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BF 1942 / When mods go wrong !!
« on: November 02, 2008, 05:28:55 PM »
This was just srewing around with the plane
spawn , when a server has 2 fast of a spawn
time on stuff ..... you can really mess thing's up !! Just move thing's a little &
they start spawning into them selfs .
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GijnsVSfFe8
spawn , when a server has 2 fast of a spawn
time on stuff ..... you can really mess thing's up !! Just move thing's a little &
they start spawning into them selfs .
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GijnsVSfFe8
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Spam / Two brooms
« on: October 31, 2008, 09:59:54 AM »
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'
'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this ?
Brace yourself .... this is going to hurt! !! !! !
'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
__
One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!'
'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.
Are you ready for this ?
Brace yourself .... this is going to hurt! !! !! !
'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'
__34
BF 1942 / Midway Patch Vid.
« on: October 28, 2008, 06:00:19 AM »
Here's a Midway Patch No-Half-Measures
is working on .............. .............. ............
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iL8_Di8jrdQ
is working on .............. .............. ............
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iL8_Di8jrdQ
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BF 1942 / Ownage on Foxes
« on: October 26, 2008, 09:58:49 AM »
Playing some on the Foxes server , and did'nt die once here !!
http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8779/foxeste9.jpg
http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5452/foxesld2.jpg
http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/8779/foxeste9.jpg
http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5452/foxesld2.jpg
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Spam / A Trolls revenge
« on: October 24, 2008, 03:05:48 PM »
Here ya go , Barbie meets her fate !!
37
Spam / 10,000 RPM Hard Drive
« on: October 24, 2008, 08:20:34 AM »
Wow ..... just get's faster & faster !!!
http://promotions.newegg.com/NEemail/Oct-0-2008/gaming24/index-landing.html?nm_mc=EMC-IGNEFL102408&cm_mmc=EMC-IGNEFL102408-_-email-_-E0C-_-HardDrives&cm_lm
And check out the kick-ass video card 2 ..........
http://promotions.newegg.com/NEemail/Oct-0-2008/gaming24/index-landing.html?nm_mc=EMC-IGNEFL102408&cm_mmc=EMC-IGNEFL102408-_-email-_-E0C-_-HardDrives&cm_lm
And check out the kick-ass video card 2 ..........
38
BF 1942 / Server's are Dead ....
« on: October 21, 2008, 02:44:18 AM »
Look's like aloha 2 Battlefield 1.6 & 1.61 ...... 
http://www.gametracker.com/server_info/66.186.45.202:14567/
http://www.gametracker.com/server_info/66.186.45.203:14567/
http://www.gametracker.com/server_info/66.186.45.202:14567/
http://www.gametracker.com/server_info/66.186.45.203:14567/
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Games / Combat arms vid ....
« on: October 18, 2008, 07:45:14 AM »
Just a vid i made with this shitty computer , alot of the video's were lagged out !!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Gq2cAlPnI
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Gq2cAlPnI
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Spam / The Lord and The Harley Rider
« on: October 15, 2008, 06:17:52 AM »A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'
The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a Woman truly happy.'
The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?'
41
Spam / What has happened to America in just 53 short years ...
« on: October 07, 2008, 02:28:17 AM »
Comments Made in the Year 1955!
That's only 53 years ago!
'I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20.00.'
'Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long before $2,000.00 will only buy a used one.'
'If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous.
'Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?'
'If they raise the minimum wage to $1.00, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store.'
'When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage.'
'Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls.'
'I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more. Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying DAMN in GONE WITH THE WIND, it seems every new movie has either HELL of DAMN in it.'
'I read the other day where some scientist thinks it's possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century. They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas.'
'Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't surprise me if someday they'll be making more than the President.'
'I never thought I'd see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric. They are even making electric typewriters now.'
'It's too bad things are so tough nowadays. I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet.'
'It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work.'
'Marriage doesn't mean a thing any more, those Hollywood stars seem to be getting divorced at the drop of a hat.'
'I'm afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business.'
'Thank goodness I won't live to see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to congress.'
'The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice weather, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on.'
'There is no sense going to Lincoln or Omaha anymore for a weekend, it costs nearly $15.00 a night to stay in a hotel.'
'No one can afford to be sick anymore, at $35.00 a day in the hospital it's too rich for my blood.'
'If they think I'll pay 50 cents for a hair cut, forget it.'
That's only 53 years ago!
'I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20.00.'
'Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long before $2,000.00 will only buy a used one.'
'If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous.
'Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?'
'If they raise the minimum wage to $1.00, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store.'
'When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage.'
'Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls.'
'I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more. Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying DAMN in GONE WITH THE WIND, it seems every new movie has either HELL of DAMN in it.'
'I read the other day where some scientist thinks it's possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century. They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas.'
'Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't surprise me if someday they'll be making more than the President.'
