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Media / Re: Misfits 42 Flight
« on: July 07, 2010, 07:58:38 AM »
This is Misfit....
LOL@ Most of you.....I got this gig to film all of their planes. (Around 8 including a B-25 bomber). They have most of the Battlefield planes. And bone, I still wanna f*** your kids in the a$$
LOL@ Most of you.....I got this gig to film all of their planes. (Around 8 including a B-25 bomber). They have most of the Battlefield planes. And bone, I still wanna f*** your kids in the a$$
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Spam / Men are just happier people
« on: June 09, 2010, 11:11:03 AM »
NICKNAMES
ยท If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
ยท If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dickhead and Shit for Brains.
EATING OUT
ยท When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
ยท When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
ยท A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
ยท A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS
ยท A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
ยท The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
ยท A woman has the last word in any argument.
ยท Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
ยท A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
ยท A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
ยท A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
ยท A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
ยท A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
ยท A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
ยท A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
ยท A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
ยท Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
ยท Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
ยท Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
ยท A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
ยท If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
ยท If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dickhead and Shit for Brains.
EATING OUT
ยท When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
ยท When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
ยท A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
ยท A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS
ยท A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
ยท The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
ยท A woman has the last word in any argument.
ยท Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
ยท A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
ยท A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
ยท A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
ยท A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
ยท A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
ยท A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
ยท A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
ยท A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
ยท Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
ยท Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
ยท Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
ยท A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
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Spam / Re: Good read when nothing to do...
« on: June 09, 2010, 08:26:21 AM »
Freakin' hilarious. Good Stuff. 
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Spam / Re: Is There Sex in Heaven?
« on: May 20, 2010, 11:09:06 AM »
If there is a heaven, there better be sex there..... and if not, then I'd rather be in hell. Though I'll probably be sent to hell anyway.... see you all there 
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Media / Warning...... She may squirt.
« on: May 20, 2010, 10:45:42 AM »
lmao. The guy thought..... I think my head will fit in this one.
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Media / Re: MG's Haltime Show Video
« on: May 04, 2010, 01:47:28 PM »and catch HPV!!!!
bomber, you are not a mafia member. you are meat for us
Nope, chastity belt back on, along with full body armor, I didn't realize I was conversing with Cannibals.
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Media / Re: MG's Haltime Show Video
« on: May 04, 2010, 01:21:20 PM »i will defend any member of mafia, if others are breaking the rules. i would even defend your asses!
Oh my mistake, I was misled by the heading "*MAFIA* No Rules" , that must only be for BF1942. Although in my opinion, rules were made to be broken. And how sweet of you to defend all of our asses. *Sigh of relief* Now I can take off my chastity belt.