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You know they're not going to unban you. Just whining and whining and begging them to unban you probably isn't going to make them want to remove that ban.

However, I tell you what. Why don't you donate $200 or more to my clan, [DOA], and I'll have a talk with *MAFIA*. However, for this fee, I can not guarantee anything. There might also be a MAFIA service fee that they might want you to pay for unbanning you. Things can get complicated.

You're mean to me now so I have to be mean back....... .

Dude. I am never mean to anybody. Ok, that is a lie. I am mean to everybody equally. But that isn't the point. The point is that, in regards to DOA, I had nothing to do with you being thrown out. I quote the conversation between me and blacksheep:

Blacksheep: Havok posted porn on the forums.
Me: Oh?
Blacksheep: Yeah.
Me: Ok. Well, ban him like we'd ban everybody else. And take away his leather underware.

PS: You know I could legally sue you for doing that to my copyrighted logo? That logo is actually copyrighted. It isn't even a clan logo f.y.i. - it is the logo to my game I'm (still) working on. I suggest you remove it. Have a nice day.
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Programmer, stop being a hypocrite.

I'll give you a chocolate if you know what that word means.

Programmer, you're not allowed to talk to us, blacksheep will rape you in the ass with no lube for this!  Quck, run away!

I wasen't even talking to any of you (unlike now). I was busy trying to insult the original poster in this thread.

Programmer, if DOA is so nice and friendly, then why do you have your forums blocked from non-members, and all the channels in your ventrilo passworded, not to mention I'm still banned for playing Why Can't We Be Friends.  I mean, getting banned for wanting to be friends, that's really gay dude.

Um. Lets see. Tough question. Ok. I think I got it...

...I hardly run DOA anymore. I'm like a figurehead that gets to romp around being all important. If I were to actually care how the clan is run, we'd probably have all that which you listed AND death-hungry guard dogs (the kind that you could fire a cannon at and it would still keep coming right after you kind-of-dog).

Programmer, if you have good answers, my uber-admin abilities won't ban your ass.

You know, it really wouldn't bother me even if you were to go right ahead and stick those uber-admin abilities right up your ass. And when I mean stick, I actually mean a nice vigorous and powerful eye-popping shove. Kind of a move-it-around-using-your-fingers-so-you-get-it-up-there-nice-and-tight shove.

What is wrong with you, anyway?

Look. I was just wondering around your forums like I generally never do but I am doing for some reason I am not too sure of...

Anyway. Before any of you guys really start to try and hit on Susie, you greasy slimeballs you, I would just like to point out that Susie is a dude who likes to pretend to be a girl On The Internets! Am I getting through to any of you?

I'll say it slower. Susie is a guy. His name is Tom. Yeah.

I know this because when he first registered as Tomdj on our forums, he submitted his application (as a guy) and even talked with a few of our members late at night on our vent server. These guys confirmed that "Tomdj" sounded like a guy.

Then one day Tomdj, I'm assuming, woke up to find that his penis had fallen off so he decided to become a she. He requested DOA administration to change his name to [DOA] Susie. We did and that officially turned a guy into a bonified girl. Since then, he had never ever said a single word in vent.

Now, I don't care why he did this I just know it is really god damn fucking funny.

Ok, I'm going to log off these forums now because that greasy monkey smell is starting to stick to my clothing.

Right. I was just looking over the applications section of our forum and found several spam posts made by these two posters who have these IPs:

151.198.145.8
24.230.52.5

Why am I posting here? Well, lets just say that MAFIA is just about the only clan I can think of that would have people that would waste their time with stupid crap like that.

So, if my assumption is correct, you guys should be able to tell me who those people are according to their IP. I doubt they would have known how to use a proxy so if it is anybody, it should come up with their account name.


For those of you that know me should know by now that I am the most easy-going person in DOA as far as administration is concerned. But god damn guys - if one of you here really did make those posts...get a fucking job and stay the fuck off our forums. Took me less than 3 seconds to delete all that crap that probably took you quite a nice chunk of time.


Fuck you gently,
-- P1

I am posting here to let you guys know that, for those MAFIA members that visit our forums, I have resumed your Member Plus permission mask...

...for only a select few of you. The rest of you are just going to have to wait longer.

You can edit the resources in it and it should change its signature enough to thow off norton. But you wouldn't know how to do this...so nevermind.

lol, doess it really matter who he hates? This is the internet lol..

There is a real person sitting at the other end, you know. This is why I try everything in my power to try and make them feel terrible about themselves.