This shit is hilarious, this guy sneeks out for a cigarette and ends up stuck in an elevator for 2 days If you read the full artical its even funnier:
"After a time, he pressed the emergency button, setting off an alarm bell, mounted on the roof of the elevator car, but he could tell that its range was limited. Still, he rang it a few more times and eventually pulled the button out, so that the alarm was continuous.
He began hearing unlikely oscillations in the ringing: aural hallucinations
. Before long, he began to contemplate death. When he got out he was so annoyed he never returned to work. He has lost his job, his contacts with his co workers and his apartment. He is unemployed but trying to look for work. It completely fucked up his life. It's amazing what 41 hours stuck in a lift can do to your life" LMFAO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8