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Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: Porno¬MANIAC!!! on November 04, 2004, 04:00:42 PM
hey guys its me porno maniac when am i going to be trusted enough to get the private hack
cause i havent been playing BF with you guys is because i dont have any working hacks and i only play with hacks and i dont want to keep gettin kicked because mines not PB proof and i dont play without any hacks but i do go on vent with youy guys
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on November 04, 2004, 05:12:10 PM
Well if you would even bother checking our server has pb off :winky:
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: *MAFIA* ( . )Y( . ) on November 04, 2004, 07:08:43 PM
HAHA couldn't have said it better bonehead!
TITTIES
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: Porno¬MANIAC!!! on November 04, 2004, 09:12:42 PM
well i dont even have any hax i deleted all the old ones that were detected so i dont have any so thats why i wanted the priv hack
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on November 05, 2004, 06:54:41 AM
Again you don't bother checking anything out there is the public get it.

Public=PB off    Hmmmm ;)
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: Akula on November 05, 2004, 01:46:08 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead
Well if you would even bother checking our server has pb off :winky:


Now our server has PB on. :(

*sob* *cry* *bang head against concrete wall* :screams:
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: Porno¬MANIAC!!! on November 05, 2004, 02:32:09 PM
see wat akula said PB is back on
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on November 05, 2004, 04:30:26 PM
Sorry it was off for a good 3 day's to bad.
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: Porno¬MANIAC!!! on November 05, 2004, 04:54:21 PM
well i have no hax sooo...and theres no good one on the internet to get so thats why i havent played BF
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: Porno¬MANIAC!!! on November 05, 2004, 04:58:55 PM
abd bonehead can i have this as my avatar heres a link....thing is can you size it down
http://www.orangetide.com/coolshit/army3.gif
and also TITTIES this is what your avatar should be heres another link...you might have to size it down
http://www.orangetide.com/coolshit/HUGEtits.jpg
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: MinorThreat on November 06, 2004, 05:07:18 AM
Let me suggest something.  About the private...be patient.  Also, learn to play battlefield without hacks before you start using them again.  I know from a pilot stand point that's the best route to go.  If you can pwn without hacks, just think of what you can do when using them.  People will  :bowdown:  to you or  :screams:      Either way it's funny as shit
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: Akula on November 06, 2004, 05:43:05 AM
It's all a GIANT CONSPIRACY. There is no private hack!

When we've begged, pleaded, played, played.  :bowdown:   :bowdown:   :bowdown:   :bigcry:  :kissit:  :iconsex-f, THEN you will tell us. ...  ;)
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on November 06, 2004, 07:10:16 AM
LoL poor poor akula Hang in there ;)
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: Porno¬MANIAC!!! on November 06, 2004, 07:58:45 AM
so is it any point possible to get this priv hak
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: Akula on November 06, 2004, 08:10:54 AM
Yes. Something about Angel and a blowjob, methinks.   :kissa:
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on November 06, 2004, 08:27:59 AM
You think right get angel to give you a grade a servicing and you may have the private hack :iconsex-p
 
 
rofl lol ahhhh sigh :icon_rofl :laugh: :thumbsup
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: *MAFIA* ( . )Y( . ) on November 06, 2004, 09:03:01 AM
Yes really,
You get her to give you a BJ I'll even throw in my puter! lol... And minor believe it or not there was a point in time many, many years ago I played with out a hack! Yes Akula just hang in there.
TITTIES
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: Porno¬MANIAC!!! on November 06, 2004, 10:17:20 AM
is that possible and what ya want me to meat me out in the street or sumthin or an internet BJ lol
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: Swifty on November 09, 2004, 06:00:16 PM
Wow your pathetic....
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: Porno¬MANIAC!!! on November 09, 2004, 09:32:07 PM
i just want this fuckin priv hack so i can go pwn some niggers
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: ERTAN on November 09, 2004, 11:53:23 PM
Seems like thats the only reason you joined this clan. I doubt a private hack will help you, unless it auto-aims, flys, walks, drives and shoots for you. You just seem too ignorant to be able to perform on par with the rest of society. Right now, you sound like a stupid noob that was just fucked by a 12 inch big black monster dick. Face it, your never going to get the hack, so just go ahead and commit suicide to rid yourself from the gene pool, you impatient zionist pig eating paradoxical jew. You should have read before you even applied; you applied only to get this private hack, therefore you should not have applied at all. Now go pull my condom out your mothers ass and put it in a ziplock back so i can use it again on her for next time since she is too dirty to deserve to be fucked with a clean condom.
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on November 09, 2004, 11:57:11 PM
All I can say is DAMN! Someone just got that ass owned :sex_anal:
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: Swifty on November 10, 2004, 03:28:04 PM
Hey hey hey watch yourself with the Jew stuff nigger, I believe it was swamp who said he was jewish? Got it nigger? :NONO:
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: Porno¬MANIAC!!! on November 10, 2004, 04:52:57 PM
ertan go fuck off ya eunuch i joined cause my old clan sucked balls and i knew the *MAFIA* hax so i joined em ok and yeah dont be a ratial son of a bitch about jews i have a couple friedns that are jews
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: *MAFIA* Kingpin on November 10, 2004, 05:51:16 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* ERTAN
Seems like thats the only reason you joined this clan. I doubt a private hack will help you, unless it auto-aims, flys, walks, drives and shoots for you. You just seem too ignorant to be able to perform on par with the rest of society. Right now, you sound like a stupid noob that was just fucked by a 12 inch big black monster dick. Face it, your never going to get the hack, so just go ahead and commit suicide to rid yourself from the gene pool, you impatient zionist pig eating paradoxical jew. You should have read before you even applied; you applied only to get this private hack, therefore you should not have applied at all. Now go pull my condom out your mothers ass and put it in a ziplock back so i can use it again on her for next time since she is too dirty to deserve to be fucked with a clean condom.




