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General / New movie coming out
« on: November 20, 2007, 02:29:37 AM »
Here is the poster for the new movie coming out. It is a sequel to Fast and Furious and Broke Back Mountain put into one.
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General / Happy Thanksgiving
« on: November 17, 2007, 09:54:26 PM »
I know this is early but I really don't plan on posting much while I think things through. I do want you to know that I do appreciate most of you, and for helping me get through this year. You guys helped take me out of this reality that I am in over here. I thank you for that. You were my family away from my family. You helped me stay sane. Once again thank you. I wish the following have a Happy Thanksgiving:
*MAFIA* ( . )Y( . )
*MAFIA* -<MisfiT>
*MAFIA* Balthazar
*MAFIA* Beatlejuice
*MAFIA* Bonehead
*MAFIA* Dune Surfer
*MAFIA* Hallander
*MAFIA* KrautKiller
*MAFIA* LAAZ
*MAFIA* Lightning
*MAFIA* Loaded
*MAFIA* MAGGOT
*MAFIA* Masebot1
*MAFIA* Mean Green
*MAFIA* MeZmoriZe
*MAFIA* Milky Way
*MAFIA* OUTLAW
*MAFIA* Phantom
*MAFIA* Pr0d1gY
*MAFIA* PRO HELI M@NKIE
*MAFIA* Ransom
*MAFIA* Ricardo
*MAFIA* Roshan
*MAFIA* Swampfox
*MAFIA* TheCp
*MAFIA* Wasserfaller
*MAFIA* [StimPH]
*MAFIA* ßlåkjáx
I know it is a little generic cutting and pasting names, but it would take to fucking long to type them and I am retarded. I know I have left people out, there are reasons. Once again thank you for all you have done for me.
*MAFIA* ( . )Y( . )
*MAFIA* -<MisfiT>
*MAFIA* Balthazar
*MAFIA* Beatlejuice
*MAFIA* Bonehead
*MAFIA* Dune Surfer
*MAFIA* Hallander
*MAFIA* KrautKiller
*MAFIA* LAAZ
*MAFIA* Lightning
*MAFIA* Loaded
*MAFIA* MAGGOT
*MAFIA* Masebot1
*MAFIA* Mean Green
*MAFIA* MeZmoriZe
*MAFIA* Milky Way
*MAFIA* OUTLAW
*MAFIA* Phantom
*MAFIA* Pr0d1gY
*MAFIA* PRO HELI M@NKIE
*MAFIA* Ransom
*MAFIA* Ricardo
*MAFIA* Roshan
*MAFIA* Swampfox
*MAFIA* TheCp
*MAFIA* Wasserfaller
*MAFIA* [StimPH]
*MAFIA* ßlåkjáx
I know it is a little generic cutting and pasting names, but it would take to fucking long to type them and I am retarded. I know I have left people out, there are reasons. Once again thank you for all you have done for me.
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Well there Outlaw, it seems we have a couple things in common. I mean beside the obviouse one of both of us being in your Mom's vagina. The other things I am talking about is, when I played football my number was 41. I too like golf, and I like to party. So to bad you are gay or maybe we could have been friends. Oh and one more thing, I like 17 year old girls also. But I can't touch them, because no crotch is worth going to jail over. HAHAHAHA.
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This Outlaw kid seems like a good kid. He went about things the right way. I can't really give him a refferal because I can't get onto the server and vent, but if he gets in I wouldn't mind. Seems like a straight shooter.
Me I find Hellraiser a bad person who is stupid that it is foot. I am not interested in this man of bad headI could really care less what a french frog fuck thinks of me. Eat shit you queer!!!
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Spam / joining spam
« on: October 24, 2007, 01:26:55 AM »I would like to join mafia. im 17 years old, i got ventrilo and go on it sometimes, and there might be an administrator and member that could give me a referral.We will know when someone gives you a referral. Are you either french or dutch???
157
Flame / The french frogs
« on: October 18, 2007, 12:09:32 PM »
What's the shortest book ever written? French War Heroes.
What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training?
How to surrender in at least 10 languages.
Why do the French Smell?
So blind people can hate them too!
A man askes his companion, "What's the most common French expression"? His friend scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and replies, "I give up!"
How many frenchman does it take to gaurd Paris?
Nobody knows, its never been tried before
Why do frenchmen always were yellow tyes?
to match the teeth
Is it rude to call a Frenchman a frog?
Yes, it is unfair to amphibians.
Why do the French use a lot of bleach on their sheets?
So you can see their white flags better
The French have only one actual fighting war hero, Joan of Arc, and they turned her over to the enemy!
Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous Frenchmen? People were confused about which side to spit on.
Whats the difference between a frenchmen and a bucket of shit?
The bucket
When is it white laundry day in France? Never, any white laundry in france is already hung up on a stick being waved
What is the first thing the French Army teaches at basic training?
How to surrender in at least 10 languages.
Why do the French Smell?
So blind people can hate them too!
A man askes his companion, "What's the most common French expression"? His friend scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and replies, "I give up!"
How many frenchman does it take to gaurd Paris?
Nobody knows, its never been tried before
Why do frenchmen always were yellow tyes?
to match the teeth
Is it rude to call a Frenchman a frog?
Yes, it is unfair to amphibians.
Why do the French use a lot of bleach on their sheets?
So you can see their white flags better
The French have only one actual fighting war hero, Joan of Arc, and they turned her over to the enemy!
Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous Frenchmen? People were confused about which side to spit on.
