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Spam / jokes
« on: July 06, 2006, 09:54:57 PM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Kingpin
Ok im posting to see who can find, or knows the best joked. Post away!




 Q. What do you call the sweat produced when two rednecks are having sex?
A. Relative humidity.
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Question: What does a redneck chick say after sex?

    Answer: Get off me daddy, your crushing my smokes!
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Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"

The driver says, "Bout what?"
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You might be a redneck if ...
Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

Your baby's favorite teething ring is the garden hose in the yard.

Your coat-of-arms features kudzu.


Q: What are a redneck's last words before dying?

A: "Hey ya'll, watch this!"

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Spam / YO
« on: July 02, 2006, 07:25:21 PM »
Hi all sorry for bringing back an old thread but what im saying is basically the same thing, just an update so it really would be spamming to start a new one all over again:p   Im actually in Louiville, Kentuky cuz my uncle and aunt had business, we went fuckin bunji jumping yesterday(most intense thing I've ever done, im not gonna lie I was scared outta my pants at the top but once I finally jumped it was amazing, you guys will have to experience it for yourselves.  BTW I found out that I wasn't being paid $8.50 an hour, im being paid by the job, which isn't exactly bad, I get paid $30 a row(pruning apple trees) and $50 for about 50 bails of hay I have to load onto the barn, there's a little elevator that takes you up, still gets hard after 3 hours, whew!  Im on a laptop in a hotel, bored outta my tits so im just saying holla to all you niggers out there :D

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News / New registered member yay!
« on: June 21, 2006, 09:25:15 PM »
Quote from: socrry
i got ragged on for other stuff for no reason, both mallander and multilke said they were leaving and u guys accept them more than me

Well soccry, you're all right.  I don't get accepted much here but that all right because I know who I am and some people are going to like that and some people won't, that's life.  Well, my plane to ohio leaves at 7:30 tomorrow morning, (going to be a farmer this summer, yay!) so I hope you all live long and prosperous lives:D

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Help / Split ends?
« on: June 20, 2006, 08:56:59 PM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* KrautKiller
Ive looked all over google, and I havent found a shampoo or conditioner that can help repair and prevent split ends.  Anyone know?  Also I just bought dove therapy shampoo/conditioner and it does not work..
O christ lol you came to the right forum for that question.  Pantene Pro-V works pretty well for me, as does Garneir(think thats how you spell it) fortifying shampoo is a favorite, herbal essences works well but has too much perfume for my taste.  If you have long hair brush it while its drying to keep it straight, don't blow dry, I used to do it but it dries out your hair and makes it so that it gets staticy easily.  Also, try to air-dry it as much as possible, don't rub your towel around it too much.  I don't know how you do yours but I like to brush my hair in the shower(I also like to brush my teeth in there, amongst other things) especially after you rinse it, so that you don't get dandruff.  If you get the two-in-one shampoo and conditioner, which is more convienant, that works well too.  I am not kidding--have any other questions send me a PM.   No, I'm not gay, I just take good care of my hair:D
 As long as you keep it clean (I do) most women don't mind, plus from my experience a lot of girls like to be able to run their hands through it... Only problem is they will eventually ask you if they can straighten it or curl it.....

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Media / Re: Leprechauns!
« on: June 20, 2006, 05:47:15 PM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead
Well me and all my hick buddies like killing mexicans to.

Ahhh, sometimes it feels so good to be white:D

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Spam / Spam at its finest
« on: June 20, 2006, 02:44:33 PM »
Well pretty much everyone on this forum knows what I look like, but if you feel you just can't get enough of the sexy hippie then go to the link on the bottom and click on pics to see some more of my hippie ass if ya wanna lol:D

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News / New registered member yay!
« on: June 19, 2006, 03:33:02 PM »
well im at a friends house right now, hes about to buy a 16th of nugs, just got some blunt raps, so yea im sure you all care lol

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Help / Privacy Laws?
« on: June 19, 2006, 09:21:04 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* --
I'm already in good shape,thats not an issue. And its not just him, its a whole posse of border jumpers that i would be up aginst if I took that route.
They are taking Leagle action aginst me Because of my dog, saying it was un-provoked when I know good and well that they kick the fence poke sticks through the fence and so on.
I am going today to buy another security camera to put on the fence line so I can catch them in action. After that I will have all the proof I need to Get their case thrown out of court.

Well, with all this talk about buying a security camera, there's also been some talk about buying some drugs to plant in his house, make sure you don't spend TOO much money or anything... How much is he sueing you for?

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News / New registered member yay!
« on: June 19, 2006, 12:26:47 AM »
thats my kind of homie, yo kraut, you got his cell # or something? lol I could always use another hook-up number:D

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General / 1st Place WOOT!
« on: June 18, 2006, 07:13:10 PM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller
funny thing is, i like him alot more than you, so shutup. You're in no position to make fun of people, especially when you did the exact same thing when you made a thread saying that you're leaving and that you're not going to post anymore. Shutup hypocrite.
yah i know i mentioned it.  check out the thread that mallander made. I just can't stand people that make fun of others just to take the heat off themselves.

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General / Happy Fathers Day
« on: June 18, 2006, 06:48:04 PM »
well i just want to wish happy fathers day to everyone, especially my daddy balthy!:D

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Help / Privacy Laws?
« on: June 18, 2006, 05:18:42 PM »
Quote from: GWAR 3:16
Nothing settles problems with neighbors like physical violence.  He's wearing a muscle shirt, but in this case it just highlights his lack of muscle.  So grab a bat and beat him till his eyes roll back and he shits himself.
Now now.... Violence is NOT the answer:(  Misfit, you said you smoke weed occasionally, if I were you I would try to be nice to him, then get him so high he won't even remember:D
(BWT Misfit, why were you panting so much?  He isn't THAT good looking lol.

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Spam / Pretty Fucking Good Advice From LAAZ
« on: June 18, 2006, 03:48:30 PM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Elliott Smith
People come to my cock for the mountainous vistas and the largest man-made waterfall in the world.
how poetic, you make it so I can almost vision your little peanut lol +rep

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General / 1st Place WOOT!
« on: June 18, 2006, 12:54:11 PM »
Quote from: mallander
Nice first post.

Wrong section
Wrong thread
Wrong place to spam.
Wow you're like one of those whiny kids at my school who everybody picks on, then goes around and picks on the first person he can find who he thinks is lower on the food chain than him. Just how insecure are you? Its not my place to reprimand people but I can't stand people who suck up then treat everybody else like crap. Screw it from now on I'm going to pretend your posts don't exist, because that's pretty pathetic coming from you especially after just yesterday, when you cried like a baby then had to wait for Mafia to wipe your tears away. I tend to be a pretty mellow person and don't like to be mean, sorry but I can't stand people like you.

Just to stay on topic congrats to party for winning first place.
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BF 1942 / Why?
« on: June 18, 2006, 12:17:36 PM »
Quote from: Twisted
hahaah i laughed for ever i dont know why. +Rep Biotch

 huffing is not funny its a very dangerous thing to do, I know someone who died from it.  From the way he types he must have been high on SOMETHING though.

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