holy fukcing shit, that has got to be the  best ownage i have ever seen!, besides the whole spontanous incident, jeremy you know what im talkign about  :mhihi:
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on November 10, 2004, 07:05:04 PM
Yup that was some uber ass ownage on his part damn never seen anyone take the time to write such a nice letter like he did to bad it was lost with the old forum :( It truely was a masterpeace.
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: ERTAN on November 10, 2004, 09:00:06 PM
I know this is the internet, but learn some punctuation you fucking dumb monkey. You are scientific evidence that humans did indeed evolve from monkeys. You fucking brainless little twat, you are as irritating as a piece of gum stuck to my shoe. Please stop lying to me, you have no Jewish friends, and even if you did, you wouldn’t know that they are Jewish because you are too fucking slow to know what a Jew is. Don’t lie, I always know when people are lying. I’m pretty sure that your old clan of queers kicked you out because you literally didn’t suck balls like the rest of them did; rather, you sucked big massive cock. No shit that you knew mafia hacks, that is the reason you joined this clan (as I already stated, thanks for verifying it).

Now I am going to bash you.
You stupid little mother fucker. You fucking daddy’s little fucking whore. You fucking lab rat, you’re a human experiment gone wrong. You are the outcome of a junkie jerking off in a public toilet bowl in the park, flushing his sperm down the toilet, and swimming up another junkie’s cunt while she is bathing in a city sewage system. You are a fucking virus, a cancer, a walking mass of overgrown cells. You have a fucking brain tumor for a brain, and an infantile penis for dick. The size of your dick is proof that that exists and cares about humanity. God knows what an ignorant know nothing low life shit eating insect you are, therefore he made physical impregnation impossible due to your massively tiny pecker. You represent the lowest form of humanity; you are the poor low life animal fucking rabid mongoloid moron who walks into subways and stores and begins blabbering as if he were a rapper, with a pouch around your waist filled with rubber-band balls and pennies. You resemble re-used toilet paper, toilet paper that was used to wipe ones ass, flipped over and together, to use it again to wipe. You are so fucked up that you made God doubt himself and his creating. It’s too late for your salvation, not even God could help you if he tried. The only thing left for you to do is to keep trying ot suck your own dick until you finally achieve it.






Warning: Graphics photos down below.
















PORNO MANIAC'S GENEOLOGY:

1. PORNO MANIAC HIMSELF:

(http://www.ansi.okstate.edu/breeds/goats/anatolianblack/anatolianblack-web1.jpg)



2. PORNO MANIAC'S FATHER:


(http://www.ansi.okstate.edu/breeds/goats/appenzell/appenzeller-2.jpg)



3. PORNO MANIAC'S MOTHER:


(http://www.ansi.okstate.edu/breeds/goats/arapawaisland/arapawa2.jpg)



NOW DO US ALL A FAVOR, AND DO SOMETHNIG YOUR GOOD AT....GO FUCK YOURSELF!
(http://www.ansi.okstate.edu/breeds/goats/sanclemente/SANCLEM1.jpg)

Move along! Nothing to see here!
Edited since I'm sure Bone doesn't feel like rebuilding another website - DeathDealer
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: Porno¬MANIAC!!! on November 10, 2004, 10:23:32 PM
Where did ya get all them photos...oh wait why am i asking that you took em around your house  when you were walking around starin at your tiny nuts that havent veen dropped(shit forgot your a eunuch)so there ya go
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: Porno¬MANIAC!!! on November 10, 2004, 10:29:01 PM
and stop by our ventrilo server
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: Porno¬MANIAC!!! on November 10, 2004, 10:32:30 PM
To All Mafia Management Close And Delete This Thread Like It Ever Existed
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: *MAFIA* Phantom on November 11, 2004, 12:26:06 AM
i just wanted to say that i dislike jews...haha. But here is why: every jew that has been friends with me were ignorant, selfish cock suckers and I litterally couldn't stand being around them without feeling like a jew myself. I don't hate them but god damn it's in their blood to be faggots.
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: *MAFIA* Kingpin on November 11, 2004, 06:10:14 AM
OMFG owned again, dam im still lauging my ass off, fucked up pictures, but i have seen them before haha
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: guiltyj on November 11, 2004, 01:37:19 PM
wow Porno-MANIAC, you are a complete and abject tool.

