There are only eleven times in history where the 'F' word has been
considered acceptable. They are as follows:
11. 'What the f @#kdo you mean we're sinking?'
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. 'What the f @#kwas that?'
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima , 1945
9. 'Where did all those f#$king Indians come from?'
-- General Custer, 1877
8. 'Any f@#kingidiot could understand that.'
-- Einstein, 1938
7. 'It does so f@#kinglook like her!'
-- Picasso, 1926
6. 'How the f@#kdid you work that out?'
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. 'You want WHAT on the f@#kingceiling?'
-- Michelangelo, 1566
4. 'Where the f@#kare we?'
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. 'Scattered f#$king showers, my ass!'
-- Noah, 4314 BC
2. 'Aw c'mon. Who the f@#kis going to find out?'
-- Bill Clinton, 1999
.......and ...... a drum roll please........ ....!
1. 'Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f@%king mad.'
-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003