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you know what misfit, i noticed over theese past few days you've been being nice to me beacause you were going to secretly give me the patches, then when it turns out i can't buy them you tell me to fuck off and ban me from the server...well fuck you, i've had a hard life, my sister died at 4 months old, i've had about 3 pets die, and now i've got a bunch of bitches who call themselves *mafia* yea i'm talking bout most of you, let's mention some names shall we?  misfitmisfitmi sfitmisfitmisf itmisfitmisfit misfitmisfitmi sfitmisfitmisf it. that about sums it up you bitch, you know wat, fuck you, i swear to god and the holy bible one day you will come crawling to me on your fucking hands and knees you bastard.

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i hope you fucking die


you know what...i think i will copy todays quote and keep it as my life lesson against you

To forgive and forget is humble, but to seek revenge is human.

let's see wat u guys can do with this pic

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1186/Big+Man+In+A+Canoe

add gios face 2 that guy rofl...this should be funny

also check this out! rofl...phantom the tree meets mother nature rofl!

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1162/Strange+Tree

the best game ever came out awhile ago...postal 2 share the pain...as a deranged citizen you can either be lawbiding or blow the fuck outta people...and piss on them here are some pics of the game

http://cerberus.gamershell.com/screenshots/100/3732_full.jpg

what could be more fun then making people puke?!

http://iogc.net/images/iogc/postal%202%20apocalypse%20weekend%20add%20on%20PC%20BOX.jpg

that is the apocalypse weekend expansion pack

here is a video or 2

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2720557710596804607&q=postal+2&hl=en

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8823224396548041788&q=postal+2&hl=en

here is a link 2 the demo...enjoy (note download will start in 10 seconds)

http://www.gamershell.com/download_4507.shtml

post comments about the game...1 errand 2 pick up some milk can lead to massacre mayhem...get ready 2 frag everyone, and best of all... kick GARY COLEMANS ASS!!!!!!! yea! enjoy. this is the perfect game for you all

for uploading pics on mfs u should give it more than that...ican't upload any pics:( my cameras 2 high tech lol i just wish u could get better upload size...if u can't thyat's ok though

HERE is my avi post you comments...

Aquarius
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a
speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a
day

Pisces
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say

Aries
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound
watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep

Taurus
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go
back to sleep

Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancé hurls a javelin through
your chest

Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in
the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's
test

Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's
face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of
strawberry Quik

Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stick

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the
relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep
significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give
you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid,
scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not
to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.

Where was I?

Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented than
you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts
next week

Scorpio
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

Sagittarius
All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in
your den

Capricorn
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know
they're lying
If I were you, I’d lock my doors and windows and never never never never never
leave my house again

chris here's your shakira...u know u love her

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8718728501056290731&q=hips+don%27t+lie+spoof

http://www.vidilife.com/index.cfm?f=media.play&vchrMediaProgramIDCryp=A4C481F7-1DAE-41B6-AF90-6&campaign=160&utm_id=160&utm_campaign=C160_667680&utm_medium=thumb&utm_source=dumpalink.com

Holy Shit!!!!!!!!!