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General / Funny Story
« on: July 20, 2008, 12:43:25 PM »
I went to a party at my friend Rob's house last night and met up with some old high school buddies. One of them Ollie who's a grease monkey in Wakefield now was telling me about one of his co-workers last weekend. His girlfriend went away for the weekend so he decided to drop loads of acid subsiquently wrecking the flat. She came back to find him hiding behind the couch whimpering and claiming lepricauns were after him. She could tell what he was on straight away and instead of losing it she went out the back for a cig. This is where she heard something banging on the inside of the shed. She asked him what was in there and he says he locked one of the lepracauns in there. At this point she starts to think maybe theres some truth in his ramblings and opens the shed. ROFL this poor pissed off midget guy comes out and calls the police. Apparently he'd been walking home from work and got attacked and locked in the shed. He'd been in there for over a day and ollies friend has now been charged with Assault and Kidnapping.
Ollie seemed just as nuts. We watched Jackass last night and he grabs a candle and poors hot wax down his jeans on his penis saying they never did that did they. Whats worse he ends up getting his girlfriend to poor hotwax down his buttcrack infront of a room full of people. The night was full of lolz. Hopefully I'll get some pics to post soon.

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Media / Japanese Karioke
« on: July 06, 2008, 06:42:13 AM »
I went to one of those Japanese Karioke bars last night for my friends birthday it was freaking hilarious. You get your own private room and servant, there must have been about 30 of us completely wasted. My Grandpa used to call them those cunning little yellow men and they run around so fast its just funny as hell. We were two floors up so If you ordered a drink the servant guy woud go "AI!!!" then bow and run down two flights of stairs and back up again with the drinks in 2 minutes it was ridiculous. So of course we had to take the piss and had him running up and down stairs all night till he was dying of exhaustion. I sang the Ken bit from that Barbie girl song: "come on Barbie lets go party", Enter Sandman by Metallica and some other shit but there were two Mic's so you didn't feel a complete ass singing by yourself. Unfortuately we can't go back because someone broke a mic and the owner tried to fleece us for £100. We said fuck that shit and my friend told the owner to "suck his cock" over the PA which was extremely LOLZY but probably not very wise as the rest of the staff appeared like hongkong triads bursting through doors. They eventually let us leave the building after someone left some phony contact details but the mic wasn't worth neally that much anyway, it was this cheap plastic piece of shit. I'll post some pics later thats why I put this in the media section. If you've never been before I seriously recommend it but get very drunk first.  :D











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News / Awesome film Site
« on: July 02, 2008, 03:35:39 PM »
I understand the rules about Illegal stuff but the secrets forums won't let me post and I'm not sure how long this sites gonna be up for. Anyway I put it in the members section and I don't see how what they do has any reflection on we do.

www.66stage.co m


Allot are dvd quality, hardy many handcam efforts. I've watched a shit load and always been satisfied. You may need to download Veoh tv for some which is ad free and free to use. I would recommend using Firefox when your streaming videos.


I'm now watching: No Country For Old Men(excellent film):

http://www.66stage.com/movies.php?pl=div&url=http://vreel-319.vo.llnwd.net/d1/5614nocountryfor-xvid.avi

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General / Damn Store Security
« on: June 30, 2008, 08:27:08 AM »
This is stupid. I bought this bottle of wine last week and got it home and opened it and it had gone off and tasted like vinegar probably cos it had one of those old ass wooden corks so I spat it out. So I took it back to exchange it today and this dipshit clerk says you can't exchange it cos I opened it and theres a bit missing. I said well duh how could I tell If it was bad If I hadn't opened it and tasted it? I even had the receipt but anyway he keeps saying its against store policy. I normally wouldn't care but it cost £7.40 = $14.80 I didn't even raise my voice but we kept arguing and this idiot presses the panic button thing and I get surrounded by the damn store security. I'm like wtf? and there like sir can you either stop making a scene or we're gonna have to ask you to leave the store. Eventally the manager turns up and says ok swap it for another. But as far as I know they could all be bad so I said no I want my money back I'm not gonna go home again to find out another ones gone off. So the manager says no we can't refund the money thats against store policy at this point I'm about to pop a vein plus I've got a taxi outside on the clock. Eventually he agrees to a trade off of £7.40 in beer instead. Whats embarassing is the store front was all glass and I get back in the taxi to find the cabbie in hysterics and unable to drive cos he's laughing so hard. Apparently the security guard behind me had his damn night stick out and was ready to bash me on the back of the head. The taxi driver said he'd bought a bottle of wine there a month earlier and the top broke off and cut his arm open. Then when he tried to return it they said but wheres the wine? He said where do you think all over my living room carpet and they refused to exchange it. I'm never ever fucking going back there again what a bunch of assholes. 

