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General / Re: Happy Birthday Balthazar
« on: July 17, 2016, 07:50:08 AM »
So few years lived, yet some many noobs raped. Happy Birthday King of pwned.
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News / Re: Please don't yawn in class
« on: July 01, 2016, 12:32:06 PM »I'm not saying your classes are boring Beatle but I thought you might find this amusing.I've got some "wood" that will hold that mouth open.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp8AzHIC0hM
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News / Re: Orlando
« on: June 23, 2016, 12:10:46 PM »If the alligator had been hungry they wouldn't of found a dead child. I blame Mickey Mouse.
I hear they are now serving Alligator Sandwiches.
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News / Re: Orlando
« on: June 15, 2016, 09:48:25 AM »
If they would have thrown the bodies in the swamp the alligator wouldn't of been hungry. You really have to know how to use your resources. 
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Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: March 23, 2016, 12:02:10 PM »
"4 Worms In Church"
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead
The second worm in cigarette smoke . . .Dead .
Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil . . .Alive …
So the Minister asked the congregation,
"What did you learn from this demonstration?"
Maxine, sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,
you won't have worms!"
That pretty much ended the service!
Four worms and a lesson to be learned!
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead
The second worm in cigarette smoke . . .Dead .
Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil . . .Alive …
So the Minister asked the congregation,
"What did you learn from this demonstration?"
Maxine, sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,
you won't have worms!"
That pretty much ended the service!
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Join / Re: 2015 Can I join mafia?
« on: February 17, 2016, 08:47:07 AM »If you don't know why you failed you never will. - rep.
Your neg rep message to me :
Dear user. Your karma was changed. You can see the log if follow this link:
http://www.mafiaowns.com/index.php?action=ownkarma;u=1657
The reason of changing was: F you for beg rep me! I am Mafia!!! 🤔😍😘
You absolutely are not Mafia until you are voted in and your lack of proof reading
or the basic command of the English language 
will hold you back in the 6th grade noob. Pretending to be a member is a big fat NO vote from me. You have failed the screening process and have no game whatsoever. You will never win any argument here, your intellect is in the pre-moron phase right now and you should pause to buy a vowel as you really have no clue what's going on. Perhaps you being a transgender has you confused a bit and you thought you'd try to wear pants for a start but trust me they only further confuse your Mom who is wondering what happened to her little Princess. The rules of being a man are clearly printed on the back of the Man card which you seem to be lacking and your crayon drawn forgery won't fool anyone. So do what you do best and bend over 
and take it like a man\woman. 
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Join / Re: 2015 Can I join mafia?
« on: February 16, 2016, 11:59:00 AM »once again your pathetic attempt at a response shows everyone you are retarded and shouldn't be on these forums. First off I haven't played Battlefield in well over 6-7 years, so how can everyone know "not good"? As far as me replying, I'm a member of this Clan and can respond to whatever thread I would like. Have a blessed day of sucking cocks and taking it in the ass!
If you don't know why you failed you never will. - rep.
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BF 1942 / Re: MAFIA back to BF42?
« on: December 10, 2015, 02:40:23 PM »Member who is more active than a head or an admin ?
Nuff said,
Sorry, your personal hobby of felching through a transparent crazy straw does not constitute clan activity.
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BF 1942 / Re: MAFIA back to BF42?
« on: December 10, 2015, 10:21:39 AM »Yeah man, I am still here. Where have you been? Wait ... Do you still play ? What's ur job in this clan ?Says the "member" who's only job here is the be the sounding board for insults.
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Media / Re: Is this guy hacking?
« on: November 16, 2015, 09:28:31 AM »Do you notice his humming at 15 seconds? I think he is humming star wars!No, that's the sound Proheli makes when he gives a hummer.
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BF 1942 / Re: MAFIA back to BF42?
« on: November 10, 2015, 12:57:39 PM »That's what Loop said.Must have used garble translate.
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Join / Re: Want to join MAFIA
« on: November 04, 2015, 02:34:57 PM »
I am getting my son into BF games so I say yes to handinmyass. Did I pronounce that correctly?
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News / Re: News Anchor Rage
« on: September 02, 2015, 06:42:05 AM »
He still remembers the Black Panther that almost ate him on his front porch.
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General / Re: Happy Birthday Outlaw
« on: September 01, 2015, 02:01:35 PM »
Running from child support payments most likely HB anyway