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Graphics / Hot-graphics
« on: July 23, 2005, 05:35:30 PM »
and the avatar you made for phantom... wtf is that? It's a plain border, with a graphic off the internet, and text. LAAAAMEEEE
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Graphics / Hot-graphics
« on: July 23, 2005, 05:32:58 PM »
ok dude... the hot graphics logo, sucks balls. And you were saying my sig sucked ass?
633
General / Sex Battle
« on: July 23, 2005, 05:21:49 PM »
how come speedO isn't up there. That sexy gay mexican with that tight ass, oooh, I could chomp on his ass all night!
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General / SWIFTYS NEW PC ZOMG
« on: July 23, 2005, 05:14:43 PM »
Swifty.... you fag... you wrecked... my fucking... LCD... screen... on... my... laptop... Now I have this huge white splash spot on the middle of my screen and it won't come off. It dried into this crusty white salt that tastes pretty damn sour. So yeah, my screens wrecked.
****that's why you warned me on Vent isn't it****
****that's why you warned me on Vent isn't it****
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Flame / whywhywhy?
« on: July 23, 2005, 05:09:21 PM »Quote from: Crumpet
iceman plaease say you made that sig... phantom can do better than that pile of crap
ok dude... it kicks waaaay more ass than any of your sigs where you copy 9/10 of the images anyway, instead of mine where I made it all from scratch. I didn't search the internet, or use flamingtext.co m like you... so stfu.
**someone make this post a sticky**
50 Reasons To Hate Crump3t
1. Your balls need to drop.
2. You have I high annoying voice.
3. Your mom called and you forgot to call your boy friend last night.
4. Your balls need to drop.
5. Would you like a bagel or a muffin?
6. Nobody likes you.
7. Your balls need to drop.
8. You really suck at playing BF1942.
9. You really suck at life in general.
10. You really suck at your boy friends cock.
11. There's some splooge on your cheek man.
12. Your sigs gay, who the fuck likes anime?
13. Anime = Geek you fucking Runescape geek fag.
14. -=TT=- was for ages 12 and under.
15. That's why you fit in perfectly.
16. That's why you made the group too.
17. Cause nobody liked you.
18. Your balls need to drop.
19. You scream a lot.
20. You scream like a little girl.
21. Your boy friend was with my brother last night.
22. That sick fuck.
23. Your bf turned my bro gay.
24. Your balls need to drop.
25. WTF type of name is Crump3t?
26. WTF is a Crump3t?
27. Are you a guy or a girl?
28. We are all still wondering.
29. I'm thinking somewhere inbetween.
30. Your balls need to drop.
31. Your gay.
32. I hear you got turned down from DOA
33. Your a fag.
34. That's hard to do.
35. Your balls need to drop.
36. Your testicles need to drop.
37. DOA accepts total noobs who've never played before.
38. You must not even own the game.
39. Why do you stay online?
40. Your gay.
41. You suck at graphics.
42. You suck at Battlefield.
43. You suck at your english accent.
44. You suck your boyfriends cock.
45. You RULE at getting owned!
46. Pwned!
47. Pooned!
48. You can't get no poontang.
49. Your balls need to drop.
50. Crump3t sounds like a sex toy for a dude.
636
Flame / whywhywhy?
« on: July 23, 2005, 04:57:41 PM »Quote from: *MAFIA* Swifty
Im always on vent when im playing so was probably an impersonator.. .
haha, I pwn him 1 day before I'm mafian and he goes crazy bitch on me... And btw Swifty, we pwn eachother, it's usually 1 per 1 on the kills and deaths.
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BF 1942 / ingame explosion shots --- rahl got a sick one!!!
« on: July 23, 2005, 04:52:31 PM »
balth wasn't actually getting owned. I had like 1/5 of his deaths. He spawned at F1 and just let us kill him so he'd max out at 255, it was hilarious. Then we had a finale blast that blew him into the sky.
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General / Sex Battle
« on: July 23, 2005, 04:33:52 AM »Quote from: *MAFIA* Rahl
So it comes to this....Pity votes. *sigh* I guess I'll take what I can get.
haha, well when i heard that missa ranks higher than me, and there are 5 other guys, I was hurt. None-the-less, my undieing love for you still can't resist that hotness.
:blowjob: :5578: :iconsex-f :dupa: :bananasex :blowjob2: ---I OD'd on the smileys---
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Graphics / Hot-graphics
« on: July 23, 2005, 04:29:34 AM »Quote from: Crumpet
oh yeah im sorry phantom. i forgot all about it.. i will post it in in about 10 mins.. im working on it
EDIT: i have done your avatar.. its in the pickups section on the HOT GRAPHICS forum
hot graphics forum
they sigs look sweet, but CRUMPET... the girl isn't real, she will not have sex with you... and the little disc tray, is not her vagina, it's a CD drive.
