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: *MAFIA* LAAZ on January 03, 2006, 07:41:09 PM: Quote from: *MAFIA* Carnage
Well, you think wrong!

LOl carnie is mad
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: Unregistered on January 04, 2006, 11:36:59 PM: Quote from: *MAFIA* Toblerone
first time you came on was at MOST 10 months ago.

I haven't been in MAFIA for a year and a half, and when I first joined, this dude was going by WILL from the BADGER clan.
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Post by: Elliott Smith on January 04, 2006, 11:41:54 PM: ^
That post is mine.
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Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on January 05, 2006, 01:22:44 PM: Quote from: *MAFIA* Elliott Smith
^
That post is mine.

wait so u havnt been in MAFIA for a year and a half, or u have been?
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: Missa on January 05, 2006, 02:02:20 PM: See the "n't" after the "have"? That would make it "haven't".. Woah.. Concepts..
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on January 05, 2006, 03:41:31 PM: Quote from: *MAFIA* Missa
See the "n't" after the "have"? That would make it "haven't".. Woah.. Concepts..

ty captain obvious, but my question pertains to why would he say how long he hasnt been in MAFIA, i was asking if it was a mistype, .... concepts missa
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: Missa on January 05, 2006, 10:33:10 PM: Read crumpet's post.. geez... You're not too quick are you? :)
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on January 06, 2006, 08:58:27 AM: aww damnit i thought i beat u in an argument, i guess not...
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: Missa on January 06, 2006, 09:40:47 AM: YOU?.. beat ME?.. lol silly boy
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on January 06, 2006, 04:40:46 PM: Quote from: *MAFIA* Missa
YOU?.. beat ME?.. lol silly boy

ya really, what the hell was i thinking?
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: Missa on January 06, 2006, 06:47:47 PM: Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx
ya really, what the hell was i thinking?
I don't think you were...
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: [TBD] General Patton on August 22, 2006, 03:49:20 PM: Quote from: Milky Way
yah thats exactly what i am saying.. i dont see whats wrong with that... me and tobler fuck each other in the ass daily

and if you didint notice about 65-75% of mafia are gays

yep i noticed that:) hehehe rofl
Title: The Retarded History of Crumpet's Name
Post by: *MAFIA* LAAZ on August 22, 2006, 04:07:18 PM: Your fucking done retard.

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