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Flame / Re: Kool-Aids
« on: April 29, 2008, 12:53:27 PM »Does Manowar actally play BF or does he just reduce noobs to nothing on the forums?
Yea, I play during my during my lunch hour 1\2. We actually I'm a bullet magnet, just ask Blackout. I don't use any aimbots or anything to reveal my enemy’s on the map but I don't mind that some do. I just get up, dust off the blood and charge right back into to wall of lead. I just like Mafia's maps. As far as the low ping, well I just get what the campus network gives me. That’s reason # 2 I like your server. Now I won't chime in all the time with nonsensical ravings on every topic, but as long as you'll allow me I'll smack down those who earn the privilege. Hail and Kill, Manowar
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Flame / Re: Kool-Aids
« on: April 29, 2008, 06:55:36 AM »about time some1 bans me from mafia, after loaded had a bitchfit. godam, ur fucking 42, omfg, get a life, dont u have a job, or a wife, or friends?
Ok Swarm, You have earned a smackdown. Listen up child. I guessing by the way your hiding your age in your profile that you can't drive a night unless your mom is with you on your moped. Let me crack a goose egg of wisom over you pub-less ass and help you leave with some dignity. What's that, your fresh out? Well now I'm going to call your bluff and brand you a liar. You have never had any dignity or self respect you spoiled sorry ass exscuse for a 15 1\2 year old. Yes I added the half so you'll feel a little bigger. Just like you add the extra 1\2 inch to your 2 inch noodle when you bragg to your hand, "Take it all bitch." Tell me, how is that windshield wiper working out on your monitor you gay porn watching freak. What’s your next project? Try to get your videos to squirt back at you? Just take the advice your mom always gives you and stop all this whining and grow up.
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Media / Re: Titties would love this
« on: April 26, 2008, 05:11:04 AM »Will you marry me?
Only for your money. And at your age that would be your lunch money.
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Media / Re: Titties would love this
« on: April 23, 2008, 07:07:11 PM »You work for tax people? Or did i read that wrong...
Read it wrong ther Snop. I work for the California State University System so my salary is paid for with tax dollars. Ok I lied, I get paid by the state, I didn't mean to imply I actually worked. I mean really, how much work can I accomplish after managing 6 fantasy Baseball teams, viewing all the gore at NothingToxic.c om and Liveleak.com, and then keeping up with all the post in Mafia. Not to mention the 1 to 2 hours I sneak during lunch to be a bullet magnet on the 1942 server. I have a pretty full plate to deal with before I turn out a couple hours of productive slaking.
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Media / Re: Don't belive what you mom says kids, you don't have to feel guity anymore.
« on: April 23, 2008, 08:15:06 AM »Also If you spend most of your time jerking off there's alot less chance of getting hit by a car. Is this your game plan to avoid cancer Manowar LOL
Yea, but it didn’t help my carpal tunnel. And another strange side effect is my mouse seems much smaller as I get older. Now if I can just recall that image... there it is, now I'm off for some cancer prevention therapy.
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Media / Don't belive what you mom says kids, you don't have to feel guity anymore.
« on: April 23, 2008, 07:20:55 AM »
Removed.
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Flame / Re: Kool-Aids
« on: April 22, 2008, 02:13:36 PM »Mah, No flame was intended, im sure he's mature enought to understand what i ment by my last post.
No flame received Snop. We’re all good. It’s all about taking what others dangle and running with some smack. Just don’t let me hear you call me mature again. Hail and Kill, Manowar
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BF 1942 / Re: Scores~
« on: April 22, 2008, 11:43:21 AM »Hey, Post some of your good/bad scores here: Heres my latest on the RS server
Its not very clear -.- It says:
1085 - 217 -1
ĂźlackOut`
where'd you get the one, fall out of you plane?
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Flame / Re: Kool-Aids
« on: April 22, 2008, 11:38:07 AM »Hey Scuba Steve,
Your claim to superior intelect seems marred by the lack of "spell check" in your
post. See below..
