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Spam / difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'
« on: August 13, 2008, 08:38:10 AM »
A young boy went to his father and asked, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
Dad thought a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use the money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would totally sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The son replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars. But realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo."
Dad thought a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use the money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would totally sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The son replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars. But realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo."
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Help / PC Upgrade time
« on: August 07, 2008, 01:20:32 PM »
Any thoughts for a new mid range system? I've got a few ideas so far for my Motherboard:
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=EVGA+123-YW-E175-A1+nForce+750i+&x=17&y=17
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=Asus+P5N-D+NVIDIA+nForce%D7+750i+&x=24&y=21
Processor:
Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600 Quad-Core Processor, 2.40 GHz, 8M L2 Cache, LGA 775
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=EVGA+123-YW-E175-A1+nForce+750i+&x=17&y=17
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=Asus+P5N-D+NVIDIA+nForce%D7+750i+&x=24&y=21
Processor:
Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600 Quad-Core Processor, 2.40 GHz, 8M L2 Cache, LGA 775
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Media / If only it was true.
« on: August 01, 2008, 02:02:12 PM »
The History of the Middle Finger
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow
was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the
longbow was known as 'plucking the yew' (or 'pluck yew').
Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute!
IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!
Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow
was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the
longbow was known as 'plucking the yew' (or 'pluck yew').
Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute!
IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!
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Media / Frisky Dog
« on: July 28, 2008, 09:44:08 AM »
http://www.break.com/index/frisky-dog-loose-in-park.html
Yo Hellraiser, did you re-wire your dog with an RC controller?
Yo Hellraiser, did you re-wire your dog with an RC controller?
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I need one of these following me around with a med pack and eng pack in battlefield.
http://www.bostondynamics.com/content/sec.php?section=BigDog
http://www.bostondynamics.com/content/sec.php?section=BigDog
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Spam / I'm hated in Croatia now.
« on: July 25, 2008, 06:58:11 AM »
Check out the hate mail I got from some freak in croatia.
zouless has sent you a message on YouTube:
RE
you fucking fatass american fucktard pig, this is how I negotiate with american pigs. 44 years old dry motherfucker prick.
Now I must pen together an epic smackdown. Feel fre to visit his profile say hello the MAFIA way.
zouless has sent you a message on YouTube:
RE
you fucking fatass american fucktard pig, this is how I negotiate with american pigs. 44 years old dry motherfucker prick.
Now I must pen together an epic smackdown. Feel fre to visit his profile say hello the MAFIA way.