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Old picture is old bro...

i only wanted to see how things were going. i know being "friendly" won't change shit, but i'm fucking bored and need a good laugh.

what has everyone been up to lately? besides i look terrible with blonde hair, or ginger.

I'm guessing we wont have to deal with this kid much longer because it seems he is on the path to suicide.

And Tampax, don't do something boring like hanging yourself. Add some creativity to it... Try jumping off the roof of a popular super market with a thin wire around your neck and your hand super glued to your head. That way when the wire cuts your head off it will be glued to your hand! Genius...

Disclaimer: I in no way take responsibility for your actions after you or anyone else reads this post.

Sorry couldn't help my self to post. BUT LMFAO!!!

i would do this if i was suicidal. the image is fucking hilarious. 9/10 for just originality.

Also everyone is different on the internet. it's been noted that Hellraiser is a decent dude in real life. online he well, raises hell... so on the internet i'm the biggest emo faggot. i can't say much for my self in real life. cause well, no onehhear would beliveve. it.

so long. peace, fuck you moms/your uncles. especially your dead great grandmother.

Interesting... You speak to defend yourself by agreeing?

This is something I have never seen before. We must study this behavior.

I still find it incredibly amusing to read your comments. It's as if you are a product of your own destruction. You act like you don't care, but if that were the case you wouldn't come back and try to defend yourself. Personally, you look like a douche bag, but hey, who am I to judge? There is much more to life than trying to explain yourself to the rest of your little known world. So what, you are pathetic? Using your newly learned grammar here isn't getting you anywhere.

And by the way, I don't speak as if I claim to know any more than you do. I only speak on behalf of my own opinion. Take it as you will.

Defending my self by agreeing? no actually, i'm admitting i'm a failure, and thus if i know what i am no need to defend what is already true. you only Defend a lie. not what is true. i only comehere cuase i get a kick out of being trolled. don't ask me, you guys started this fetish 3 years ago. but in the end i started it by not reading the rule and putting a *MAFIA* tag beside my name. and thus chewing you guys all out for having been banned for 15 minutes. oh and saying stupid shit like "my computer is a modified Commodore 64) blah blah blah.

i'm only on this site right now becuase of the simple fact, i have nothing else better to do on my Spring Break. i would go on 4chan but tnothing new is going on. besiceds Japan boards. and i say Japan deserved it.



besides i like the abuse, i lov ethe attentino. i never get enough of it.

i mean on my free time (or freeish time) i modify Super Smash Bros Brawl (like that is a magnificent achievment) but i suck at it. i can barely make a character Hhave a bigger hit range.

all that said and done. rip me more ass holes. i'm desperate for the attention.


P.S

I AM A DOUCHE BAG!!! i dumped all my friends for 1 hip friend. those friends were bad asses with imagination. now i'm part of some boring lets get this new clothes line. blah blah blah. lets do druge. i'm tempted to take a serious drug. and really fuck my self over. but i'm a pussy. and i know it.

  Isn't your real name Ramone????

DID YOU FIND MY LOVELY BIT OF MAN MEAT!?!?!?!?!??!??!

if you did, than i congratulate you, and i'll be waiting at the next glory hole you'll be visiting.

The hormone shots have helped allot.     

Yeah they helped alot, and gave me a bigger penis. but i have a strange attraction to little boys, and singing now.

I will in a minute,

if i can get my phone to email me... or my service my be blocking me. i sold off my camera too.


EDIT

(fuck you and your double post rules)

oh AND F.Y.I: I do owe alot of my shit (not the above "true" story) to Hellraiser, when he was on a more force to be friendly forum. He suggested i change my outlook. Burn my Trench Coat. Get rid of the Glasses. dump all nerdy friends. get some hip friends that i've only got one of(who of which bore me, but if i need to be successful) he as well told me to get designer clothes (damn, i had to sell off all my rare Japanese models, and transformers) to buy a whole new wardrobe. and people aren't scared to talk to me.

so i better stop talking, the more i post about actuall successes. the more fake and gay it is.

yes, it was a Saturday night, i was with one of my best friends, Chris. we were being silly little nerds talking about girls and looking at Anime Porn (or hentai for you advanced few) so before i turned on my PSP "pocket sized penis" and was going to play pac a man. then this Beautiful Hunk of a Nigger man pops up in my friends room. of course i just thought it was a scary ass black man coming in to kill all white crackers. but no, he sounded like Micheal jackson, so i was not ready to jump out the window screaming "run bitch run"

So he sounded normal, and i showed no interest in him, until he sniffed my hair, i thought he was going to be repulsed because i haven't showered since 2007 (which it still stands today) and i got a boner of the gods, of course i showed repulsion, for my friend Chris thinks i am straight (and still trying to get his skinny ass) and so, pushed him off. it was around 11 o'clock, and i decided to go for a clock around the suburbia.

This man, Ramone followed me out, and we were just talking until i entered an empty part of the street. then he grabbed my shoulders and turned me around, he some how knew i had my pants unzipped, and just unbuttoned and started sucking away at my penis. it was the most awesome and vigorous feeling i have ever felt. he sucked so hard, it only took 10 whole minutes for me to cum. the cum was pouring outside of his nose...

So i offered to return the favor. and the Black Man's PENIS was so humongous i had to shove it down my throat. and it took him a mere 4 minutes to come, and the hot spunk went directly into my stomach, it felt like hot cocoa you drink when it's still hot. so he presumtiosly bends me over and pulls of my boxers (which were hello kitty boxers) and presumed to shove his Nuclear Missile in my ass without any lube except for the saliva and jizz. it took a few minutes for it to lube my man hole, but once it did, it was the best 5 minutes of gay man sex i have ever felt.

then after he came 4 times in my ass, and pulled out my ass was sore and pouring with jizz. i don't do anal, i don't want shit on my penis, and so we were done and went back to my friends house. and i never saw that lovely man meat ever again.

true story