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*MAFIA* => News => Topic started by: Cncrcman on September 20, 2005, 07:13:08 PM
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- eating (im built for comfort)
- School
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I killed a bunch of filthy Krauts.
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scratching my ass i type
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I benched 210. Woot nigs. 235 more pounds, and I'll have our school record!
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Dude this black kid named chidosey or something like that set our record at like 300! No one even comes close lol
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oh the yetty will now! he'll break the record! he's a hippy yetty beast
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i worked out and went to a bible study. and saved a cat.
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300! I can lift that with my dick. Honestly though, there were two kids at my school that could each lift over 500 lbs. Half brothers and one of them was born with bum legs, so he walked with canes. This kid was like 110 lbs with arms like fucking cedar trees. Went on to compete in the Junior Special Olympics or some shit.
Most productive thing I did today -- smoked a bowl. And I hear productivity is expected to increase 200% within the next half hour.
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Lets see I eat I shit I shower I beat my sasauge played some games.
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I rolled 3 joints up before I started a game, just trying to think ahead a bit. (baby steps) :002:
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lol, yeah, I know my 210 isn't amazing... but it's the record for sophmores!!! The dude who holds all of our records wieghed 235, and benched 445, he was a senior, and is now a professional body builder. Power cleans he did 550 on power cleans, 540 on squats, and yeah... he was a beast... with the name Ashley. Why are all big buff guys named Ashley!?
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Because Ashley is a girl's name...these guys need to prove their manliness
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lol iceman thats nothing, I can bench 365 pounds so thats nothing special. And i do take kreatine... lol
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lol iceman thats nothing, I can bench 365 pounds so thats nothing special. And i do take kreatine... lol
what... did I just say kraut... you have eyes, use em.
I work all off of adrenaline, fuck anything to help you build muscle other than cashews and peanuts.
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Im so tall that its takes alittle more energy to do more stuff. Anyways atleast it isnt steroids.
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i can only bench like 260, but watever... lol and this fucking football player for the cowboys... dont know his name bbut he can bench fucking 750lbs!
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Pffft, bunch of fucking pussies. I can bench Billy.
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I might be wrestling next month :) And my weight training coach, can lift his whole car off the ground, its a 1997 volvo, arent they like 1 ton?
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I might be wrestling next month :) And my weight training coach, can lift his whole car off the ground, its a 1997 volvo, arent they like 1 ton?
lol, damn. I'd like to see how much he could squat and power clean.
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he carried me to my locker and made me to pushups all lunch period yesturday :(
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Pffft, bunch of fucking pussies. I can bench Billy.
Oh thats it, competition over!!! Ins4n3 wins!!!!
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is billy fat? I dont mean this in a bad way or anything
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is billy fat? I dont mean this in a bad way or anything
Yes. Approximately 515lbs.
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Yes. Approximately 515lbs.
*boner* oooh god
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Everyone saw my pic today on my website last night :(
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Made a gravity bong
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It's 9:30 in the morning and you made a gravity bong? Don't you have school or something?
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mmm.... refer in me pocket, thats right i finaly got money to buy some!
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old thread is old
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old thread is old
smartypants