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[*MAFIA* Capsloc]

that's not twisted, twisted is like 17 i think

[Mean Green]

uh............ ...........
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0727071mugs5.html

[*MAFIA* MAGGOT]

asked for help on vent this is what i got from mis.

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best: oo hi
Misfit: wat!!!!!!
MAGGOT: I cant hear shit
Misfit: ;lol
MAGGOT: did you have that prob?
best: lol ok
best: no
Misfit: is your headset plugged in?
MAGGOT: yes
Misfit: is your Vent muted?
MAGGOT: drag me to another channel see if you can hear me
MAGGOT: no
Misfit: do you have a headset? or speakers? are your eears still on your head?
MAGGOT: Headset yes i have ears
MAGGOT: DER
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MAGGOT: can you hear me?
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'Misfit' has joined the chat.
Misfit: still cant hear?
MAGGOT: i can hear the connect sound just not sound
Misfit: lolz
MAGGOT: voice sound
MAGGOT: I know its gay
MAGGOT: can hear i tunes, the connect/disconnect sound just not yall talking
MAGGOT: works when i test it in settings
Misfit: lol
Misfit: are you sure MUTE isnt on?
MAGGOT: positive
Misfit: heres what you do....
MAGGOT: uninstall then kill myself?
Misfit: Pour Waffle syrup on the keypad,the hit ctrl alt del 13 times
MAGGOT: Rofl
Misfit: then it will work
MAGGOT: ratman is in vent
MAGGOT: ok ill get right on that
MAGGOT: imma try to come in under a different name?? no?


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Misfit: ?no
MaGgOt: works now i can hear
Misfit: FINALY
Misfit: asshole
MaGgOt: LOL fuck you too
Misfit: It was the syrup thing?
MaGgOt: yes
Misfit: told ya
MaGgOt: i know

[*MAFIA* Scooby]

that's  um great.......

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

That is fucking sweet.  I actually laughed.  One question how is he going to kill himself then pour syrup on his cp?  Maybe he should change that around.  Then have the rest of the syrup pour over his dead body so ants and flys and shit can eat him.  Yeah that is pretty sweet.  NOW FUCK YOURSELVES NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[*MAFIA* masebot1]

WOOT!!!

[*MAFIA* MAGGOT]

 First was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a chisel and hammer, he gave it a hole. Second was a butcher, quick with his wit, with a steak knife he gave it a slit. Third was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur he lined it without. Fourth was a tailor, tall and thin, with a piece of red velvet he lined it within. Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, he threw in a fish and gave it a smell. Sixth was a preacher, his name was McGee, he blessed it and touched it and said it could pee. Seventh was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it and called it a CUNT!

A rhyme aimed towards Americas youth while throwing in a quick history lesson.

[Pr0d1gY]

My first post in this stupid thread... Okay let's start:

1. maggot you have a huge head

2. maggot get world of warcraft

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

My first post in this stupid thread... Okay let's start:

1. maggot you have a huge head

2. maggot get world of warcraft

I don't think the word huge can describe just how big maggot's head is.  i think we need to come up with a better word.  something that fits.  he is the only guy i know that the hats that say "one size fits all" doesn't apply to.

[*MAFIA* masebot1]

LoL maybe you should pay him to play.

[*MAFIA* MAGGOT]

I don't think the word huge can describe just how big maggot's head is.  i think we need to come up with a better word.  something that fits.  he is the only guy i know that the hats that say "one size fits all" doesn't apply to.

Thousands have perished in japan due to Godzilla although when he got to me......Godzil la choked to death on my enormous head and i was proclaimed a god by the Japanese.

[*MAFIA* masebot1]

Thousands have perished in japan due to Godzilla although when he got to me......Godzil la choked to death on my enormous head and i was proclaimed a god by the Japanese.

Nice.

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

Thousands have perished in japan due to Godzilla although when he got to me......Godzil la choked to death on my enormous head and i was proclaimed a god by the Japanese.

  Well, in all asian countries I am seen as a god due to my 5 1/2 inch penis!!!

[Pr0d1gY]

WOW!!! Only 5 1/2 inches? My shit is so long that it drags out of the bottom of my pants onto the ground...

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

WOW!!! Only 5 1/2 inches? My shit is so long that it drags out of the bottom of my pants onto the ground...

  You know size doesn't matter right?  Not when you can buy a bid dildo.  I try to stretch it out by slamming it in the door and running the other way.  I have seen some results.