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[Hallander]

I don't really care that it has been resized, but still, I did not have it saved to my computer!!! I had to reformat recently, AAARGH!

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

You know what I do when I get really mad like you are?  I punch myself in the balls 10 times real quick.  Trust me it works.  You won't get mad if you do that a couple of times.  I am writing a book about it.  It is gonna be on the 10 best selling list, watch.

[*MAFIA* Dune Surfer]

I'd buy it You could bring out a trilogy, the second book could be "How to lengthen your penis" eg. Chapter 1: Slamming your dick in the door and running in the opposite direction, and may be the third could be the "Do's and Don'ts when masturbating" eg. Chapter 2: Don't get soap in your pee hole. Maybe you should take up writing when you've finished in the Army?

[Hallander]

nvm, I just copied the picture, put it in paint and bam, its there full size.

And hell, I have a horrible stingy pain. I itched to make it go away, but now it feels like my balls are on fire 

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

nvm, I just copied the picture, put it in paint and bam, its there full size.

And hell, I have a horrible stingy pain. I itched to make it go away, but now it feels like my balls are on fire 

  Well great job on figuring out what to do.  As far a the balls on fire, what you do to cure it is.  Get a phone book, and a ball pene hammer.  Place balls on phone book, then take the hammer with the ball part and then strike balls 2-3 times.  That should cure your problems.   

[pigjr]

  Well great job on figuring out what to do.  As far a the balls on fire, what you do to cure it is.  Get a phone book, and a ball pene hammer.  Place balls on phone book, then take the hammer with the ball part and then strike balls 2-3 times.  That should cure your problems.   

thats fucking crazy man lmao u must have balls of steel

[*MAFIA* ßlåkjáx]

thats fucking crazy man lmao u must have balls of steel

And you must have a mind of steel.

[Ultraxwing]

I SUCK NIGGER COCK

[*MAFIA* The Cp]

YOU ALL SUCK NIGGER COCK

you are really asking for trouble...

look at the post date,

LAST POST: November 05
YOUR POST: March 21

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