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Miscellaneous => Spam => Topic started by: Darkcritter on August 13, 2006, 04:13:32 PM
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Why is it that girls don't like to share their pussy with us? I mean come on ladies you have it we want it and you should share, there is no reason to be stingy.....The y always go for the guys with the money (for the most part) so wtf.
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Well it sounds like you got it figured out. Get a good job and youll get all the ladies.
But this is what I have found out. Ill give you a hint. Chicks dig the badge :)... Not the money
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They are ALL whores.. yes, EVERY single one of them. <- Period
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Just a lil' piece of advice. You could always use the age old tool of seduction. Start easy and continue to get more and more intimate. Soon you'll be working your way into a girl's pair of pants in no time...well, that's how it works for me anyways. :)
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Really lightning? chicks dig the firepower of the us military, take a chick in a ride in a a1a2 and see where you get :) nuff said! :D :p
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Really lightning? chicks dig the firepower of the us military, take a chick in a ride in a a1a2 and see where you get :) nuff said! :D :p
or you can have my stunning good looks ;)
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Haven't you guys ever heard of blow up dolls? They are great! They don't talk, bitch, don't need money. And they will satisfy you whenever you are in the mood. It's the perfect wife.
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Just a lil' piece of advice. You could always use the age old tool of seduction. Start easy and continue to get more and more intimate. Soon you'll be working your way into a girl's pair of pants in no time...well, that's how it works for me anyways. :)
Advice from a fucking emo flaming queer no thanks man.
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Advice from a fucking emo flaming queer no thanks man.
god your mean.
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+rep for being captain obvious of the thread
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+rep for being captain obvious of the thread
Hey twisted give me rep, i have never been mean to you LOL.
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Thanks for all the advice guys, I am sure it will come in handy. I think I will do the seduction option and maybe put on a police uniform and arrest some beautiful chick and seduce her while she is in handcuffs...LO L
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ya ya
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Maybe you don't care, but here's a girl's point of view...
We're usually not stingy with it, we just like to show you thats its something that needs to be respected, and if you respect us, its a lot easier to get at.
Some girls like the power of the military, some like the uniforms, some go for looks, some like money, some like nice cars, everyone is different with what they like. BUT we all want the same thing kindness and intimacy (I know its pretty emo, but most girls are ;)) Mezmorize got it pretty right on.
Show us that you really don't care whether we have sex because you would rather cuddle (even if you don't mean it) and those pants will be off in no time. If you keep up the intimate pillow talk, we keep on wanting to make you happy.
AND NEVER FORGET....fore play! There's a lot more to it than just taking your pants off and squeezing some boobies. The better the forplay the more the girl will be interested in the actual act. And don't be afraid to talk: tell her she's beautiful or how much you love her.
NOW GO GET LAID!
P.S. Balth...well.. .it appears there is no hope for you...*hugs*
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Maybe you don't care, but here's a girl's point of view...
We're usually not stingy with it, we just like to show you thats its something that needs to be respected, and if you respect us, its a lot easier to get at.
Some girls like the power of the military, some like the uniforms, some go for looks, some like money, some like nice cars, everyone is different with what they like. BUT we all want the same thing kindness and intimacy (I know its pretty emo, but most girls are ;)) Mezmorize got it pretty right on.
Show us that you really don't care whether we have sex because you would rather cuddle (even if you don't mean it) and those pants will be off in no time. If you keep up the intimate pillow talk, we keep on wanting to make you happy.
AND NEVER FORGET....fore play! There's a lot more to it than just taking your pants off and squeezing some boobies. The better the forplay the more the girl will be interested in the actual act. And don't be afraid to talk: tell her she's beautiful or how much you love her.
NOW GO GET LAID!
P.S. Balth...well.. .it appears there is no hope for you...*hugs*
You made my day Billy. This woman agrees with you. Guys, take notes!!!
Mean Green
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You made my day Billy. This woman agrees with you. Guys, take notes!!!
Mean Green
OH, so kwat is a woman? Ha, I never knew that. (I knew Billy was)
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OH, so kwat is a woman? Ha, I never knew that. (I knew Billy was)
Full-Fledged, beetle.
I will add, of course, never underestimate the size of the pocketbook...i t is a huge factor. LOL
Mean Green
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OH, so kwat is a woman? Ha, I never knew that. (I knew Billy was)
LOL she doesnt sound like one, or look like one AHAHAHAH. YO BALTH BRING THE PIC OF THE TRANNY OUT. SWIFTY HAS ALSO SEEN IT AAAAAHAHAHAHA
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Maybe you don't care, but here's a girl's point of view...
We're usually not stingy with it, we just like to show you thats its something that needs to be respected, and if you respect us, its a lot easier to get at.
Some girls like the power of the military, some like the uniforms, some go for looks, some like money, some like nice cars, everyone is different with what they like. BUT we all want the same thing kindness and intimacy (I know its pretty emo, but most girls are ;)) Mezmorize got it pretty right on.
Show us that you really don't care whether we have sex because you would rather cuddle (even if you don't mean it) and those pants will be off in no time. If you keep up the intimate pillow talk, we keep on wanting to make you happy.
AND NEVER FORGET....fore play! There's a lot more to it than just taking your pants off and squeezing some boobies. The better the forplay the more the girl will be interested in the actual act. And don't be afraid to talk: tell her she's beautiful or how much you love her.
NOW GO GET LAID!
P.S. Balth...well.. .it appears there is no hope for you...*hugs*
Ha, I guess I'm the winner here. :P
P.S.: I miss you Aunt Billy. :'( (Death.Wish)
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OH, so kwat is a woman? Ha, I never knew that. (I knew Billy was)
Yeah you told me she was a 50 year old Male. Lawl
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P.S. Balth...well.. .it appears there is no hope for you...*hugs*
Well thanks anyway. :)
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Yeah you told me she was a 50 year old Male. Lawl
ROFLMAO
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not to get off topic, but is Mean green and kwat the same perosn?
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yes. we are currently dating.
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yes. we are currently dating.
1. Yes, I am a woman.
2. Yes, kwat and mean green are the same person. Kwat is my forum name and Mean Green is the name I use on servers.
3. NO, im not 50 years old.
4. No, I am not dating Phantom.
5. No, I do not sound like a man.
Mean Green
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5. No, I do not sound like a man.
Mean Green
That's all a matter of interpretation .
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1. Yes, I am a woman.
2. Yes, kwat and mean green are the same person. Kwat is my forum name and Mean Green is the name I use on servers.
3. NO, im not 50 years old.
4. No, I am not dating Phantom.
5. No, I do not sound like a man.
Mean Green
6. Do you have a mic and ventrilo?
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Oh man beetle has the hots for mean green lol...
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i wish i was dating phantom hes one hot peice of ass
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6. Do you have a mic and ventrilo?
unfortunately, yes. Take a deep breath and scrub yourself down if you're planing on taking the plunge and talking to her.
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unfortunately, yes. Take a deep breath and scrub yourself down if you're planing on taking the plunge and talking to her.
For the record, Wasser, I dont like you.
MG
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for the record, i dont think he gives a shit
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For the record, Wasser, I dont like you.
MG
oh no! I CANT GO ON LIVING! Please someone end it for me now, i can't live knowing that the infamous "mean green" doesn't care for me! Oops, forgot to give a shit. Don't get mad at what i wrote above, the truth hurts.
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i will not lie in this statement, the first time i heard mean green, well the first time most of us heard her when she came on, i seriously was confused if it was a guy or a girl, so then i thought it could be a he-she