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76
Media / That Wedding
« on: November 05, 2008, 06:05:55 AM »
Some pics from last weekend in Lancashire at the guys wedding from the stag party I posted before:
Max and Dee
G+T fuckers!!!
Amy,Phoebe,Marianne,Lou
Jamie, some dude, check the ear radar
Chris, sam looks like the docter from voyager
Daisy,Sarah, the spanish twosome
Dave, me , Lou, 25 Techilas please
Daves ear turned into a techilla dispensary
Ed, Phobe
Heather thats not ladylike but Noone noticed
Jamie, Chris
Joe, fuck off seats taken
Dizzy
Dave the sly dog
Hmmmm
Matt, Dave, Socco, Will
Ollie letting one loose
Phoebe, Amy, Dee, Marianne
Phoebe, Louise, Amy
Nice looking cheese
You don't mind If I get in this photo while I just roll a cheeky little smoke?
Rob, Daisy
Shots
Sarah getting groped by a 15yr old kid from Blackpool maybe Blackout ha ha
blah blah blah gossip this and that ect
Tom, cat, Andy
Wills new handle bar mustache
Will, Marianne, Rosemary, Heather
Max and Dee
G+T fuckers!!!
Amy,Phoebe,Marianne,LouJamie, some dude, check the ear radar
Chris, sam looks like the docter from voyager
Daisy,Sarah, the spanish twosome
Dave, me , Lou, 25 Techilas please
Daves ear turned into a techilla dispensary
Ed, Phobe
Heather thats not ladylike but Noone noticed
Jamie, Chris
Joe, fuck off seats taken
Dizzy
Dave the sly dog
Hmmmm
Matt, Dave, Socco, Will
Ollie letting one loose
Phoebe, Amy, Dee, Marianne
Phoebe, Louise, Amy
Nice looking cheese
You don't mind If I get in this photo while I just roll a cheeky little smoke?
Rob, Daisy
Shots
Sarah getting groped by a 15yr old kid from Blackpool maybe Blackout ha ha
blah blah blah gossip this and that ect
Tom, cat, Andy
Wills new handle bar mustache
Will, Marianne, Rosemary, Heather
77
General / ReLoaded's typo
« on: October 23, 2008, 10:01:59 PM »Simple as this... 2 Bulls in the barn will NEVER give you a Hefer (or is it heifer), 2 Hefers in the barn (well you get the point)... In short, no more cows. <<< Even the simplest person reading this tobic can understand that."tobic" is not a word, I think you mean "TOPIC" lol two cows certainly don''t make a calf.
78
Media / Baddass Bass!!!
« on: October 22, 2008, 06:42:11 AM »
DJ RED ENTA DA DRAGON (TEKKEN 3 MIX)
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LnCH7T3uWhA
kicks in at 1.31mins worth waiting for, test those speakers. Makes me wanna steal nextdoors car and drive it into a lampost.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LnCH7T3uWhA
kicks in at 1.31mins worth waiting for, test those speakers. Makes me wanna steal nextdoors car and drive it into a lampost.
79
Media / Amsterdam 2008 Stag Party
« on: October 14, 2008, 06:40:02 PM »
Heres a few photos over the weekend for my friend Max's stag party(sorry theres no tits):
Heres Max, the groom, one of my best friends since I was 13 and singer of my old band getting married to Diane on the 1st of November:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/Maxs-shirt.jpg
Heres his brothers Adam and Ian Wholstenholme:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/Maxsbros-canal.jpg
Group shot walking to the boat hire place:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/group-walk-path.jpg
Heres our hostel 'The Flying Pig' with Tom, total hippy commune. They have beers in vending machines so you can get wasted 24/7. There were people from all over the world there.
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/ourhotel-tom.jpg
Ed enjoying the perks of "The Dam". Its funny you can only smoke pure weed indoors, not cigarettes. Coffee shop owners turn a blind eye to cigarettes most of the time but If the police show up everyone has to stash their cigs leaving bags of weed on the table its totally surreal:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/eddsmoke-rules.jpg
White Widow anyone?
