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*MAFIA* => General => Topic started by: Rahl on July 05, 2006, 10:10:33 PM
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This morning I woke up. The Bureau of Unifying Mattism (BUM) has decided this was a very bad move. In fact, the quality of life would have rose about 3.1459...% per person. Or 22/3 for those of you who like fractions.
But being the broken, souless creature of habit I am, I went through the motions of life -- school, work, bank, return the videos, grab a bite to eat, straighten up the house, do some laundry, take out the trash, waste away another day of my life. Check, check, and check.
Work was wonderful today. Another 9 1/2 hour day of repetitiveness a trained monkey could handle drunk. And yet I got paid, so I can't complain. Then I came home. Where I sat in the dark. Alone with my thoughts. Writing to you.
See why I said it was a mistake?
I would have made this longer, but I know some of you can't stomach long posts.
Pussies.
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Waffles?
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With a dash of parsnip for color I think. Two olives. Overeasy. Hold the ice.
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i think rahl is having an emo moment
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How dare you insult the randomness of my post with the self-loathing bleakness that is emo.
I hope you get raped . . . twice. Maybe then you'll feel different.
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How dare you insult the randomness of my post with the self-loathing bleakness that is emo.
I hope you get raped . . . twice. Maybe then you'll feel different.
how dare you use big words! you... you... nigger!
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Goodness gracious! I'm sure we're all dazzled by that awe-inspiring display of your intellect. Please, don't overtax yourself just to entertain us half-wits. Surely your 11th grade retorts would be lost on minds as feeble as ours.
Bitch.
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Goodness gracious! I'm sure we're all dazzled by that awe-inspiring display of your intellect. Please, don't overtax yourself just to entertain us half-wits. Surely your 11th grade retorts would be lost on minds as feeble as ours.
Bitch.
owned?
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Indeed.
Trademark, *MAFIA* Balthazar, 2005-2006.
This post in no way represents the views and / or opinions of *MAFIA* Balthazar.
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HA! I love how you mentioned that monkies can do some of the jobs they have for people now-a-days. It's so true.
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owned?
its not owned if i dont understand a thing he says! you... you ... nigger!
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You're in a room with three monkeys. One has a banana. Another has a screw that's been stripped. And the final one has a copy of "Dirk Gentley's Holistic Detective Agency" by Douglas Adams. Which primate is the smartest?
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I evah yltnecer emoceb cixelsyd os fi uoy t’nac dnatsrednu siht s’ti ko. Tub lla m’I gniyrt ot teg tuo ereh si ot ees fi ybodyna nac rehpiced siht. Fi uoy nac esaelp ylper ot siht tsop htiw eht noitulos.
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Pokemon.
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My balls itch...
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10100000000011 11099094840429 43255805952.00
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Little oscar and the magic beans,
Little oscar went down to the local taco stand to get his mother 5 beef n bean boritos, she gave him 10 pasos and told him to buy nothing else. On his way he ran across a man selling stolen goods, he showed little oscar what he hade but little oscar remembered what his mother said.
The man tried hard to get little oscar to buy something, so the man reached into his pocket and pulled out some beans and told little oscar that these beans where magical. They would grow a burito tree that would have all kinds of different buritos on it. Little oscar thought to himself "hey I can feed momma and myself and all of my village" So little oscar bought the beans for 10 pasos.
He ran home as fast as his little legs would take him, momma; momma; look what I have. His momma looked and seen he hade some beans and asked him where her buritos where, he said, momma I bought these magic beans from a man on the street on the way to the taco stand. He said they would grow a magic burito tree and we all can have something to eat, little oscar hade a big smile on his little face. His momma grabbed the beans and threw them out the window and told oscar he did a very bad thing.
She beat poor little oscar till he could barely walk, the next morning little oscar went to the window to see the magic burito tree full of hot and ready to eat buritos. He ran into his mommas room screaming "momma; momma; they worked there is a magic burito tree out in the yard come look!" His momma got up and went to the window, she said oh my little oscar you was right it is so beautifull. Now we can all have something to eat, little oscar was so happy that his momma was pleased and he didnt get another beating. They celebrated and ate buritos and danced and hade fun as the village now hade its own burito tree that could feed the village forever.
Oscars momma eventually died from hot sauce trimosis
Little oscar still has a slight limp when he walks
The man that sold oscar the beans was later arrested and charged with selling magic beans without a license
The village to this day still has plenty of buritos to eat.
