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Author Topic: Don't belive what you mom says kids, you don't have to feel guity anymore.  (Read 4215 times)

*MAFIA* Manowar

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Don't belive what you mom says kids, you don't have to feel guity anymore.
« on: April 23, 2008, 07:20:55 AM »
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Re: Don't belive what you mom says kids, you don't have to feel guity anymore.
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2008, 08:02:23 AM »
Also If you spend most of your time jerking off there's alot less chance of getting hit by a car. Is this your game plan to avoid cancer Manowar LOL
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Re: Don't belive what you mom says kids, you don't have to feel guity anymore.
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2008, 08:15:06 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on April 23, 2008, 08:02:23 AM
Also If you spend most of your time jerking off there's alot less chance of getting hit by a car. Is this your game plan to avoid cancer Manowar LOL

Yea, but it didn’t help my carpal tunnel.  And another strange side effect is my mouse seems much smaller as I get older.  Now if I can just recall that image... there it is, now I'm off for some cancer prevention therapy.
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Re: Don't belive what you mom says kids, you don't have to feel guity anymore.
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2008, 09:18:08 AM »
This is great, cya later  ::) xD
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Re: Don't belive what you mom says kids, you don't have to feel guity anymore.
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2008, 09:49:34 AM »
If I HAD too choose, I would pick the one on the left.
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Re: Don't belive what you mom says kids, you don't have to feel guity anymore.
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2008, 09:59:17 AM »
the one on the right, has bigger boobs though!
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Re: Don't belive what you mom says kids, you don't have to feel guity anymore.
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2008, 10:07:00 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlackOut on April 23, 2008, 09:59:17 AM
the one on the right, has bigger boobs though!
Once tits reach a certain size it doesn't matter anyway.  It's all about the face.
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Re: Don't belive what you mom says kids, you don't have to feel guity anymore.
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2008, 10:22:30 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on April 23, 2008, 09:49:34 AM
If I HAD too choose, I would pick the one on the left.
Yeah, if you had to choose, but since you love the cock and only take it in the ass, then you don't have to do anything.  Oh and it isn't just jerking off that helps the man from getting prostate cancer, it is any type of action that causes the man to shoot his loaded. 































Just kidding Loaded, I just had to slide a little joke in there.
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Re: Don't belive what you mom says kids, you don't have to feel guity anymore.
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2008, 02:18:57 PM »
I'd do both of those girls cause they would come after me anyways.  :P
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Re: Don't belive what you mom says kids, you don't have to feel guity anymore.
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2008, 02:41:22 PM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* OUTLAW on April 23, 2008, 02:18:57 PM
I'd do both of those girls cause they would come after me anyways.  :P
They wouldn't, just the cops would with a fucking restraining order you fucking monkey sack.  I have seen pictures of you, and trust your face is that only a mother can love.  Judging by how much you are on the computer, your mother doesn't love you that much, but I will tell you that your mother DOES love the cock!!
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Re: Don't belive what you mom says kids, you don't have to feel guity anymore.
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2008, 02:42:46 PM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on April 23, 2008, 02:41:22 PM
They wouldn't, just the cops would with a fucking restraining order you fucking monkey sack.  I have seen pictures of you, and trust your face is that only a mother can love.  Judging by how much you are on the computer, your mother doesn't love you that much, but I will tell you that your mother DOES love the cock!!
Time for you midol break.
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Re: Don't belive what you mom says kids, you don't have to feel guity anymore.
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2008, 02:44:31 PM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on April 23, 2008, 02:42:46 PM
Time for you midol break.
I thought you couldn't fucking type you fucking liar!  Go cry in your pillow faggot.
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Re: Don't belive what you mom says kids, you don't have to feel guity anymore.
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2008, 01:56:09 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on April 23, 2008, 03:48:43 PM
I can type you stupid fuck, I just have one hand so it takes longer. Actually I am getting good at typing with one hand haha.
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whatsup with your hand?

EDIT: nevermind
« Last Edit: April 24, 2008, 01:59:40 AM by *MAFIA* ExcoWear »
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Re: Don't belive what you mom says kids, you don't have to feel guity anymore.
« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2008, 05:24:53 AM »
this thread is epic major news guyz! Look what section its in! Take it seriously!
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Re: Don't belive what you mom says kids, you don't have to feel guity anymore.
« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2008, 12:57:20 PM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx on April 23, 2008, 09:49:34 AM
If I HAD too choose, I would pick the one on the left.

Exactly, once you hit a size, which they both have passed for me, its about the face, and the one on the left is DAMN fine.......... .......
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