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/groomweed.jpg
Getting drunk around town:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/drunk-group.jpg
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/Rob-socco-xander-ianoutsidebar.jpg
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/Tom-me-ad-waterhole.jpg
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/ed-socco-tom-me-Indian.jpg
Max worst for wear after downing 6 double Grappas in a row:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/max-after6grappas.jpg
Max getting carried home after downing 6 double Grappas in a row:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/Maxbeingcarriedback.jpg
WAKE UP MAX!!!!:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/christryingtowakemaxup.jpg
Chris, Me and Max after snorting the dodgiest coke we got off some Nigerian bloke:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/thatwassomebacdshit-memax.jpg
Pool, Pool, Pool:
Rob
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/rob-pool.jpg
Socco
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/socco-pool.jpg
Eddy
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/edd-pool.jpg
Ed and me actually hustled some French lads out of 2 rounds of beers which was pretty funny seeing as the beer is so expensive. I played like a total retard for 2 games until beers were on the cards then it was just bang, bang, thankyou mam:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/me-pool.jpg
Sun finally showed its face on the Sunday we went for a thai curry:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/sun-bar.jpg
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/Ian-me-bar.jpg
We all thought he was talking shit but truly enough Max had a fight with Darth Vader the next day:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/max-darthvader.jpg
Time to go home:
me:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/mereadytoheadhome.jpg
Ian:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/Iancabbages-tourboat.jpg
Tom:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/Tom-60hoursnosleep.jpg
Heres Max, the groom, one of my best friends since I was 13 and singer of my old band getting married to Diane on the 1st of November:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/Maxs-shirt.jpg
Heres his brothers Adam and Ian Wholstenholme:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/Maxsbros-canal.jpg
Group shot walking to the boat hire place:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/group-walk-path.jpg
Heres our hostel 'The Flying Pig' with Tom, total hippy commune. They have beers in vending machines so you can get wasted 24/7. There were people from all over the world there.
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/ourhotel-tom.jpg
Ed enjoying the perks of "The Dam". Its funny you can only smoke pure weed indoors, not cigarettes. Coffee shop owners turn a blind eye to cigarettes most of the time but If the police show up everyone has to stash their cigs leaving bags of weed on the table its totally surreal:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/eddsmoke-rules.jpg
White Widow anyone?
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/groomweed.jpg
Getting drunk around town:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/drunk-group.jpg
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/Rob-socco-xander-ianoutsidebar.jpg
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/Tom-me-ad-waterhole.jpg
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/ed-socco-tom-me-Indian.jpg
Max worst for wear after downing 6 double Grappas in a row:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/max-after6grappas.jpg
Max getting carried home after downing 6 double Grappas in a row:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/Maxbeingcarriedback.jpg
WAKE UP MAX!!!!:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/christryingtowakemaxup.jpg
Chris, Me and Max after snorting the dodgiest coke we got off some Nigerian bloke:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/thatwassomebacdshit-memax.jpg
Pool, Pool, Pool:
Rob
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/rob-pool.jpg
Socco
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/socco-pool.jpg
Eddy
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/edd-pool.jpg
Ed and me actually hustled some French lads out of 2 rounds of beers which was pretty funny seeing as the beer is so expensive. I played like a total retard for 2 games until beers were on the cards then it was just bang, bang, thankyou mam:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/me-pool.jpg
Sun finally showed its face on the Sunday we went for a thai curry:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/sun-bar.jpg
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/Ian-me-bar.jpg
We all thought he was talking shit but truly enough Max had a fight with Darth Vader the next day:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/max-darthvader.jpg
Time to go home:
me:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/mereadytoheadhome.jpg
Ian:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/Iancabbages-tourboat.jpg
Tom:
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z44/Dune79wooo/Tom-60hoursnosleep.jpg
81
Spam / For Marvin
« on: September 19, 2008, 06:31:15 PM »
My dad used to work in Philadephia 1994-96. He'd keep me and my sister in a hotel room 24/7 for the time he had us over and did his work. We basically ordered out, but one time we thought lets stroll the block and get a chinese. 100 metres from the place we were staying, this guy called Marvin says "you wanna be careful around here" and we befriended him. At the promise of a portion of fried rice this guy pushed away every gang we came across down town to the chinese restaurant. We could have been robbed so easily. I hope he's still around. I was 16 at the time and it'd be good to know theres still helpful citizens to help noob tourists mudddle through citys now and then.
82
BF 1942 / Where's BF1942
« on: September 19, 2008, 07:37:41 AM »
I clicked update in the game server browser and no servers were listed:
I checked out gamespy and no servers are listed either:
So I had a look on the rank link on our front page and there's 4 people on OUR server yet I can't even get on:
Clicking through I find the www.elst.nu server and there's 28 people playing right now:
Is everybody apart from me using some new BF server browser cos I don't have a clue how to get into game?
