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1981
Spam / Subject: International Directive 1942
« on: November 30, 2006, 06:06:44 PM »
The Germans want German to be the International language.
Brussels are saying that because English is spoken so widely, that English ought to be the new International language.
Brussels also say with so many 'silent' letters in words, and letters like 'ph' sounding the same as 'f', English should be made easier before being adopted as the International language.
A team of experts are looking at the changes that need making, and have drawn up a 5 year plan.
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
Disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united vold vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze Forst plas.
Brussels are saying that because English is spoken so widely, that English ought to be the new International language.
Brussels also say with so many 'silent' letters in words, and letters like 'ph' sounding the same as 'f', English should be made easier before being adopted as the International language.
A team of experts are looking at the changes that need making, and have drawn up a 5 year plan.
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
Disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united vold vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze Forst plas.
1982
Spam / Re: LONGEST THREAD EVER
« on: November 29, 2006, 02:56:32 PM »
Any score where you've died more than killed ain't really worth mentioning
1983
Media / -<MisfiT>- Meets Tha Soprano's
« on: November 29, 2006, 04:43:04 AM »
Good Job.
That Mad tv sketch is fuckin funny in your YouTube profile thing.
"How about some nice gabbagoo Tony?" lmao
That Mad tv sketch is fuckin funny in your YouTube profile thing.
"How about some nice gabbagoo Tony?" lmao
1984
Flame / Let the raceism begin! "Warning racial views"
« on: November 27, 2006, 09:45:50 AM »
Some old school views from Neil Diamond
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2C9oMmwl80
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2C9oMmwl80
1985
Media / Rare Rock n Roll shit
« on: November 25, 2006, 05:35:59 PM »
Check out my Pink Floyd interviews. If you've ever seen Spinal Tapp you now Know where it originates. Elliot, Chris and Blakjax I think you'll like them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1dmYUmRBzA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HteBBGzAVOs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMxYzHDNor8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQPP2bAxpEY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1dmYUmRBzA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HteBBGzAVOs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMxYzHDNor8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQPP2bAxpEY
1987
General / Who's Smartest
« on: November 24, 2006, 11:05:26 AM »
I was 104 but I ghessed most of the missing box ones
1988
Media / alice's restaurant,
« on: November 23, 2006, 11:44:37 PM »
Yeah their name is kinda misleading I used to think they were a heavy metal band or something before listening to them. They have a lot of mediocre tunes but a few cool ones like "Candyman" and "Jack Straw". They're an aquired taste.
1989
Media / alice's restaurant,
« on: November 23, 2006, 10:46:43 PM »
Gimme Jerry Garcia and the dead
1990
Media / LOL@ KRAMER!!!
« on: November 22, 2006, 06:23:39 PM »
I've supported Kramer from the first time I saw him on tv even my damn e-mail starts with Kramer
1991
Flame / MY STORY (AND UNBAN ME PLZ)
« on: November 21, 2006, 09:21:51 PM »
Bobby was talking shit for a while and I have to back pro, Bobby was asking for some comeback on the insults he was laying out for over 2 minutes while pro was counting calmly for all this time, more to the fact it was just funny seeing him dissapear after the count.
1992
General / Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« on: November 20, 2006, 08:02:30 PM »
That figures
1993
General / Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« on: November 20, 2006, 07:54:33 PM »
Yeah shes intimidating for someone that doesn't have one
1994
General / Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« on: November 20, 2006, 07:45:31 PM »
Err.... well that aint good. Maybe their worth punching if they talk shit like that
1995
General / Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« on: November 20, 2006, 07:27:20 PM »
My female relatives, ok. I'll ask them If they've been recently approached by a cock sucking desperate virgin whose desperate for any kind of intimacy.