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Title: this one is for bone:)
Post by: *MAFIA* Vanilla on March 21, 2005, 11:02:11 PM
here you go bone i thought since you loved cats you would enjoy this ;)
Title: this one is for bone:)
Post by: Carnage on March 21, 2005, 11:04:50 PM
Lol........... ...........
Title: this one is for bone:)
Post by: Crzy S on March 21, 2005, 11:47:07 PM
only shit that dog got it's ass kick!
Title: this one is for bone:)
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on March 22, 2005, 12:36:17 AM
BS!!! that dog would eat that fucking cat and ask for seconds.
Title: this one is for bone:)
Post by: Ins4n3 on March 22, 2005, 12:44:02 AM
*cough* PS *cough*
Title: this one is for bone:)
Post by: Missa on March 22, 2005, 01:11:46 AM
Karate kitty kicked some dog but.  I bet the dog is to nice to attack the cat though.
Title: this one is for bone:)
Post by: Boemann (nl) on March 22, 2005, 07:23:32 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Missa
Karate kitty kicked some dog but.  I bet the dog is to nice to attack the cat though.


get em doggie! i will helpm ya, i am with ya poor kitty (well 1ce we have finished it ...)
Title: his friend
Post by: *MAFIA* Vanilla on March 22, 2005, 08:19:31 AM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Vanillathrilla
here you go bone i thought since you loved cats you would enjoy this ;)

here you go bone they found one.
Title: this one is for bone:)
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on March 22, 2005, 09:05:50 AM
That cat owned that dog huh?  Thats what I'm talking about!
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Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on March 22, 2005, 12:50:53 PM
I can't wait till dogs and cats take over the world and then they start posting pictures of humans getting tied up by animals and being tortured. The cats are plotting to take bonehead out first by turning him into a bonzi hillbilly.
Title: this one is for bone:)
Post by: *MAFIA* Vanilla on March 22, 2005, 03:03:40 PM
or even worse a cat.
Title: this one is for bone:)
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on March 22, 2005, 04:33:14 PM
Shit bring it on I have enough lead and explosives to kill at least 15,000 cats then we get into medievil weapons the fun way to slaughter nothing like watching that skull explode when a 15lb mace with 8-4" spikes slam into that head at around 60mph or a 42lb 5'2" broad sword coming at you doing 70mph at 220lbs of body weight with a 120lb counter thats approx 4.2g's of thrust enough to cut a cow in half. Ah the simple weapons are the funest and bloodest there is something to be said about someone on a battlefield covered in blood and flesh with fields and fields of dead from the battle and only a few survive to tell the tale.
Title: this one is for bone:)
Post by: Crzy S on March 22, 2005, 07:21:16 PM
Why do you hate cats so much?
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Post by: Loaded on March 22, 2005, 07:24:47 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Crzy S
Why do you hate cats so much?



Oh boy here it comes... Tell us Bone. Why?
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Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on March 22, 2005, 07:48:29 PM
I have said it before and I will say it again "for the last time" They are nasty animals they stink "spray everything in sight" they are nasty when they shit they stink a fucking house up in 1 shit you ever been in a house where someone owns a few of the nasty little beast? omg the smell will fucking knock you down hell even being around where the nasty sons of bitches have been you can smell them. Then for their love and effection they hope in your lap and sink their fucking claws into you like a god damn scratching post then you snatch the bastard up and the fucking thing bites you then you have to wind up throwing it threw a wall then fixing the fucking wall all because the little son of a bitch wanted to sink his god damn claws into your leg then if the mother fucker doesn't claw you he will fucking hack up on you god damn nasty ass little mother fucking beast I hate them I fucking hate them I kill every god damn one I see and torture the ones I have time to it is my mission to exterminate cats the fowl little sons of bitches.
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Post by: Ins4n3 on March 22, 2005, 08:06:37 PM
LOL he said fowl. They aren't birds you know ;)
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Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on March 22, 2005, 08:07:20 PM
Is this what you're talking about?
(http://www.mafiaowns.com/Imagehost/database/litterbox.JPG)
(my bedroom last summer)
Title: this one is for bone:)
Post by: *MAFIA* Vanilla on March 22, 2005, 09:19:53 PM
haha is that all of them, i can't wait to see them all tomorrow. gona have a party haha
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Post by: Elliott Smith on March 22, 2005, 10:54:46 PM
Not only do they love to scratch you and gnaw you, they expect to be fed.  They leave and stay out all hours of the day only to return to see if the bowl is full of food.  They're ungrateful pieces of shit from hell, and I'm with Bone.  They all need to die.  I don't even care to torture them because that would mean I'd have to waste my time dealing with them.  Just load a truck full of them, drive it into a cargo plane, fly the plane high into the air and roll the truck out the back of the plane.  Splat.  End of story, and life is good again.
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Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on March 22, 2005, 11:11:06 PM
Look into their eyes bonehead and love those pussies as much as you love paw paw!
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Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on March 23, 2005, 03:39:18 AM
No this is my idea of a cute and loving cat :)
 
 Oh and for you saneypoo the word fowl can also be used in a sling phrase like foul-foule, fowl smell-we hunted and ate some fowl today comes frome middle english 1500-1800 foul,foule proper.
Title: lol
Post by: Raven on March 23, 2005, 05:54:43 AM
LOL !The little bastards they want outside at night to go hunting for females ,come home and expect to be fed then just shit and sleep and do it all over the next night. When you want a little respect they pwn your ass. Like alot of teenage males lol! AH i remember it well hee hee many many years ago. Also sounds like alot of us have been pwned by the little bastards a few times lol.
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Post by: Boemann (nl) on March 23, 2005, 06:02:11 AM
nice picture bone!
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Post by: Missa on March 23, 2005, 08:46:46 AM
But..... My mom said Fluffy ran away..... BONEHEAD!!!!!!!!
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Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on March 23, 2005, 12:08:50 PM
Fluffy made a nice throw rug for my dogs doghouse :)
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Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on March 23, 2005, 01:16:00 PM
I found titties cat! But the poor thing OD last night.

(http://www.terranova.net/content/images/drunk-kitty.jpg)
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Post by: TagS on March 23, 2005, 09:17:02 PM
thats my cat dude what the fuck did you do to it?!?!?!?!?!?!