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[*MAFIA* ßlåkjáx]

I fucking owned all of you... except missa;).

you spelled Blakjax wrong

[iLLUSi0N]

let me just start out by saying... I wear a size 15 shoe (I really do...).  I don't drink much caffeine...  So, that being said, my dick is godlike huge.

WELL, About 2 months ago, I was doing shots of vodka and some other shit I have no clue what it was at a party... and got totally shitfaced.  So... I was drunk at the party, took off all my clothes, and was just walking around.  THEN, 3 girls (I guess you could say), raped me perfusely, but I was a willing participant.  Someone took a picture of me passed out with a boner, put it on Limewire... which eventually everyone saw.  Now, my french teacher... who's like 26, fucking hott, ooh damn and she speaks sexy french of course... was looking for my music and found the pic on limewire.  She emailed me about it, and I found it was being hosted from MY computer, lol, but at the bottom of the email, she put:  "Oh, and David, damn."

Also, I think wrestling is gay, I think football is gay, I think baseball is gay, I think any sports with spandex and grabbing other guys and playing with balls is gay.  The sports I like and play, are hockey, jet skiing, snowboarding, rock climbing... now that's fuckin manly.  All the people that are into football, and baseball, and fuck even basketball are a bunch of nigger loving fags.


Owned.  15 and I fucking owned all of you... except missa;).

Damn. At age 15? Either you're a total god or a complete fuck up =] And as for French, that's a good fucking language to learn. An American's French accent is as hot to a French girl as her accent is to an American guy. It's science.

[ICEMAN]

Damn. At age 15? Either you're a total god or a complete fuck up =] And as for French, that's a good fucking language to learn. An American's French accent is as hot to a French girl as her accent is to an American guy. It's science.

not really fuckup... more like fucked up... with a pretty fucked up life... but I make well with it and live it to it's fullest:).  Also my dad got me drinking when before I knew it was alcohol.

[ICEMAN]

you spelled Blakjax wrong

sorry!!!! i missed that!

[Rahl]

Bullshit!  I'm the manliest one here.  I've lived with Missa for a few years now and I'm still alive.  Ain't no one going to top that!

[*MAFIA* Milky Way]

Bullshit!  I'm the manliest one here.  I've lived with Missa for a few years now and I'm still alive.  Ain't no one going to top that!

wow you win hands down