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Author Topic: Rules 4 a happy life  (Read 2615 times)

Hawaii-50

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Rules 4 a happy life
« on: November 19, 2008, 08:04:14 PM »
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
                         
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
                         
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
                         
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't
lie to you.
                         
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
 
5. It's VERY, VERY IMPORTANT that these four women DO NOT KNOW each other.
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*MAFIA* Bonehead

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Re: Rules 4 a happy life
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2008, 10:09:39 PM »
to bad you can't just find one, that has it all lol.
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Re: Rules 4 a happy life
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2008, 10:55:36 PM »
so true, so true....
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Re: Rules 4 a happy life
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2008, 01:09:03 AM »
I think it's good project. ;)
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Re: Rules 4 a happy life
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2008, 02:51:35 AM »
Quote from: Ricardo on November 20, 2008, 01:09:03 AM
I think it's good project. ;)

What is with all these little hints? You know you don't have to conceal it anymore.

We get it, you are gay.
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Re: Rules 4 a happy life
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2008, 02:57:12 AM »
like hellraiser :)
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Re: Rules 4 a happy life
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2008, 03:44:05 PM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Balthazar on November 20, 2008, 02:51:35 AM
What is with all these little hints? You know you don't have to conceal it anymore.

We get it, you are gay.
Hahaha, that reminds me of a gift I got in the mail for my b-day a few weeks ago, a buddy in college sent it to me without me know what it was as a gag gift. He sent a DVD copy of FRANKENHOOKER, and my dad said something really similar to balth's comment.
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Quote from: *MAFIA* Masebot1 on January 12, 2008, 01:27:38 AM
What is the Alchole level pike at for you Duney.

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Re: Rules 4 a happy life
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2008, 10:11:24 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Hawaii-50 on November 19, 2008, 08:04:14 PM
FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:
                         
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
                         
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
                         
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't
lie to you.
                         
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
 
5. It's VERY, VERY IMPORTANT that these four women DO NOT KNOW each other.

Hawaii... I suppose your wife didn't read that? :P
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Re: Rules 4 a happy life
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2008, 12:12:11 PM »
Quote from: anyKey on November 21, 2008, 10:11:24 AM
Hawaii... I suppose your wife didn't read that? :P

Which one ........ had many !!!
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Re: Rules 4 a happy life
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2008, 08:17:19 AM »
wife? he has a blow up doll named manowar :P
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Re: Rules 4 a happy life
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2008, 09:17:32 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead on November 22, 2008, 08:17:19 AM
wife? he has a blow up doll named manowar :P
And my penis has a separate hand pump too.
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Re: Rules 4 a happy life
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2008, 09:45:35 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead on November 22, 2008, 08:17:19 AM
wife? he has a blow up doll named manowar :P

 How'd you know ??
Just wish it was'nt so butt ugly !!!
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Re: Rules 4 a happy life
« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2008, 09:47:21 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Hawaii-50 on November 22, 2008, 09:45:35 AM
How'd you know ??
Just wish it was'nt so butt ugly !!!
Turn it around, your using the wrong end.
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Re: Rules 4 a happy life
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2008, 09:44:08 AM »
use a paper bag lol
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