The School of MAFIA
It is near the end of the school year. The teacher has turned in the grades and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless because of this.
Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."
Hellraiser says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here and rub myself. I'm smart and will answer the question."
Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"
Before
Hellraiser can open his mouth,
Beatlejuice says, "Abraham Lincoln."
Teacher: "That's right
Beatlejuice , you can go home."
Hellraiser is mad that
Beatlejuice answered the question first.
Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"
Before
Hellraiser can open his mouth,
Roshan says, "Martin Luther King."
Teacher: "That's right
Roshan, you can go."
Hellraiser is even madder than before.
Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"
Before
Hellraiser can open his mouth,
Head Hunter says, "John F. Kennedy."
Teacher: "That's right
Head Hunter , you may also leave."
Hellraiser is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.
When the teacher turns her back
Hellraiser says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"
The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"
Hellraiser: "BILL CLINTON. CAN I GO NOW?"