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Games / league of legends
« on: October 28, 2011, 12:18:38 PM »
who ever plays this add me easycompany im pretty good at it now 
i play it alot atm lvl 30 and about 14 champs i own eu west server im on the most..
i play it alot atm lvl 30 and about 14 champs i own eu west server im on the most..
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General / Re: Apology
« on: March 04, 2011, 04:33:24 PM »
Hey rat hopeu are well bro and i have no hard feeling at all,and i think u should come back to mafia m8 
hope u and your family are well..
and i have no hard feeling at all,and i think u should come back to mafia m8 hope u and your family are well..
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General / Re: Blackout!!!!
« on: November 18, 2010, 10:58:26 AM »
Happy 18th son 
im sure u will have a good one 
im sure u will have a good one
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Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: October 16, 2010, 07:50:19 AM »
Well i`m not going to look at every joke that has been put in this thread am i?!?!? 
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Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: October 15, 2010, 03:12:48 PM »
A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party
and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Colin,
the only aborigine in the neighbourhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns,
oysters and BBQ and flirting..
At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in.'
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash
and everyone turned around and saw Colin in the pool fighting the croc, jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Colin and thecroc were screaming and raising hell. Finally Colin strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a dead goldfish.
Colin then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. The host says, 'Well, Colin, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'
'Nah, you all right boss, I don't want it,' said Colin.
The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?'
'No thanks. I don't want it,' answered Colin.
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?
Again, Colin said "No."
Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well Colin, then what do you want?
Colin said, 'I just want the bastard who pushed me in!
and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Colin,
the only aborigine in the neighbourhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns,
oysters and BBQ and flirting..
At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in.'
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash
and everyone turned around and saw Colin in the pool fighting the croc, jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Colin and thecroc were screaming and raising hell. Finally Colin strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a dead goldfish.
Colin then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. The host says, 'Well, Colin, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'
'Nah, you all right boss, I don't want it,' said Colin.
The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?'
'No thanks. I don't want it,' answered Colin.
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?
Again, Colin said "No."
Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well Colin, then what do you want?
Colin said, 'I just want the bastard who pushed me in!
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Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: October 15, 2010, 03:05:51 PM »
Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders
Ever since
I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him, 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'
'How much do you charge?'
'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.
'I'll sleep on it,' I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10.. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the fuckin' legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!'
FORGET THE SHRINKS...
HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
Ever since
I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink and told him, 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'
'How much do you charge?'
'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.
'I'll sleep on it,' I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10.. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the fuckin' legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!'
FORGET THE SHRINKS...
HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
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General / Re: Happy Birthday Malbert
« on: October 08, 2010, 02:31:45 PM »
Happy Birthday Malbert.
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Games / Re: Browser Game
« on: October 03, 2010, 12:56:12 PM »Take this to PM's you two...
why? if mano wants to post it he can, if not he can send me a pm about it!!
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Games / Re: Browser Game
« on: October 03, 2010, 09:36:37 AM »
Hey mano i have downloaded it so send me the password so we can kick ass lol
i have downloaded it so send me the password so we can kick ass lol
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Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: September 04, 2010, 02:23:12 PM »
$280,000 Mortgage.
For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
$280,000 and your mother just lost her job.
There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a
Suitcase.
So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'
Little Joseph told him;
'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were
pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage
and no bike!
For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is
$280,000 and your mother just lost her job.
There's no way we can afford it.'
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a
Suitcase.
So he asked, 'Son, where are you going?'
Little Joseph told him;
'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were
pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage
and no bike!
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News / Re: Possibly Trapped for 4 Months
« on: August 25, 2010, 01:39:28 PM »You would think with as much advanced mining equipment and our current knowledge of geology that we could do better than four months.
Oh well, more than likely RIP miners.