We had some friends around last night, everyone got too drunk to drive home so they slept on the couch and floor etc. This one guy Steven(total upperty bastard) went for cigarettes early this morning still wearing his suit in a hungover state. He comes back saying "Some fucking kid pulled a knife on me outside the freaking store down your fucking road asking me for fucking money, so I punched him in the face and he fell over! Then this old lady starts shouting at ME! saying shes gonna call the police WTF! I wasn't the damn criminal with the fucking knife". I lolled and said "Well good going knocking him down I ghess, what the hell did he look like anyway, how old was he?" He goes "I Can't bloody remember what the hell he looked like..... he was maybe 12, 13, 14, I don't know and had one of those little Swiss army penknifes you get on keyrings."
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its probably terrible to laugh at, but maybe this kid won't go around trying to rob people again in the near future
