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Author Topic: Airbus 340-600 ...." oop's " 200 million dollars totalled‏ !!  (Read 1916 times)

Hawaii-50

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Airbus 340-600 ...." oop's " 200 million dollars totalled‏ !!
« on: January 15, 2009, 06:34:54 AM »


The brand spanking new Airbus 340-600, the largest passenger airplane ever built, sat in its hangar in Toulouse, France without a single hour of airtime. Enter the Arab flight crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies (ADAT) to conduct pre-delivery tests on the ground, such as engine run-ups, prior to delivery to Etihad Airways in Abu Dhabi.

The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to the run-up area. Then they took all four engines to takeoff power with a virtually empty aircraft. Not having read the run-up manuals, they had no clue just how light an empty A340-600 really is.

The takeoff warning horn was blaring away in the cockpit because they had all 4 engines at full power. The aircraft computers thought they were trying to take off but the aircraft had not been configured properly (flaps/slats, etc.) Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the circuit breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the alarm.

This fooled the aircraft into thinking it was in the air.

The computers automatically released all the brakes and set the aircraft rocketing forward. The ADAT crew had no idea that this is a safety feature so that pilots can't land with the brakes on.

Not one member of the seven-man Arab crew was bright enough to throttle back the engines from their max power setting, so the $200 million brand-new aircraft crashed into a blast barrier, totaling it.

The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown for there has been a news blackout in the major media in France and elsewhere. Coverage of the story was deemed insulting to Muslim Arabs. Finally, the photos are starting to leak out.










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*MAFIA* Dune Surfer

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Re: Airbus 340-600 ...." oop's " 200 million dollars totalled‏ !!
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2009, 07:13:37 AM »

That was probably considered quite a succesful test by the arabs as all they do is crash planes anyway. The crew were probably furious why the plane didn't explode on inpact. " Ali Ackbar! Ali Ackbar! Ali Ackbar! Fuck! Why are we not dead!"     :P
« Last Edit: January 15, 2009, 07:36:51 AM by *MAFIA* Dune Surfer »
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Re: Airbus 340-600 ...." oop's " 200 million dollars totalled‏ !!
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2009, 08:57:08 AM »

Please remain seated until the plane has broken completely in half. Thank you for flying Achmed Airlines.
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Re: Airbus 340-600 ...." oop's " 200 million dollars totalled‏ !!
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2009, 09:29:51 AM »

omg that terrible.
Look this pic
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Re: Airbus 340-600 ...." oop's " 200 million dollars totalled‏ !!
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2009, 04:59:40 PM »

omg that terrible.
Look this pic


The runway is right next to the beach. People are there for the sole purpose of watching a close flyby of a plane.
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Re: Airbus 340-600 ...." oop's " 200 million dollars totalled‏ !!
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2009, 05:04:53 PM »

Wow doesn't seem real safe lol...I guess the picture probably is taken at an angle making the plane look lower down than it really is.
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Re: Airbus 340-600 ...." oop's " 200 million dollars totalled‏ !!
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2009, 05:13:25 PM »

no its one of the St. islands, on take off ppl hold the fence and their feet get swept from underneath em, ppl go to that beach for 2 reasons, white sand and the thrill of plane exhaust.
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Re: Airbus 340-600 ...." oop's " 200 million dollars totalled‏ !!
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2009, 03:03:08 AM »

omg that terrible.
Look this pic



watch this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODUqJCVL0K4

its cool ah? hehehe

watch also and this :



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CkSjE8xyYI


Airplane lands on a car ...
« Last Edit: March 02, 2009, 06:42:05 AM by IcE^_ »
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