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Title: A salute to balth!
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on June 12, 2009, 01:39:37 AM
This is balth to a song :)


[Violent J]
If I was a Serial Killer
They would find all my victim's heads
In funky ass gas station toilets
And if I was a Serial Killer
I would be strange and deranged
And I would never change
If I was a Serial Killer
I'd be known as the smoker
Cause I'd cut off and smoke all they hair
and if I was a Serial Killer
I would sleep on broken glass and thumbtacks
and I would smoke mad crack

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
First thing I would do is kill a couple hotties
They'd always get some mustard up decapitated bodies
Dumped on State police law just before dawn
To let em know my ritual had begun
I'd crack a 40 with the devil tell him dig me a hole
cause I'm coming when I die until them I'm in control
This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I aint
but if I was I'd do my walls all blood red with blood paint
This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I aint
But if I was I'd never stop cause I know I can't

[Violent J]
If I was a Serial Killer
I would drive a black van
And I would ride around on college campus
And if I was a Serial Killer
I would walk among us and gain trust
Until I needed that rush

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
I'd park outside these bitches homes and then drive away
Then come back with my lights off this time I'm here to stay
I'd wear human bones around my neck and have my ceremonies
Then go back upstairs and microwave some macaronis
You know what's all up in my trunk
So don't ask me to pop it
Once I get out to my cabin
Then I'll finally unlock it
This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I'm not
But if I was I'd snap a photo once they died on the spot
This is if I was a Serial Killer and though I'm not
But if I was I'd know that I can't so I would never stop

[Violent J]
And I don't know myself anymore
(and I don't know who I am anymore)
And I don't know who to be anymore
(and I don't know who I am anymore)
And I don't know what to think anymore
(and I don't know who I am anymore)
Except that I am strange and deranged
(and I don't know who I am anymore)
And I will never change

[chorus]
I wanna hold up this hatchet
Psychopathic Records shit we'll burn the whole planet down
I wanna run with this hatchet
We gotta always kick the wicked shit we'll always be the same
I wanna hold up this hatchet
Fuck the world take me under bitch we trying to rule the tunnels,
The Tempest raining lightning balls of fire rain
ICP with Mike E Clark again
I wanna run with this hatchet
(Wicked Clowns, Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox and Lotus
Holding down the underground and you know this
I wanna run with this hatchet
You know this

Chop it on down
Chop it on down
I wanna run with this hatchet
I wanna run with this hatchet

[chorus again]
I wanna hold up this hatchet
Psychopathic Records shit we'll burn the whole planet down
I wanna run with this hatchet
We gotta always kick the wicked shit we'll always be the same
I wanna hold up this hatchet
Fuck the world take me under bitch we trying to rule the tunnels,
The Tempest raining lightning balls of fire rain
ICP with Mike E Clark again
I wanna run with this hatchet
Wicked Clowns, Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox and Lotus
Holding down the underground and you know this
I wanna run with this hatchet
You know this

[Violent J]
If I was a Serial Killer
I would bury all my special projects
underneath the garden in my grandmother's backyard
And if I was a Serial Killer
I would be strange and deranged
And I would rock my hatchet chain

This song provided by the artist, after 10 days this will be deleted.


http://www.mafiaowns.com/files/icp.mp3

Title: Re: A salute to balth!
Post by: *MAFIA* Balthazar on June 12, 2009, 06:47:08 AM
Thanks bone... I think.
Title: Re: A salute to balth!
Post by: *MAFIA* Beatlejuice on June 12, 2009, 08:44:46 AM
What in the world is going on here...
Title: Re: A salute to balth!
Post by: *MAFIA* BassSlappa on June 12, 2009, 12:25:46 PM
i read the whole damn thing then saw the link. could have have just listened to it. fuck my life!
Title: Re: A salute to balth!
Post by: *MAFIA* Capsloc on June 13, 2009, 01:23:04 AM
Such a faggot bonehead...suc h a fag.
Title: Re: A salute to balth!
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on June 13, 2009, 07:34:51 AM
WHAT THE FUCK????
Title: Re: A salute to balth!
Post by: *MAFIA* Bonehead on June 13, 2009, 01:53:45 PM
sorry it wasn't beaner music. but we all know that shit is gay :)


its a song cockraiser, i am sure some of the stuff you listen to i would wtf it too :)
Title: Re: A salute to balth!
Post by: *MAFIA* Manowar on June 14, 2009, 08:11:39 AM
 i am sure some of the stuff you listen to i would wtf it too :)
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Sure, and your jug, spoons, and washboard are mainstream?    ;D
Title: Re: A salute to balth!
Post by: *MAFIA* MisfiT on June 14, 2009, 08:42:23 AM
LMAO, now Bone is writing love poems to Balth.  This place is like a smelly gay bar.
Title: Re: A salute to balth!
Post by: *MAFIA* Dune Surfer on June 14, 2009, 09:37:13 AM
This place is like a smelly gay bar.
The smelly ones are bad huh?
Quote
Wicked Clowns, Blaze, Twiztid, Boondox and Lotus
Holding down the underground and you know this
I wanna run with this hatchet
???? I'm lost there but they sound like powerful words :D
Title: Re: A salute to balth!
Post by: *MAFIA* Balthazar on June 14, 2009, 02:10:24 PM
LMAO, now Bone is writing love poems to Balth.  This place is like a smelly gay bar.

I would think all gay bars are smelly. If you know of any that don't smell you should share with the class.
Title: Re: A salute to balth!
Post by: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on June 15, 2009, 08:18:22 AM
sorry it wasn't beaner music. but we all know that shit is gay :)


its a song cockraiser, i am sure some of the stuff you listen to i would wtf it too :)
  I strongly doubt that there penis lover.  I am not into that hippie shit, nor that head banging shit, and not even close to any of that rap shit.  I like good old fashioned Rock and Roll, with a few country artists in there.  Sorry, I can't stand to listen to shit I can't understand. 
Title: Re: A salute to balth!
Post by: *MAFIA* MisfiT on June 15, 2009, 02:01:27 PM
  I strongly doubt that there penis lover.  I am not into that hippie shit, nor that head banging shit, and not even close to any of that rap shit.  I like good old fashioned Rock and Roll, with a few country artists in there.  Sorry, I can't stand to listen to shit I can't understand. 

Yea, just keep to your George Michael and shut the fuck up.


I heard you got caught giving him head in a public restroom.
Title: Re: A salute to balth!
Post by: *MAFIA* Manowar on June 15, 2009, 07:02:56 PM
Yea, just keep to your George Michael and shut the fuck up.


I heard you got caught giving him head in a public restroom.
You got it all wrong, it was a remodeling job.  They were just filling some cracks with Spackle.