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[*MAFIA* Dune Surfer]

Here's the beer garden we go to pretty much every Lunch time for a few pints to make the afternoon fly by at work, the pubs called 'Whitelocks' in some back alley . We picked up two teenies and dragged them to the pub to try and get Daniel laid but I'm starting to think he's gay cos he didnt seem to appreciate Jamilla rubbing him up when she was drunk. From left to right Jonathan(IT Department, fat dirty bastard), Daniel(customer services) Jamilla(naughty half egyption teeny),Steve(Customer services, cheeky git ) and Sarah(a Irish shy teeny with perky tits, blushes when you talk to her).

[*MAFIA* MAGGOT]

Rape them all.

[*MAFIA* Wasserfaller]

i haven't heard somebody call another person a git since a movie with sean connery in it. It only sounds cool if you're british or scottish i guess, the first chick looks hot, in a "i'd rape that" kind of way.

[MeZmoriZe]

I was watching Superbad Friday.  Freakin' amazing.

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

Here's the beer garden we go to pretty much every Lunch time for a few pints to make the afternoon fly by at work, the pubs called 'Whitelocks' in some back alley . We picked up two teenies and dragged them to the pub to try and get Daniel laid but I'm starting to think he's gay cos he didnt seem to appreciate Jamilla rubbing him up when she was drunk. From left to right Jonathan(IT Department, fat dirty bastard), Daniel(customer services) Jamilla(naughty half egyption teeny),Steve(Customer services, cheeky git ) and Sarah(a Irish shy teeny with perky tits, blushes when you talk to her).

  I'd bang him!!!

[*MAFIA* Balthazar]

ROFL at pedophilia. 

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

Oh I forgot.  You need to get the fucked up shit faced drunk and then take naked pictures of them while they are passed out with corn cobs in their asses.  I had that done to me and it is fun. 

[*MAFIA* MAGGOT]

Oh I forgot.  You need to get the fucked up shit faced drunk and then take naked pictures of them while they are passed out with corn cobs in their asses.  I had that done to me and it is fun. 

rofl you got homowned

[*MAFIA* Dune Surfer]

ROFL at pedophilia. 

They were 18, the landlady ID'ed them when they started drinking so that's only 10 years my junior bahhhh...

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

They were 18, the landlady ID'ed them when they started drinking so that's only 10 years my junior bahhhh...

  Old enough to bleed old enough for me to get them drunk and fuck them in every hole on their bodies.  That is how I see it.

[*MAFIA* Dune Surfer]

  Old enough to bleed old enough for me to get them drunk and fuck them in every hole on their bodies.  That is how I see it.

Exactly

[*MAFIA* Bonehead]

the only hole you like to get fucked in by your platoon is your ass!

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

the only hole you like to get fucked in by your platoon is your ass!

Wow that isn't nice.  Why do you have to try and hurt people's feelings all the time?  Does it stem from when you were younger and your elementry school bus driver made you pose naked as the lunch lady filled your ass with salsbury steak???  You can talk to us about it, we are here for you Bone.  We love you.

[*MAFIA* Bonehead]

Hey! she was gentle and even gave me a lollipop!  but in your case its just a flat out ass fest to see who can make your massive man hole bleed first!

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

Hey! she was gentle and even gave me a lollipop!  but in your case its just a flat out ass fest to see who can make your massive man hole bleed first!

  A lollipop?? Did you still have the mask on??  I bet it was janitor Bob's dirty cock.  Oh and as far as my "massive man hole", it is callused, so it doesn't bleed anymore.  Thank you very much!!