'I never thought I'd see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric. They are even making electric typewriters now.'
'It's too bad things are so tough nowadays. I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet.'
'It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work.'
'Marriage doesn't mean a thing any more, those Hollywood stars seem to be getting divorced at the drop of a hat.'
'I'm afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business.'
'Thank goodness I won't live to see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to congress.'
'The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice weather, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on.'
'There is no sense going to Lincoln or Omaha anymore for a weekend, it costs nearly $15.00 a night to stay in a hotel.'
'No one can afford to be sick anymore, at $35.00 a day in the hospital it's too rich for my blood.'
'If they think I'll pay 50 cents for a hair cut, forget it.'
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Spam / HOW TO CALL THE POLICE !!!
« on: October 06, 2008, 01:36:23 PM »
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his
wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which
she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to
go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed
stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your
house,' and he said 'no.' Then they said that all patrols were busy,
and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along
when available. George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and
phoned the police again. 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago
because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you
don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them.' Then he
hung up. Within five minutes six police cars, a SWAT Team, a
helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic and an ambulance showed up
at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of
the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot
them!' George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'
(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people.
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his
wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which
she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to
go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed
stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your
house,' and he said 'no.' Then they said that all patrols were busy,
and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along
when available. George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and
phoned the police again. 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago
because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you
don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them.' Then he
hung up. Within five minutes six police cars, a SWAT Team, a
helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic and an ambulance showed up
at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of
the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot
them!' George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'
(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people.
43
Spam / Never ever kiss a monkey
« on: September 30, 2008, 04:39:44 PM »
Never,
~EVER~
Under ANY Circumstance
Kiss A Monkey!!
~EVER~
Under ANY Circumstance
Kiss A Monkey!!
44
BF 1942 / I'm down 4 now !!!
« on: September 30, 2008, 04:39:04 AM »
Got my HD in this other computer ( a Systemax ).
I got my sound 2 work for about an hour after i put my sound card in it ,
and it just took 4 min's 2 load BF-1942 , then it was so laggy i could hardy
fly ( only got 256 of RAM in it .
Looks like i got 2 find a CPU fan on the internet 4 my old computer !!!
http://www.newegg.com/Product/ProductList.aspx?Submit=ENE&DEPA=0&Description=processors+fans&x=16&y=26
Think i found the one that will work ??
I have a AMD Athlon 64 xp ...........
http://www.newegg.com/Product/ShowImage.aspx?Image=35-166-035-05.jpg%2c35-166-035-06.jpg%2c35-166-035-07.jpg%2c35-166-035-08.jpg%2c35-166-035-09.jpg%2c35-166-035-10.jpg%2c35-166-035-11.jpg%2c35-166-035-01.jpg&CurImage=35-166-035-05.jpg&WaterMark=1&Item=N82E16835166035&Description=Spire%20SP708S3-1%2070mm%20Sleeve%20CPU%20Cooler%20-%20Retail
I got my sound 2 work for about an hour after i put my sound card in it ,
and it just took 4 min's 2 load BF-1942 , then it was so laggy i could hardy
fly ( only got 256 of RAM in it .
Looks like i got 2 find a CPU fan on the internet 4 my old computer !!!
http://www.newegg.com/Product/ProductList.aspx?Submit=ENE&DEPA=0&Description=processors+fans&x=16&y=26
Think i found the one that will work ??
I have a AMD Athlon 64 xp ...........
http://www.newegg.com/Product/ShowImage.aspx?Image=35-166-035-05.jpg%2c35-166-035-06.jpg%2c35-166-035-07.jpg%2c35-166-035-08.jpg%2c35-166-035-09.jpg%2c35-166-035-10.jpg%2c35-166-035-11.jpg%2c35-166-035-01.jpg&CurImage=35-166-035-05.jpg&WaterMark=1&Item=N82E16835166035&Description=Spire%20SP708S3-1%2070mm%20Sleeve%20CPU%20Cooler%20-%20Retail
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Spam / Mexican Hurricane
« on: September 29, 2008, 11:31:36 PM »
A Category #5 hurricane hits MEXICO . Two million Mexicans die and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start and is asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.
CANADA is sending troops to help the Mexican army control the riots.
SAUDI ARABIA is sending oil.
Other LATIN AMERICAN countries are sending supplies.
The EUROPEAN community (except FRANCE ) is sending food and money.
The UNITED STATES, not to be outdone, is sending two million Mexicans to replace the dead ones.
GOD BLESS AMERICA
CANADA is sending troops to help the Mexican army control the riots.
SAUDI ARABIA is sending oil.
Other LATIN AMERICAN countries are sending supplies.
The EUROPEAN community (except FRANCE ) is sending food and money.
The UNITED STATES, not to be outdone, is sending two million Mexicans to replace the dead ones.
GOD BLESS AMERICA