Hey MAFIA dudes, you guys post a PB scan list for your private hack?  My own was tight for hours, then I started getting 2 min kicks.  How do you guys dump the PB scan list?
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: Swifty on November 11, 2004, 03:31:56 PM
Okay, this is a totally unnessisary and offensive post with no point and should be deleted.  I personally agree that Maniac is a dumbass who wants the private hack but, whats to stop me from thinking that you (ERTAN) are a fucking nooblet ass cock sucker who is also after the private....Now the statment about jews....Phanto m I know my share of jews who give the rest a bad name and thats not the point.  Im glad you said that you said you didnt hate somone because of a religion, first of all JESUS WAS A JEW all you anti-jewish christians, this is the most hipocritical thing you can do as a christian.  Your lord and savior didnt believe in Christianity or the bible, he was a JEWWWW.  It is also a fact the bible was written significally after the crucifiction.  Now, there are the facts....I appoligize if I offended any chrisians by refering to jesus but its all a fact.

Now since Ive been offended by this sorry excuse of newblet life ERTAN I will procede to bash him:

Okay you newbie cock sucker, dont come in here thinking your all that because your not.  Your never on ventrillo (Most likely because your some 12 year old twat who is afraid to talk you bitch).  Secondly dont be making racial comments  to complete strangers.  I wanna see you goto compton and go call some gangbanger a nigger.  Only a bitch ass pussy would post somthing like you did online.  Thrird, Ive never seen you play so how bout you become an active contributing member instead of a sniviling cock sucker with a .5" dick.  Personally this couldve all been avoided if you werent an antijewish moron.  I have jewish relatives and I dare you to say somthing to me cocksucker because I will fuck you up so quick you wont know what the fuck happened.  Feel free to come on ventrillo and talk to me in person bitch.  I would also like to add I am in noway on Porno's side I am speaking as myself.  By the way you would need a new fucking brain not a hack to acomplish somthing in a game.
 :ogien:  :fu:
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: Swifty on November 11, 2004, 03:32:24 PM
Oh yeah noone wants to see the pictures of the Erotic movie you and your mom made...
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: Hard Life on November 11, 2004, 05:04:27 PM
hahahaha im laughing so much I cant even breath lol   :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:  :yeah:  :yeah:  :yeah:  :yeah:  :evilnana:  :evilnana:
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: Swifty on November 11, 2004, 06:40:06 PM
I really doubt that fagget will respond.  Please pal, confirm your "pussie-ness".
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: *MAFIA* ( . )Y( . ) on November 11, 2004, 09:32:44 PM
Quote from: *MAFIA* Swifty
I really doubt that fagget will respond. Please pal, confirm your "pussie-ness".

To all MAFIA members it's not about owning each other it's about owning outsiders! Porno is a MAFIA member NOT an outsider so please treat each other with :respect: ! This kind of member bashing is not healthy and I feel is un acceptable! We are friends here at mafia so lets treat each other as such! Thanks
TITTIES closed
Title: Priv. Hack
Post by: Bradley on November 12, 2004, 09:52:01 AM
ROFL!!!!!!!! Good Shit!
Title: Re: Priv. Hack
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on August 15, 2007, 08:47:36 PM
Yea,you gotta listen to titties on this one.
  You are a fucking idiot.  Why do you keep bringing up these old ass threads?  Wait, Is old ass one word or two????  HMMM.
Title: Re: Priv. Hack
Post by: *MAFIA* ( . )Y( . ) on October 21, 2007, 10:53:02 PM
MINOR THREAT! WHATS UP BROTHER? HOPE YOU OWNED THE SHIT OUT OF THAT PIECE OF SHIT MECHASTRIESAND ...ROFL I MISS THOSE VIDEO CLIPS YOU USED TO SEND ME. WELL SEND ME A PM SOMETIME, TITTIES
Title: Re: Priv. Hack
Post by: *MAFIA* MAGGOT on October 21, 2007, 10:55:02 PM
MINOR THREAT! WHATS UP BROTHER? HOPE YOU OWNED THE SHIT OUT OF THAT PIECE OF SHIT MECHASTRIESAND ...ROFL I MISS THOSE VIDEO CLIPS YOU USED TO SEND ME. WELL SEND ME A PM SOMETIME, TITTIES
LOOK AT THE DATES TITS.




<3
Title: Re: Priv. Hack
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on October 22, 2007, 02:01:44 AM
OMG! wtf is wrong with you retards?
Title: Re: Priv. Hack
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on October 22, 2007, 02:18:38 AM
OMG! wtf is wrong with you retards?
  you already said it.  RETARDS!!!!!!!!