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[*MAFIA* Kingpin]

DESTROYER GOT OWNED

[Destroyer3366]

I AM FUCKING SERIOUS WHY WOULD YOU THINK I AM NOT BECAUSE I AM I AM SERIOUS!!!

I am serious for fuck sake I am.

Edit: I said it, I meant it, I was and am serious about it, so get used to it Please.

Note: I am not stating a command, I am just stating that what i said i meant so trust me about it.

[*MAFIA* Meeester]

I AM FUCKING SERIOUS WHY WOULD YOU THINK I AM NOT BECAUSE I AM I AM SERIOUS!!!
I am serious for fuck sake I am.

I swear you dont even fuckign read posts entirely. I assume you're saying you're serious towards me. The only problem with that is I ASKED HELLRAISER if he was serious, not your stupid ass destroyer. Learn to read you illiterate nigger.

[*MAFIA* KaMiKaZe JaP]

Hellraiser for once I hope you're not trollin'.

Destroyer you need to read all the posts in the thread before you reply like Meeester said, cockmongering whore.

[Destroyer3366]

*tactical facepalm* I was implying i meant what i said not a reply to meester's post.

[Destroyer3366]

ok really those jokes aren't funny think up some real funny nonsense people.

Think like comedians you might say.

anyway i mise well make a joke while i am here
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Once there was a little cranky old man named Meester Roflcopter (not refering to meester just a name i thought worked)
He was sitting in his hole in the Vag he lived in his car parked beside, he was watching tv when the car's horn beep he wondered who it was, so he got up no one was there he grumbled an unintellegable sentence and went back in.  A few minutes later a Yellow banana dressed guy with a sandwitch as a head said "open your door I want to fuck your vag."
Meester yells "NO, GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN YOU DAMN KID.. he saw more and repeated GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN YOU DAMN KIDS!!" Meester then closed his door.

The first sandwitch banana guy changed his voice to a police captain "POLICE OPEN UP!"
Meester "No, I like it when you break the door down!"
So it breaks the door down.
Meester "You owe me a new door now!"
Meester gets out a chainsaw and cuts them up and serves them as banana splits at work the next day.
Meester got home to see a b-52 dropping c4 covered plastic toy soldiers all over, so he got out a cop car launcher, jumped in the gunner seat and started launching them, just then the b-52 came crashing down.
MEESTER YELLED "OH FUCK!!!!!!!!"

Then he got in a jeep it wouldn't turn on, he noticed he forgot to insert his dick and cum, so he did.

It then blew up because the b-52 blew up the c4, but suprizingly his dick was the only thing gone, and he flew through the air and hit a russian jet and he started screaming, then the russian pilot started screaming, then his gunner started screaming, and the pilot fumbled with his pistol and finally got a grip and shot Meester's head of.
Then everyone on Earth screamed, Then a Hippi said "Organic omnivore tree huggers get a whiff of this genuine whoop ass pot man."
Then the Earth Exploded.


THE END!!!!!!

[*MAFIA* Meeester]

God dammit you just get more retarded with each post.

You didn't imply shit; you must not understand what implications are. Dumbass.

[Head Hunter]

ok really those jokes aren't funny think up some real funny nonsense people.

Think like comedians you might say.

anyway i mise well make a joke while i am here
______________ ______________ ______________ ______________ ______________ ______

Once there was a little cranky old man named Meester Roflcopter (not refering to meester just a name i thought worked)
He was sitting in his hole in the Vag he lived in his car parked beside, he was watching tv when the car's horn beep he wondered who it was, so he got up no one was there he grumbled an unintellegable sentence and went back in.  A few minutes later a Yellow banana dressed guy with a sandwitch as a head said "open your door I want to fuck your vag."
Meester yells "NO, GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN YOU DAMN KID.. he saw more and repeated GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN YOU DAMN KIDS!!" Meester then closed his door.

The first sandwitch banana guy changed his voice to a police captain "POLICE OPEN UP!"
Meester "No, I like it when you break the door down!"
So it breaks the door down.
Meester "You owe me a new door now!"
Meester gets out a chainsaw and cuts them up and serves them as banana splits at work the next day.
Meester got home to see a b-52 dropping c4 covered plastic toy soldiers all over, so he got out a cop car launcher, jumped in the gunner seat and started launching them, just then the b-52 came crashing down.
MEESTER YELLED "OH FUCK!!!!!!!!"

