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Author Topic: Two brooms  (Read 1759 times)

Hawaii-50

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Two brooms
« on: October 31, 2008, 09:59:54 AM »
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'


'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.


Are you ready for this ?
Brace yourself .... this is going to hurt! !! !! !










   






















 




                         








                 



       










'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

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« Last Edit: October 31, 2008, 10:03:18 AM by *MAFIA* Hawaii-50 »
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*MAFIA* Ricardo

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Re: Two brooms
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2008, 10:00:59 AM »
I don't understand What do you explain it?
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Re: Two brooms
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2008, 10:18:46 AM »
HAHAHA lmao nice XD
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*MAFIA* Scooby

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Re: Two brooms
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2008, 10:24:50 AM »
Lame.
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Re: Two brooms
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2008, 11:16:15 AM »
You are truely and asshole my friend.  I can't believe you even posted that.  Your posting rights should be removed for that one.   ::)
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Re: Two brooms
« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2008, 05:39:56 PM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on October 31, 2008, 11:16:15 AM
You are truely and asshole my friend.  I can't believe you even posted that.  Your posting rights should be removed for that one.   ::)

Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan.



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Pee S.

And read where i put this post you prick ;=)

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Re: Two brooms
« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2008, 05:43:21 PM »
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*MAFIA* Ricardo

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Re: Two brooms
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2008, 01:25:37 AM »
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