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BF 1942 / ingame explosion shots --- rahl got a sick one!!!
« on: July 23, 2005, 03:56:49 AM »
here's some more... there's the "little b17 that could", "DOA Balthazar being blown up".
theres others, but I dunno if I can post em...
theres others, but I dunno if I can post em...
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General / Sex Battle
« on: July 22, 2005, 10:17:09 PM »Quote from: *MAFIA* Rahl
I'm a little hurt to find out I was random. . .I guess you didn't like those pictures of me in the towel Phantom. Guess you'll just have to go back to donkey porn for your kicks.
haha, you still had no votes for when I looked, so I gave you a pity vote. (I mean that in the best way possible you sexy ass). :blowjob:
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Flame / insane.. what a noob
« on: July 22, 2005, 10:13:32 PM »Quote from: blacksheep1
insane.. i saw on a flame post that you think DOA takes everyone and doesnt kick anyone. Well you are half right... we do take alot, however, we do kick alot too.
i lmao to this quote you made..
"We want people who are cool, fun people to play and hang out with. I could care less if we have 10 people in the clan, as long as we are having fun."
maybe that is why alot of mafia ppl play on our server so much. you should learn how to better control those ppl who are a pain. Teach them to be better players and maybe they will be fun to have as members. If you want a small clan... that is your choice. I guess when you mention DOA in your other threads then we can consider ourselves a good clan because you rarely mention other clans in your threads.
I think the difference between Mafia and DOA is this...
1. We try to treat everyone as equals.
2. We try to encourage everyone to be better players.
3. We try not to have attitudes, however, if a DOA person needs an ajsutment.. they will get it.
4. We have alot of loyal players and we ban very few...
So.. please keep on refering to the DOA team...
we are glad we can make a difference....
Please turn your cells phones during the movie...
haha, we play on your server, when we want just pure ownage and to piss some people off by constantly going for them. I'm not saying ALL, but a MAJORITY of your server is a bunch of noobs (unlike in4n3), who cry like little bitches when you kill them, and it's pure entertainment. Our server has a large amount of loyal players too, not just Mafia. There's usually 2-5 Mafian's on, 15 regulars, and 2-3 noobies.
You treat everyone as equals... but encourage everyone to get better? The Mafia server has that too, but tough love way. We own the shit out of everyone, not usually saying anything to them ingame, and they get pissed off themselves, we don't make them mad, they make themselves mad. We don't even treat them badly that often, we just own them to their breaking point.
Also the better you get on the Mafia server, the more respect you seem to get. If everyone is equal on your server, then what's the motivation? That's probably why there aren't very many great players on DOA's members list.
DOA comes into the mafia server, and we all own the best players of DOA. We go on to their server and own the best players of DOA. WE SERIOUSLY, don't treat anyone that bad, it's just we own peopel too much and you get pissed off like all the noobs too.
How do we not teach the noobies to be better players? I got better because Missa wouldn't stop owning me 24/7, and she wasn't even going for just me. If we don't kill them as much without trying, then they have no competition and nothing to learn from... SO, we are actually teaching them more than you.
And what are we turning are cell phones to? You didn't say off or on.
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BF 1942 / What no 1.6 will do to a man...
« on: July 22, 2005, 10:01:16 PM »
yeah rahl and I are always on at that time.
Sorry I wasn't on yesterday Rahl, and maybe today even, my internets fucked with insane pings and shit and comcast is coming tomarrow so I'll definatly be on tomarrow.
Sorry I wasn't on yesterday Rahl, and maybe today even, my internets fucked with insane pings and shit and comcast is coming tomarrow so I'll definatly be on tomarrow.
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BF 1942 / ingame explosion shots --- rahl got a sick one!!!
« on: July 22, 2005, 09:57:12 PM »
I made the contrast higher, and outlined the lettering, and did some burning on some shit. It turned out looking better, tell me if this works. I just want something blue for my sig.
---if it's not up now, it'll be up tomarrow. My internet got fucked for the last 2 days (and all last week its been off an on). It just turned on and i'm having ping spikes from 81 - 19961... It'll be fixed tomarrow by the god damn motherfucking non-english speaking taiwanese nationalist anti-mao bastard who couldn't fix it cause "I'm a minor" today.
---if it's not up now, it'll be up tomarrow. My internet got fucked for the last 2 days (and all last week its been off an on). It just turned on and i'm having ping spikes from 81 - 19961... It'll be fixed tomarrow by the god damn motherfucking non-english speaking taiwanese nationalist anti-mao bastard who couldn't fix it cause "I'm a minor" today.
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BF 1942 / What no 1.6 will do to a man...
« on: July 21, 2005, 03:39:06 AM »
indeed it was. This'll go down as the July 22nd Knife Fight Massacre.
nice screen man... mine sucked
nice screen man... mine sucked