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Media / My baby I am fixing!
« on: April 12, 2005, 12:16:29 PM »Quote from: masebot1
LOL ur a comdien genius
masebot, you'd make more sense if you spoke in random letters.
dfnsn iem melh emfnsis hs mefn d nfhs mk fie asnom enfn asfoe he!!!!!
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Flame / You Guys Are Gay
« on: April 12, 2005, 12:14:21 PM »Quote from: masebot1
Wat the hell u making me throwup
Your mom likes to be vomited on, so go vomit on her. Go!!
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General / Zeus the Boxer (CAT KILLER).
« on: April 12, 2005, 12:08:38 PM »
This is my dog, Scarlet. She's a bitch and is afraid of everything, just like me.
:-)
:-)
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Flame / You Guys Are Gay
« on: April 11, 2005, 01:38:18 PM »Quote from: I like the Penis
hahaha you guys are gay!!!
I spent 6 months in juvi for raping your mom. Still gay?
500
General / My Hot Rod Lincoln.
« on: April 08, 2005, 02:53:38 PM »Quote from: *MAFIA* Toblerone
Hey you damn redneck. That aint no nigger car! Everyone knows spics drive impalas, not niggers. Ill play some salsa so all the other beaners can salsa!!! SALSA!! AIIIIEEEEE CARAMBA!!!!!!
Let me guess bone. You drive a really big fucking truck, with mud flaps, a gun rack, and offroad lights on top....am I right?
You need to drop that car down so you can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time... like a true spick.
501
Graphics / Opinion to Diablo
« on: April 07, 2005, 11:40:47 PM »Quote from: *MAFIA* Toblerone
LIES!!! I dont believe you...show me. take screen shots.
Dude. Just open up paint, and check out the buttons on the toolbar... you'll find it for sure.
502
Flame / Please Reconsider
« on: April 06, 2005, 09:32:50 PM »
Dude just drink some beers and fuck a couple bitches, and you'll be able to connect to our servers. peace out. tight pussies to all, and to all a good night.
503
BF 1942 / new DOA modded berlin map
« on: April 06, 2005, 03:30:57 PM »Quote from: JASON
hmmm..... how we like mafia? HUH? and what server, the one i play'ed has been down for some time now. and once our server is done we will play it not seddling for a gay mafia server, we want the good server to play on and trust me it will be better then yur gay server. we make our maps so its fun for everyone. you guys make yur maps so its just fun for mafia. how is it fun when someone is over the airfield with MG's and u can't shoot them and then they dare to say owned when there up there being pussy's. what i think is that most of u guys just care about how yur ranking looks. and i just play'ed normal and i was still up there. yeah you guys are doa pwn pff fucking pussy ass baby clan! ill stomp u guys.
P.S.
want to fight me come to doa server and i will pwn u!
[DOA] THRILL KILL
JASON, some advice.
Instead of having a painful orgasm ala thumb up the ass, why don't you steal your grandmother's car and drive it off of a cliff.
p.s. I fisted your mom, and she didn't even feel it. What a SLUT!!
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General / My Hot Rod Lincoln.
« on: April 05, 2005, 01:41:17 PM »Quote from: *MAFIA* Loaded
I was bored so I thought I would show a pic of my car and give details.
1994 Lincoln Mark VIII.
4.6 duel cam V-8, 300+ HP (this is stock from the factory)
Lowered 1 ½†by removing air ride and installing springs.
Minor exhaust work.
EDIT... Installed smaller pic. (dam resizing looks like shit for some reason)
I bet you scare a lot of people with that car, because it looks like an undercover cop's car. But I bet you also get booty, bc you can act real fly in that ride.
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Quote from: *MAFIA* Loaded
Aaaa right... I forgot to tell you. I am a Doctor of Seuss, as in Dr. Seuss.
About checking the “BOYS†how would that prevent cancer? Find it yes, but NOT prevent it.
Drink cranberry juice daily to ward off testicular cancer. Fo'Real, yo.
Quote from: *MAFIA* Billy Rubin
My question is what is ACh responsible for in the brain in relation to cognition? What I want to know is why would a person with dementia be on a drug that helps with the availability of ACh.......how does the ACh relate to dementia? How does it slow the progression of dementia symptoms?
Billy,
ACh is critical for communication between neurons and muscle at the neuromuscular junction, is involved in direct neurotransmiss ion in autonomic ganglia, and has been implicated in cognitive processing, arousal and attention in the brain. http://www.acnp.org/g5/p/SCH1_1-14b.pdf
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General / Happy Easter!
« on: March 24, 2005, 10:21:55 AM »Quote from: *MAFIA* Death.Wish
Well I know I said I wasn't gonna post in awhile. I have a special circumstance. Happy Easter to all, and to all a good egg. http://www.grayace.com/dex/bunny.html
P.S.: Seriously, THIS one is gonna be my last one for awhile. Hope you like this one as well.
Only one person besides you liked that, and he's in a coma.
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General / this one is for bone:)
« on: March 22, 2005, 10:54:46 PM »
Not only do they love to scratch you and gnaw you, they expect to be fed. They leave and stay out all hours of the day only to return to see if the bowl is full of food. They're ungrateful pieces of shit from hell, and I'm with Bone. They all need to die. I don't even care to torture them because that would mean I'd have to waste my time dealing with them. Just load a truck full of them, drive it into a cargo plane, fly the plane high into the air and roll the truck out the back of the plane. Splat. End of story, and life is good again.
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News / I am a uncle again
« on: March 21, 2005, 02:16:41 PM »Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead
Nope there con only be 1 cat slayer and thats me! lol
Do you really kill cats? Cause there's a grocery store with about 50 strays behind it, and I think you'd have a really good time there. Plus, they make good stews.
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General / Crack Kills.
« on: March 16, 2005, 09:04:05 AM »
I have bad news. He was, in fact, quoting a Baha Men song. Note that the Baha Men are responsible for the song "Who Let the Dogs Out?" as well.
Shame.
Shame.
510
Graphics / new avatar
« on: March 11, 2005, 09:10:56 AM »Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead
Thems good sucking lips why we could knock all them teeth out and use them perty lips as the mafian pleasure hole YEEEEEEHAWWW!
hell yeah you could
wait, I mean don't.