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Media / Biffy Clyro
« on: June 28, 2008, 05:53:55 PM »
Awesome band, Scottish and playing alot of festivals this summer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR4U8MzuQtk

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Media / Biker to Ragdoll in 2 secs
« on: June 27, 2008, 05:45:09 AM »
Holy crap, can you believe this guy is actually still moving. This why I never ride motorcycles cos of idiots like this guy who blatently runs a red light:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tMUTUc5qzaA&feature=related
Waning contains graphic crash scene

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Help / Ventrilo Music Bot
« on: June 23, 2008, 04:50:47 AM »
Pinky was asking last night how to make a Ventrilo music Bot. Its totally free, legal and this is how:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wssiWIIvRWI
(open your bot first then your MAFIA name second or you'll get the duplicate IP error message)

Thanks Prodigy for the link.

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Media / Hellraiser on Weakest Link
« on: June 12, 2008, 07:44:29 AM »
LOL is this Hellraiser presenting the Weakest Link?  :D

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mU5y-sYqrVs&feature=related

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Media / Tattoos don't make you hard oviously
« on: June 10, 2008, 06:59:12 PM »
Ouch, that had to hurt. This is what happens I ghess when you pretend your a bad ass and someone else knows the score. Anyone that admits to stabbing someone 4 times in the neck has no sympathy with me anyway.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JgAgifClrt8

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Media / Awesome Harmonies
« on: June 09, 2008, 08:24:11 AM »
This is amazing seeing its live. I think Crosby dropped something naughty before and during the set however LOL:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LPvOTVVbMko&feature=related

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General / Religious Debate
« on: May 27, 2008, 08:35:52 AM »
We haven't had a good debate for a while and we all have a right for free speech right? so no subject should be outlawed....

OK it got me thinking the other day, when Manowar said I was going to "hell" for saying if I had a Jesus action figure I'd use it as a voodoo doll and tickle christs ass. So I watched some videos on youtube of the Westboro baptist church.
I hope this doesn't upset people but as an athiest I can't understand why is this belief in "God" stuff still being preached and believed by everyone in this day an age, when we know what the Earth is, planets are and the universe consists of. What is a "God" and what does it do? Has any1 in the history of human existance seen a "God" or something it's done? If so what was it and how did they know a "God" did it? Also Did "God tell people to call him "God" or is that just made up?
As a non-religious person sitting back and observing this wierd praying to something stuff while attacking people, recruiting people and enfusing them with self righteousness all from ideas.... get this, in stories written down by arabs 1000's of years ago, seems to me most of the world has gone mad. Also crystal clear that Religion seems to be undeniably the underlining cause of pretty much all segregation and conflict in the history of the earth.
It makes me frustrated when people keep banging on about this stuff. I mean I believed in santa up to about the age of 5 but I learnt in science class reindeers can't fly. However this stuff has been going on for a few thousand years now its getting obsurd. Its like institutionali sed brainwashing and legal on a global scale passed on through families when children are at a young age and they pass it on to their children.
No wonder people have the capacity to cut off other peoples heads and blow themselves up when they so easily devote their lifes to something that has never had any evidence to suggest it ever existed. Religious people scare me sometimes they choose to take the word of others as law, rather than use their own eyes an ears.

Well thats my opinion, shooot!

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BF 1942 / OWNED!
« on: May 08, 2008, 09:17:54 AM »
Blackout and me on the Soldiers of Legend server today. Twas fun!
Alot of the maps are ridiculously overmodded though. Stalingrad has B17's LOL.
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/legend.jpg

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Media / Stuck in an Elevator
« on: April 24, 2008, 05:22:43 AM »
This shit is hilarious, this guy sneeks out for a cigarette and ends up stuck in an elevator for 2 days If you read the full artical its even funnier:

"After a time, he pressed the emergency button, setting off an alarm bell, mounted on the roof of the elevator car, but he could tell that its range was limited. Still, he rang it a few more times and eventually pulled the button out, so that the alarm was continuous.
He began hearing unlikely oscillations in the ringing: aural hallucinations . Before long, he began to contemplate death. When he got out he was so annoyed he never returned to work. He has lost his job, his contacts with his co workers and his apartment. He is unemployed but trying to look for work. It completely fucked up his life. It's amazing what 41 hours stuck in a lift can do to your life" LMFAO

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_bMhNI_TY8

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Help / Ventrilo Help Please
« on: April 21, 2008, 11:01:15 PM »
I think I've got hacked or something but when I try to open Ventrilo it stays minimized in the menu bar so I can't even press the connect button. If I click on it it just shoots off to the left and returns. I completely uninstalled it and deleted all the files and re-installed it but it does the same thing. I haven't a clue what to do, any ideas will be much appreciated.  :(

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Media / The Turkey Guillotine
« on: April 04, 2008, 09:54:31 PM »
When you've got too much time on your hands you invent a super arrow. The Turkey Guillotine lol :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IybwCZPZImk

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