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General / My Favorite Bible Verse
« on: February 03, 2006, 01:19:47 PM »
"If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity."
~Deuteronomy 25:11-12
Don't believe me? Look it up. Rather read it in King James? Here ya go:
"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:
Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her."
Haha... the secrets... this one's for Laaz:
"Si dos hombres luchan entre sÃÂ, un hombre y su conciudadano, y la mujer de uno se acerca para librar a su marido de la mano del que lo golpea, y ella extiende su mano y le agarra sus partes vergonzosas, entonces le cortarás su mano; no tendrás piedad."
~Deuteronomy 25:11-12
Don't believe me? Look it up. Rather read it in King James? Here ya go:
"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:
Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her."
Haha... the secrets... this one's for Laaz:
"Si dos hombres luchan entre sÃÂ, un hombre y su conciudadano, y la mujer de uno se acerca para librar a su marido de la mano del que lo golpea, y ella extiende su mano y le agarra sus partes vergonzosas, entonces le cortarás su mano; no tendrás piedad."
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Media / Last one... this one's for you, Phantom
« on: January 26, 2006, 10:59:13 PM »
It seems like Phantom doesn't like any videos where no one gets shot or impaled. So, this one's for you Phantom. I don't care who you are. If you watched any kind of TV as a kid in the early 90s you will love this. Guarenteed.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267
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Media / Russians are fucking crazy
« on: January 25, 2006, 08:11:08 PM »
Holy shit. Russian gangs know how to solve their problems.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-461204008842817903&q=fight
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-461204008842817903&q=fight
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Media / Heyyy Chaarrrliee....
« on: January 23, 2006, 06:56:04 PM »
Hey, this might be spam, but it's the funniest spam I've seen in a while. Ladies and gentlemen: Charlie the Unicorn.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/280260
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/280260
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General / Why should YOU be the MANLIEST DUDE ALIVE?
« on: January 20, 2006, 03:06:57 PM »
Contest rules and stipulations:
All following entries must be made including the reason why he (or she...?) should be the manliest dude alive? Experiences may include consuming large amounts of alcohol, smoking rediculous pipes of mary, and doing absolutely awesome adventures while (or after doing) it. Entries including dick sizes will be rendered null and void due to the fact that, "No, you don't. :^ "
I'll get the ball rolling even though it won't compare. I'm hoping to hear some better stories than this one.
Over spring break we went to Florida and I smoked and drank a large amount of grass and keg beer with... deaf kids. A whole bunch of them were at the house down the way and knew how to fucking party. They taught us how to sign "Let's smoke up." It was sweet. So, all in all... I smoked with deaf kids.
I'm too stoned to write any more so please... share =]
All following entries must be made including the reason why he (or she...?) should be the manliest dude alive? Experiences may include consuming large amounts of alcohol, smoking rediculous pipes of mary, and doing absolutely awesome adventures while (or after doing) it. Entries including dick sizes will be rendered null and void due to the fact that, "No, you don't. :^ "
I'll get the ball rolling even though it won't compare. I'm hoping to hear some better stories than this one.
Over spring break we went to Florida and I smoked and drank a large amount of grass and keg beer with... deaf kids. A whole bunch of them were at the house down the way and knew how to fucking party. They taught us how to sign "Let's smoke up." It was sweet. So, all in all... I smoked with deaf kids.
I'm too stoned to write any more so please... share =]
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