Then he got in a jeep it wouldn't turn on, he noticed he forgot to insert his dick and cum, so he did.

It then blew up because the b-52 blew up the c4, but suprizingly his dick was the only thing gone, and he flew through the air and hit a russian jet and he started screaming, then the russian pilot started screaming, then his gunner started screaming, and the pilot fumbled with his pistol and finally got a grip and shot Meester's head of.
Then everyone on Earth screamed, Then a Hippi said "Organic omnivore tree huggers get a whiff of this genuine whoop ass pot man."
Then the Earth Exploded.


THE END!!!!!!

Think like a drugged up 13 year old is more like it. That is possibly the most retarded shit that has ever defiled these forums. You "mise well" smash your face on the keyboard the next time you make a post, that might actually make more sense than any of your thought out posts. Course your mommy might not like that, no keyboard smashing past 11.

[Destroyer3366]

he isn't serious you can't talk to a dead person on a melted phone

[*MAFIA* Manowar]

Admin, rename this crap spam and un-sticky it..

 Destroyer, You are a fucking lunatic.  Keep your crap out of our joke spam.

[*MAFIA* Meeester]

Admin, rename this crap spam and un-sticky it..

Asking for an Admin
Manowar is an Admin
 

Moved/merged a few destroyer topics but can't unsticky.

[*MAFIA* Meeester]

 

[*MAFIA* Manowar]

Destroyer is epically a stupid    .  

Look what I found In my in box from said Asshat: \/


meester hacked my account
« Sent to: *MAFIA* Manowar on: Today at 12:02:13 PM »
 
QuoteReplyRemo ve


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Meester hacked my account get it back for me OR DELETE IT BUT I WANT IT BACK NOW!

[Loaded]

Destroyer is epically a stupid    .   

In my in box:


meester hacked my account
« Sent to: *MAFIA* Manowar on: Today at 12:02:13 PM »
 
QuoteReplyRemo ve


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Meester hacked my account get it back for me OR DELETE IT BUT I WANT IT BACK NOW!

Lol what a asshat.

[*MAFIA* Kingpin]

ok really those jokes aren't funny think up some real funny nonsense people.

Think like comedians you might say.

anyway i mise well make a joke while i am here
______________ ______________ ______________ ______________ ______________ ______

Once there was a little cranky old man named Meester Roflcopter (not refering to meester just a name i thought worked)
He was sitting in his hole in the Vag he lived in his car parked beside, he was watching tv when the car's horn beep he wondered who it was, so he got up no one was there he grumbled an unintellegable sentence and went back in.  A few minutes later a Yellow banana dressed guy with a sandwitch as a head said "open your door I want to fuck your vag."
Meester yells "NO, GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN YOU DAMN KID.. he saw more and repeated GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN YOU DAMN KIDS!!" Meester then closed his door.

The first sandwitch banana guy changed his voice to a police captain "POLICE OPEN UP!"
Meester "No, I like it when you break the door down!"
So it breaks the door down.
Meester "You owe me a new door now!"
Meester gets out a chainsaw and cuts them up and serves them as banana splits at work the next day.
Meester got home to see a b-52 dropping c4 covered plastic toy soldiers all over, so he got out a cop car launcher, jumped in the gunner seat and started launching them, just then the b-52 came crashing down.
MEESTER YELLED "OH FUCK!!!!!!!!"

Then he got in a jeep it wouldn't turn on, he noticed he forgot to insert his dick and cum, so he did.

It then blew up because the b-52 blew up the c4, but suprizingly his dick was the only thing gone, and he flew through the air and hit a russian jet and he started screaming, then the russian pilot started screaming, then his gunner started screaming, and the pilot fumbled with his pistol and finally got a grip and shot Meester's head of.
Then everyone on Earth screamed, Then a Hippi said "Organic omnivore tree huggers get a whiff of this genuine whoop ass pot man."
Then the Earth Exploded.


THE END!!!!!!

omg

i laughed so hard

p.s

i like your new avatar destroyer

p.s you aint worth a fuck

you have a mental disability i think