The end :)
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hahahaha very nice story bone I loved it
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You're in a room with three monkeys. One has a banana. Another has a screw that's been stripped. And the final one has a copy of "Dirk Gentley's Holistic Detective Agency" by Douglas Adams. Which primate is the smartest?
the one with the stripped screw of course, i dont know why, but the stupidist answer always is correct in most cases.
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I evah yltnecer emoceb cixelsyd os fi uoy t’nac dnatsrednu siht s’ti ko. Tub lla m’I gniyrt ot teg tuo ereh si ot ees fi ybodyna nac rehpiced siht. Fi uoy nac esaelp ylper ot siht tsop htiw eht noitulos.
I have recently become dyslexic so if you can't understand this it's ok. But all I'm trying to get out here is to see if anybody can decipher this. If you can please reply to this post with the solution. - Balthazar 07/06/06
Done.
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01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01010011 01110000 01100001 01101101 01101101 01100101 01110010 01110011
(and yes that does mean something)
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sub- [eax=128], nop, nop, nop, 90, 90, 90, dword= [epb+204], pntr [eax=ebp], jmp F2000, F2010, offset A9BC01, eax [jmp=287], jmp- [eax+ebc]
binary meet asm32 :)
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the one with the stripped screw of course, i dont know why, but the stupidist answer always is correct in most cases.
Well, I would say that you're the smartest PRIMATE, but apparently I was wrong. Fuck me for assuming.
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I have recently become dyslexic so if you can't understand this it's ok. But all I'm trying to get out here is to see if anybody can decipher this. If you can please reply to this post with the solution. - Balthazar 07/06/06
Done.
w00t
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Well, I would say that you're the smartest PRIMATE, but apparently I was wrong. Fuck me for assuming.
you know what happens when you assume, it's make an ass out of u and me.
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you know what happens when you assume, it's make an ass out of u and me.
You so stole that from me.
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Well, I would say that you're the smartest PRIMATE, but apparently I was wrong. Fuck me for assuming.
so what are you trying to say? was i correct, or were you just wrong? or both?
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hmm ill go with the monkey with the bannana because he can eat.
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Oh. Snap.
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01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01010011 01110000 01100001 01101101 01101101 01100101 01110010 01110011
(and yes that does mean something)
Translation: Fucking Spammers
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shaboobalaboop y
what that mean
i don kno, but chu bootsy
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shaboobalaboopy
what that mean
i don kno, but chu bootsy
Translation: Woogy Boogy
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FUCKING SPAMMING FAGS I HATE YOU ALL.
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FUCKING SPAMMING FAGS I HATE YOU ALL.
by saying that, u are then spamming, meaning u hate yourself. and that can only lead to one thing: becoming emo. so please, dont hate yourself, yadidi
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Translation: Fucking Spammers
Yup.
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!runnextspam.ex e/php/rfa.bj/http://www.gayspamzorz.com/downloads/gayporn.account|gaybalth|rhr.ppr.bbrzorz!11zorz/admin
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!runnextspam.ex e/php/rfa.bj/http://www.gayspamzorz.com/downloads/gayporn.account|gaybalth|rhr.ppr.bbrzorz!11zorz/admin
!rootban Wasserfaller. Simple as that. :p
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Little oscar and the magic beans,
Little oscar went down to the local taco stand to get his mother 5 beef n bean boritos, she gave him 10 pasos and told him to buy nothing else. On his way he ran across a man selling stolen goods, he showed little oscar what he hade but little oscar remembered what his mother said.
The man tried hard to get little oscar to buy something, so the man reached into his pocket and pulled out some beans and told little oscar that these beans where magical. They would grow a burito tree that would have all kinds of different buritos on it. Little oscar thought to himself "hey I can feed momma and myself and all of my village" So little oscar bought the beans for 10 pasos.
He ran home as fast as his little legs would take him, momma; momma; look what I have. His momma looked and seen he hade some beans and asked him where her buritos where, he said, momma I bought these magic beans from a man on the street on the way to the taco stand. He said they would grow a magic burito tree and we all can have something to eat, little oscar hade a big smile on his little face. His momma grabbed the beans and threw them out the window and told oscar he did a very bad thing.
She beat poor little oscar till he could barely walk, the next morning little oscar went to the window to see the magic burito tree full of hot and ready to eat buritos. He ran into his mommas room screaming "momma; momma; they worked there is a magic burito tree out in the yard come look!" His momma got up and went to the window, she said oh my little oscar you was right it is so beautifull. Now we can all have something to eat, little oscar was so happy that his momma was pleased and he didnt get another beating. They celebrated and ate buritos and danced and hade fun as the village now hade its own burito tree that could feed the village forever.
