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Spam / Men are just happier people
« on: June 09, 2010, 11:11:03 AM »
NICKNAMES
ยท If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
ยท If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dickhead and Shit for Brains.
EATING OUT
ยท When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
ยท When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
ยท A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
ยท A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS
ยท A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
ยท The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
ยท A woman has the last word in any argument.
ยท Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
ยท A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
ยท A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
ยท A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
ยท A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
ยท A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
ยท A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
ยท A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
ยท A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
ยท Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
ยท Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
ยท Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
ยท A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
ยท If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
ยท If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dickhead and Shit for Brains.
EATING OUT
ยท When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
ยท When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
ยท A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
ยท A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS
ยท A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
ยท The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
ยท A woman has the last word in any argument.
ยท Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
ยท A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
ยท A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
ยท A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
ยท A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
ยท A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
ยท A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
ยท A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
ยท A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
ยท Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
ยท Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
ยท Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
ยท A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
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Media / Warning...... She may squirt.
« on: May 20, 2010, 10:45:42 AM »
lmao. The guy thought..... I think my head will fit in this one.
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General / Newbie here
« on: March 01, 2010, 01:25:36 PM »
Hi everyone, My name is Lu...I got bored with my real life, so I thought I'd give this a try.
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