Whats the difference between a frenchmen and a bucket of shit?
The bucket
When is it white laundry day in France? Never, any white laundry in france is already hung up on a stick being waved
158
Media / Who likes Milkshakes??
« on: October 16, 2007, 10:37:07 PM »
This is awsome. Gotta check this shit out.
WARNING:Just in case, Make sure you are over 18. This is graphic!!!!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/142/
WARNING:Just in case, Make sure you are over 18. This is graphic!!!!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/142/
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Spam / I am just trying to figure out if I need some mental help.
« on: October 05, 2007, 04:13:03 AM »
Have any of you guys ever tucked your dick between your legs and had your girlfriend spank you and call you a naughty girl???
160
Has anyone ever had one of those big as zits on your back that hurts everytime you sit back????? I had one yesterday, and when I popped it, it kinda felt like I just blew a load. Oh and it squirted everywhere. It was all white and chunky. Kinda looked like New England clam chowder. Well that was until the blood started to spew out. All in all it was a pretty nice one.
161
General / HELL YEAH!!!!!!
« on: September 29, 2007, 02:55:05 AM »
I just got some great fucking news. If all goes right, like me not getting blown up or shot, I could possiably be home owning noobs again within 90-100 days. Fucking a right doggie.
162
So I was looking on line for new tv's and shit like that and I came across this thing where you can turn a DLP HDTV into a 3D viewer. Does anyone have one of these set ups or has anyone heard about this before. It sounds pretty good and not really that expensive. Please let me know, I don't want to blow 2-3k (that is just a rounded number) in shit and find out it suck donkey dick.
163
Media / Mythbusters
« on: September 28, 2007, 07:15:12 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JisgLhWghRQ
Hopefully this will help all the guys with one of the many questions we have about women.
Hopefully this will help all the guys with one of the many questions we have about women.
164
General / Cool words and their definitions!!!!
« on: September 27, 2007, 03:31:46 AM »
1. Santorum: A term referring to the oozing remnants that may evacuate the anus after anal sex. Logically, it is composed of feces, lube and perhaps semen. Mmmm, frothy. The word was originally coined by sex columnist Dan Savage in 2003 because one of his readers wanted to memorialize the absurdity of Senator Rick Santorum’s discrimination against homosexuals. Santorum has been spreading ever since.
2. Donkey Punch: This frightening fisticuff is the mythical act of having sex doggy-style and at the point of climax, the partner on top surprises the one on bottom with a punch to the back of the neck. The blow is supposed to induce a spasm which causes, in addition to a sore neck, the anus or vagina to tighten up. It’s total and utter violent nonsense. The same or probably even a better effect could be obtained with tickling. Henceforth, let there be donkey-tickling!
3. Cleveland Steamer: It sounds like a football team, but it’s just more backdoor shenanigans. This one is definitely reserved for that special someone. One partner squats over the chest of the other and poops—simple, yet elegant. My best guess as to the etymology of such a fantastic fable is that the “steamy” poop comes from the “cleaving” of the ass-crack.
4. Pink Sock: Here’s another impossible yet imaginable tail-end torture. The story goes that as an object, e.g., penis, dildo, etc., is removed from the anus, part of the pink lining in the butt-hole is inverted, forming a sock over the phallus as it draws away. It’s a total defiance of anatomical reality.
5. Dirty Sanchez: And yet more poop. This odorific adventure begins with one partner putting a finger or what-have-you in the other’s anus, then smearing whatever brown delight is discovered beneath that partner’s nostrils. This creates a smelly moustache. Apparently, a dirty sanchez can be delivered "a la mode" when ejaculate is involved in the mix. You might recognize this popular term from South Park. Do not ask why such an act has been conceived; rather, take this opportunity to ponder the sheer inventiveness of our perverted brains.
2. Donkey Punch: This frightening fisticuff is the mythical act of having sex doggy-style and at the point of climax, the partner on top surprises the one on bottom with a punch to the back of the neck. The blow is supposed to induce a spasm which causes, in addition to a sore neck, the anus or vagina to tighten up. It’s total and utter violent nonsense. The same or probably even a better effect could be obtained with tickling. Henceforth, let there be donkey-tickling!
3. Cleveland Steamer: It sounds like a football team, but it’s just more backdoor shenanigans. This one is definitely reserved for that special someone. One partner squats over the chest of the other and poops—simple, yet elegant. My best guess as to the etymology of such a fantastic fable is that the “steamy” poop comes from the “cleaving” of the ass-crack.
4. Pink Sock: Here’s another impossible yet imaginable tail-end torture. The story goes that as an object, e.g., penis, dildo, etc., is removed from the anus, part of the pink lining in the butt-hole is inverted, forming a sock over the phallus as it draws away. It’s a total defiance of anatomical reality.
5. Dirty Sanchez: And yet more poop. This odorific adventure begins with one partner putting a finger or what-have-you in the other’s anus, then smearing whatever brown delight is discovered beneath that partner’s nostrils. This creates a smelly moustache. Apparently, a dirty sanchez can be delivered "a la mode" when ejaculate is involved in the mix. You might recognize this popular term from South Park. Do not ask why such an act has been conceived; rather, take this opportunity to ponder the sheer inventiveness of our perverted brains.
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Games / Gears of War
« on: September 20, 2007, 10:01:35 PM »
I thought I saw something about Gears of War but I couldn't find it. I am just trying to find out if it is a decent game and worth me spending money on it. I don't like to waste my money on bullshit games.