I checked out gamespy and no servers are listed either:
So I had a look on the rank link on our front page and there's 4 people on OUR server yet I can't even get on:
Clicking through I find the www.elst.nu server and there's 28 people playing right now:
Is everybody apart from me using some new BF server browser cos I don't have a clue how to get into game?
83
Spam / Retarded Stuff To Do In An Elevator
« on: September 17, 2008, 06:22:52 AM »
1. When there‘s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn‘t you.
2. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
3. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That‘s mine!"
4. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
5. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they‘d like to play.
6. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
7. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It‘s okay. Don‘t panic, they open up again."
8. Swat at flies that don‘t exist.
9. Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.
10. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You‘re one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
11. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
12. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
13. Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
14. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
15. When the elevator reaches a floor, pretend you‘re struggling to open the door. And when it opens, by itself, play embarrassed.
16. Murmur, "Have to pee, have to pee", then say "Oooppps!"
17. Scream out Geronimo every time the door opens.
18. When everything is quiet, ask "Who‘s cell phone is that?
19. Wait until the elevators full and fart loudly.
2. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
3. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That‘s mine!"
4. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
5. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they‘d like to play.
6. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
7. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It‘s okay. Don‘t panic, they open up again."
8. Swat at flies that don‘t exist.
9. Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.
10. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You‘re one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
11. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
12. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
13. Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
14. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
15. When the elevator reaches a floor, pretend you‘re struggling to open the door. And when it opens, by itself, play embarrassed.
16. Murmur, "Have to pee, have to pee", then say "Oooppps!"
17. Scream out Geronimo every time the door opens.
18. When everything is quiet, ask "Who‘s cell phone is that?
19. Wait until the elevators full and fart loudly.
84
Spam / What's black and white and red all over?
« on: September 05, 2008, 01:41:30 PM »
Post any suggestions:-
85
BF 1942 / Modded by Ricardo
« on: August 23, 2008, 05:46:34 AM »
Lost in translation 
"NOOB RACIST NOOB WHEN STUPID FUCK MAFIA COS NOOBS EAT A MACDONALDS FAT"
"NOOB RACIST NOOB WHEN STUPID FUCK MAFIA COS NOOBS EAT A MACDONALDS FAT"
87
Media / Blackadder vs The French
« on: August 11, 2008, 05:01:14 AM »
French aristocrats fleeing to England during their revolution:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=P6WqPHdMD5k&feature=related
The Napoleon generals at Waterloo:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rkYvslIktkw&feature=related
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=P6WqPHdMD5k&feature=related
The Napoleon generals at Waterloo:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=rkYvslIktkw&feature=related
88
Media / Crazy Mountain Bikers
« on: August 07, 2008, 07:03:25 AM »
Check out how narrow and precarious this path is. I wouldn't walk it never mind cycle it. Something was bound to go wrong sooner or later:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dgU9eyp6_5k&feature=related
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dgU9eyp6_5k&feature=related
89
Media / Steriophonics
« on: July 30, 2008, 06:53:28 PM »
I re-discovered some of their old tunes today. They did a great album in 99 called: "Performance and Cocktails"
The songs are pretty good and most of the video's are interesting tributes to famous films. See If you can ghess any of them:
(If you get all the film references right you win a big fat chocolate chip cookie with spam on top)
I wouldn't believe your radio:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ReNse0Red4c (2 films)
Hurry up and wait:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TQe54bqzU1A
Pick a parts thats new:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QDO3U8qdrf0&feature=related
Just Looking:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hyyFlVY4inI
The Bartender and the thief:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=39DpYQf2mwk&feature=related
I means nothing:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=s31Xx9VBewY
maybe tommorow:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eX3KrXFAsd0
The songs are pretty good and most of the video's are interesting tributes to famous films. See If you can ghess any of them:
(If you get all the film references right you win a big fat chocolate chip cookie with spam on top)
I wouldn't believe your radio:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ReNse0Red4c (2 films)
Hurry up and wait:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TQe54bqzU1A
Pick a parts thats new:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=QDO3U8qdrf0&feature=related
Just Looking:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hyyFlVY4inI
The Bartender and the thief:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=39DpYQf2mwk&feature=related
I means nothing:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=s31Xx9VBewY
maybe tommorow:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=eX3KrXFAsd0