Mission: To bombard retarded civilians with water balloons in an immature, teenaged fashion.
K, so my brother comes home at 3:00 am pst drunk with a few of his friends. They came up with the brilliant idea of throwing water balloons at all the people sleeping in front of BEST BUY waiting for PLAYSTATION 3 to come out in the morning.
They needed another "thrower" to chuck water balloons at the sleeping customers so I tagged along with them. We filled up some water balloons at my house first and then hopped in my brother's friend's car and headed towards the store.
No joke, there were about 50-60 people sleeping in front of BEST BUY when we first did our scan, including a few fat, worthless security guards. We drove up nice and calmly with balloons in our hands and hoods on our heads. My brother yelled "NINTENDO WII MOTHERFUCKERS!" (to oppose the new ps3) and we initiated our attack. We only threw about 6 balloons (2 a piece) and then booked it through a red light to avoid any security that might want to chase us. I hit some dude in a sleeping bag dead on and the balloon didn't pop so i would imagine that it stung like a bitch. The other one I threw hit the ground and splashed a few people. I didn't see what kind of damage the other balloons did but everyone said that their balloons made solid hits.
Right when we thought we were home free, a cop passes right by us. Luckily he was only doing a neighborhood check and didn't stop us.
Mission status: Very successful.
Message: Don't be a fucking stupid idiot and sleep on the street waiting for a dumb toy that will be obsolete in a few months.