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*MAFIA* Balthazar

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« on: September 26, 2006, 11:22:13 AM »

I found this so damn disgusting that I just had to share it with everybody. Enjoy!


Mung -

The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partners. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging. Chicks'll dig this one.


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Oedipus. "Urban Dictionary". Mar 1, 2005
<http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mung>
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« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2006, 11:46:50 AM »

Lol, at first I thought you spelled Hmong like the asians wrong, and then I realized that is just one SERIOUSLY FUCKED UP thing.
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« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2006, 12:38:45 PM »

yummy!
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« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2006, 05:10:43 PM »

Quote from: *MAFIA* Balthazar
I found this so damn disgusting that I just had to share it with everybody. Enjoy!


Mung -

The one thing worse than genocide. One must first have no shame. Then he/she must use a newspaper to find the obituary of a recently deceased man or woman. Then must find a buddy, with no shame, who will aid them in this act. The partners then go to the cemetary where they dig up their victim, and flip a coin. The loser, (or winner depending on how sick you are), applies his/her lips to the genitals or anus of the corpse, while the other partner procedes to climb the nearest tombstone and elbow drop the corpse's stomach. Thus forcing out a blend of rich bodily fluids and embalming materials onto the partners. This blend is called mung. The act of getting this blend on your face is called munging. Chicks'll dig this one.


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Oedipus. "Urban Dictionary". Mar 1, 2005
<http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mung>

I found that and told you about it fool!
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« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2006, 05:12:33 PM »

My friend made a shirt in high school that had MUNG written on the front.  On the back he ironed on the Food Network logo and their accompanying slogan, "Full of Flavor."  I didn't find it that funny, but it was bold, so I gave him a meager compliment.
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« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2006, 05:27:55 PM »

Quote from: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller
I found that and told you about it fool!


And you get uber rep points for doing so. :)
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« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2006, 06:11:26 PM »

ahhh, ty.
mungrific if i may say so myself.
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« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2006, 06:34:59 PM »

" Josh's grandma died so Johnny and I munged her. The funeral was a munging good time. "  they had that in that website bathy gave us.  lawl
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