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General / Bacon Birthday
« on: January 22, 2009, 12:57:13 PM »
Yesterday, in fact....Birthd ay Happy Mister Bacon.
32
Spam / word of the day
« on: January 21, 2009, 11:05:27 AM »
Mexican word of the day: OBAMA
last night my old lady gots mad at me cuz I drank her last case of beer obama self.
last night my old lady gots mad at me cuz I drank her last case of beer obama self.
36
Help / monitor help...
« on: December 04, 2008, 07:13:56 AM »
Just replaced an old monitor that was scrolling with a new one ....and the new one scrolls too. Am I wrong in thinking it is a video card issue? The computer is fairly new (a year old) so Im distressed. Any suggestions?
Thanks.
~V.
Thanks.
~V.
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Media / i am embarrased...
« on: November 06, 2008, 04:00:48 PM »
for this girl. Good gawd, somebody help her!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbdPkygKP6g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbdPkygKP6g
38
General / Birthday Happy Chris...
« on: October 29, 2008, 05:28:25 AM »
Have a great California day Chrisdakilla. Glad you are around the forums again!
39
General / Birthday Happy...
« on: October 28, 2008, 04:51:27 AM »
To Wasser. Have a fabby day Mister. You are no longer a teenager!
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Media / funny as heck
« on: August 26, 2008, 02:29:27 PM »
http://www.break.com/index/hurricane-fay-tube-riding-wipeout.html
come on....you know you'd do it. Heck, I'd do it.
come on....you know you'd do it. Heck, I'd do it.
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General / ..just wrong on multiple levels
« on: August 08, 2008, 12:09:44 PM »
I KISSED A SQUIRREL
This was never the way I planned
Not my reality
Walkin’ in the park, lunch in my hand
He looked up and smiled at me
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
It’s called Bestiality
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of his hairy black lips
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope PETA don’t start no riot
It felt so wrong, It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
French-kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it
Don't even know what you’re about
You’re another species
You shoved your nuts right in my mouth
And, they tasted like feces
I shuddered ‘neath those tender paws
I let you have your way
Those anti-sex with animal laws
Hard to obey
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
You’re intrigued, don’t even deny it
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
There goes my vegan diet
It wasn’t straight, it wasn’t gay
Don't mean I'm in love today
Dont knock it girl, ‘til you’ve tried it
Cuz I liked it
Those squirrels are so adorable
Big brown eyes, and mouths so kissable
Furry bodies so explorable
Too good to - ignore it
I lost control and just went for it
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
Except the part when he bit my left tit
I hope that squirrel don’t have rabies
Cuz now I’m pregnant with 6 of his babies
He had a tiny dong, Thank God I’m tight
I got some bushy tail tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it
This was never the way I planned
Not my reality
Walkin’ in the park, lunch in my hand
He looked up and smiled at me
It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
It’s called Bestiality
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
The taste of his hairy black lips
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
I hope PETA don’t start no riot
It felt so wrong, It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
French-kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it
Don't even know what you’re about
You’re another species
You shoved your nuts right in my mouth
And, they tasted like feces
I shuddered ‘neath those tender paws
I let you have your way
Those anti-sex with animal laws
Hard to obey
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
You’re intrigued, don’t even deny it
I kissed a squirrel just to try it
There goes my vegan diet
It wasn’t straight, it wasn’t gay
Don't mean I'm in love today
Dont knock it girl, ‘til you’ve tried it
Cuz I liked it
Those squirrels are so adorable
Big brown eyes, and mouths so kissable
Furry bodies so explorable
Too good to - ignore it
I lost control and just went for it
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
Except the part when he bit my left tit
I hope that squirrel don’t have rabies
Cuz now I’m pregnant with 6 of his babies
He had a tiny dong, Thank God I’m tight
I got some bushy tail tonight
I kissed a squirrel and I liked it
I liked it