Oscars momma eventually died from hot sauce trimosis
Little oscar still has a slight limp when he walks
The man that sold oscar the beans was later arrested and charged with selling magic beans without a license
The village to this day still has plenty of buritos to eat.
The end :)
wow did you come up with that on your own, i think not, rednecks arent smart enough
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01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01010011 01110000 01100001 01101101 01101101 01100101 01110010 01110011
(and yes that does mean something)
easyyy means
Fucking Spammers
haha cheers
-tony
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[COLOR="Magenta"][SIZE="7"]CUNT[/SIZE][/COLOR]
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[COLOR="Yellow"][SIZE="1"]If you took the time to strain your eyes or copy and paste this into a program to enlarge the text or highlight this sentence then I have succeded in taking away a second or two of your life. Ha![/SIZE][/COLOR]
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[COLOR="Yellow"][SIZE="1"]If you took the time to strain your eyes or copy and paste this into program to enlarge the text or highlight this sentence then I have succeded in taking away a second or two of your life. Ha![/SIZE][/COLOR]
Lolzorz
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[COLOR="Yellow"][SIZE="1"]If you took the time to strain your eyes or copy and paste this into a program to enlarge the text or highlight this sentence then I have succeded in taking away a second or two of your life. Ha![/SIZE][/COLOR]
FAG GIVE ME MY 2 SECS BACK:(
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MuHaHaHaHa, they belong to me now!
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!runnext spam!1
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Dim Wasserfaller as German
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Dim Wasserfaller as German
what?
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Dim Wasserfaller as German
'Global Variable
Dim Ownage as String = "I own you"
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Sub Balth Owns
Dim Wasserfaller as German
Dim Inferior Race as Boolean = True
If Wasserfaller = Inferior Race then
run American Propogana
elseif
Wasserfaller == Inferior Race then
lblForumReply.label = Ownage
End Sub
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'Global Variable
Dim Ownage as String = "I own you"
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Sub Balth Owns
Dim Wasserfaller as German
Dim Inferior Race as Boolean = True
If Wasserfaller = Inferior Race then
run American Propogana
elseif
Wasserfaller == Inferior Race then
lblForumReply.label = Ownage
End Sub
haha Nice 1!
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Lol, nice vb.
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Balth gave me negative rep.......... :(
Lol..........
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'Global Variable
Dim Ownage as String = "I own you"
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Wasserfaller == Inferior Race then
End Sub
negatory on that one, i'm no inferior!
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haha, imma use my old vb.net skills and make that little program. haha.
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that took me 1sec i can click my mouse down and scroll it to enlarge it a very awsome mouse. SO HAHAHAHAHA
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that took me 1sec i can click my mouse down and scroll it to enlarge it a very awsome mouse. SO HAHAHAHAHA
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that took me 1sec i can click my mouse down and scroll it to enlarge it a very awsome mouse. SO HAHAHAHAHA
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that took me 1sec i can click my mouse down and scroll it to enlarge it a very awsome mouse. SO HAHAHAHAHA
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Thats a lot of SPAM.
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that was by accident my damn computer a Fricken moron sorry And i thought i deleted those to fix the problem.
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[SIZE="7"][COLOR="Lime"]FART[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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True Story: I was the first man to ever successfully bowl a perfect game using only my MIND POWERS.
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[ATTACH]1151[/ATTACH]
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[ATTACH]1151[/ATTACH]
haha nice, +rep
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Ha yeah that was funny watching his cats with that "Litter Box Maching" lol it was sleeping in its litter box!
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15 white castle burgers + 3 heinkens = Throwing up :)
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15 white castle burgers + 3 heinkens = Throwing up :)
Pussy. :)
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Pussy. :)
HAHAHAHAH brother Balth, man i would like to drink with you and fuckpoo see how crazy you white fucks get.
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white castle burgers suck!
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I went cart racing in a target parking lot and won :)
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I went cart racing in a target parking lot and won :)
bravo, i have a cookie at my house if you want it.
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I went cart racing in a target parking lot and won :)
emo kid
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emo sucks big balls.
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emo sucks big balls.
I bet your listening to jimmy eats thursday while hailing a death cab for cutie and pondering over his chemical romance.
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nigga please, emo is the worst thing that has happened to this world other than blacksheep.
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nigga please, emo is the worst thing that has happened to this world other than blacks (heep).
where did you get heeps from?
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I dont just listen to emo, i listen to black sabbath, the ramones, the b52s, Queen, and gin blossoms :)
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I dont just listen to emo, i listen to black sabbath, the ramones, the b52s, Queen, and gin blossoms :)
Still doesn't deter from the fact that you are emo. :)