"(clue, this should be you focus for return smack)"
Just a thought.
Hail and Kill (spell check occasionally) Manowar
Killed a Guy
Killed, My fellow old man in a world of pub-less teens. Come on bro, your going to blemish my smack on one tiny, little, insignificant omission of the 18th letter in the English alphabet? I had hoped that my rant would be absorbed for the spirit of smack and not scrutinized by the forum spell check police. I’ll take it easy on you since you’re a geezer like me and just fire a shot across your bow and not unleash a full broadside on ya. It seems that spell check is a pet peeve of yours as I am not the 1st to be graded. A little advice in comedy, you can use a joke again but only if it was funny the first time. Oops, let me clarify. Funny to others. So put down your spell checker, spit out your rectum wrecker and post some of your own original smack and stop trying to ride on the coat tails of those who inspire you.
2 thoughts to close on:
1 – You seemed to have misplaced the “of” that goes between “to superior”. Without it you sound like a (dare I say) a damm frog.
2 – Put your shoes back on and stop counting to see if R is the 18th letter.
Hail and Kill, Manowar
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Flame / Re: Kool-Aids
« on: April 21, 2008, 08:16:37 AM »Yea, really kool, Random person whom i've never met. Literally.
But fuck you all, you know im the hottest shit there is.
Hello Snop, My name is Steve. Playing name is Manowar or Manowar812. I'm 44 and live in North San Diego County. Now that we've met I think I need to school you on how to talk smack.
"Smack : (n.) - sports talk in a gloatful, uninhibited or unbridled manner; (to) run smack [influenced by established meaning: hit, blow".
Now I must admit that I have an advantage as I did finish high school while still in my teens. Now that I think about it, just exactly your age now. I also didn't have to ride the short bus, by the way, you need to update your monthly pass so you won't have to ride your mule to middle school again. Now I must admit, I did have to finish at continuation school, but at least I got to change class rooms every period and not sit in a one room school with all the other grades. Say hi to Laura Ingeles for me. I do expect a 4 letter worded ladened, oops let me help you - (ladened - adjective :
filled with a great quantity) response from you but read my response carefully with a dictionary so you can understand. There are no curse words in my smack directed towards you. Don't get me wrong, In 6 years and 3 world tours in the Navy (clue, this should be you focus for return smack) I can lay it out with the best of them. It is so much more satisfying to (no pun intended) SMACK someone upside the head intellectually then to put out a bunch of ...Fuck you tard...Eat Shit...I fucked you sister... ect..ect..ect. So think it out, break out your dictionary and thesaurus (oops let me help you again, thesaurus : a dictionary of synonyms and antonyms.) and smack back like a cat in heat. And lets hear you old rally cry, meow! fft fft
One last stab, your only the “the hottest shit there is” because the rest of us flush ours daily.
disclaimer : In no way was this lesson in smack intended to smear the Great and respected Clan of Mafia but only to help school one of its cubs in the art of replies.
Hail and Kill, Manowar
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Help / Re: Can't Find MAFIA Server, use this...
« on: April 19, 2008, 08:00:25 AM »For all you noobs out there...
Add the IP manually, then press add to favorites. Then just find the server through your favorites.
This is how I got connected and I not even a noob. And speaking of noobs does anybody know where I can download an application to apply for a degree in noobology?. I'd like to go the their bootcamp but it seems they're all filled up right now.
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Media / Re: Titties would love this
« on: April 18, 2008, 09:20:12 AM »Did I see you get banned on the Disciples server last night?
No, wasn't me. I only play during lunch at work. State of Ca. employee putting tax dollors to good use.
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BF Other / Re: Battlefield: Bad company new trailer
« on: April 18, 2008, 09:15:53 AM »
Let me see some people explode and end up a a cherry slurpee.
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Media / Re: Titties would love this
« on: April 16, 2008, 08:23:30 AM »
Isn't that chick on American Idol? Must be the Lye that turns her hair red.