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[SPARTAN420]

DILIGAS?

Most of you should know what this means.

[*MAFIA* Scooby]

U R TEH NIGGZORZ

[*MAFIA* MAGGOT]

DILIGAS?

Donkey ice locked in gonorrhea ass safes??

[Hallander]

DILIGAS?

Most of you should know what this means.

Dicks into Lemmings ion Grenades asking spartan?

[*MAFIA* MAGGOT]

Two guys are drinking at a bar. The first says "Do you ever start thinking about something, and when you go to talk, you say something you don't mean?" The Second guy says "Yeah, I was at the airport buying plane tickets, and the chick behind the counter had these huge breast's, and instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh' I asked for 'two tickets to Titsburgh' The First guy says, "Yeah, well I was having breakfast with my wife last week, and instead of saying 'Honey can you please pass me the sugar?', I said 'You've ruined my life you FUCKING BITCH'

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

Two guys are drinking at a bar. The first says "Do you ever start thinking about something, and when you go to talk, you say something you don't mean?" The Second guy says "Yeah, I was at the airport buying plane tickets, and the chick behind the counter had these huge breast's, and instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh' I asked for 'two tickets to Titsburgh' The First guy says, "Yeah, well I was having breakfast with my wife last week, and instead of saying 'Honey can you please pass me the sugar?', I said 'You've ruined my life you FUCKING BITCH'

  God I fuckin love it.  Your head actually has a use other than blocking the sunlight.

[MeZmoriZe]

Omicow my Wii ownzor3s!!1  Super Paper Mario is almost as fun as WoW.  You can even steal people's souls.

[*MAFIA* MAGGOT]

  God I fuckin love it.  Your head actually has a use other than blocking the sunlight.

Why thank you.ill remember that next winter when im acting as an umbrella at the park.

[*MAFIA* Wasserfaller]

  God I fuckin love it.  Your head actually has a use other than blocking the sunlight.

ROOFLY WEINER POOPS LULZ TUFFLES!

[SPARTAN420]

it's not the best joke...

Three women go camping

One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business.

While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream.

Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."

[*MAFIA* MAGGOT]

chickswithdick sthatonlymeand hellraiserknow about.com                                hell, when is your tour in iraq over???

[*MAFIA* Scooby]

So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.

[*MAFIA* Scooby]

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

chickswithdicksthatonlymeandhellraiserknowabout.com                                hell, when is your tour in iraq over???

I am in Afghanistan and it is over in 7 more months.  Give or take a few weeks.   But you still have a big head.

[*MAFIA* MAGGOT]

I am in Afghanistan and it is over in 7 more months.  Give or take a few weeks.   But you still have a big head.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                               Same area of the world.......an d how did you know??