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Hawaii-50

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Installing a Husband
« on: September 10, 2008, 08:04:28 AM »


Dear Tech Support ,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such as
·        Romance 9.5 
·       Personal Attention 6.5
 
and then installed undesirable programs such as
·        NBA 5.0,
·        NFL 3.0   
·        Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. < BR>
What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate 
 
 
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DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
·        Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
·        Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulov edme.html and try to down load Tears 6..2 and do not forget to install the  Guilt 3.0update.
·        If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 s hould then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to  Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
·        Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all  your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0-program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and canno t le arn new applications quickly.. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
·        Cooking 3.0 and
·        Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!

Tech Support 
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Re: Installing a Husband
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2008, 09:01:14 AM »

please dont tell me you wrote that yourself......
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Re: Installing a Husband
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2008, 09:39:25 AM »

To bad all us old husbands have no more hard drive.  Just a floppy.
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Ultimate embarrassment, running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose first.

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Re: Installing a Husband
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2008, 10:13:15 AM »

lmfao
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Re: Installing a Husband
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2008, 10:35:43 AM »

please dont tell me you wrote that yourself......

No

To bad all us old husbands have no more hard drive.  Just a floppy.

Yes
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Re: Installing a Husband
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2008, 10:42:54 AM »

 O0
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Re: Installing a Husband
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2008, 12:10:54 PM »

To bad all us old husbands have no more hard drive.  Just a floppy.
Hahahaha, you my friend are fucking hilarious.
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