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iLLUSi0N

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« on: April 12, 2006, 09:06:59 PM »
I ordered a mail order bride last month. I went to go meet her in California and got this thing instead of the beautiful Sasha who I ordered.

http://www.evilchili.com/mediaview/797/Baba_Alla_Sexy_Babushka

I'm taking donations so I can send her back. Stupid Ruskiis don't have a money back guarentee.
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*MAFIA* Bonehead

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« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2006, 09:09:12 PM »
That's just fucking nasty!
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*MAFIA* Balthazar

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« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2006, 09:10:29 PM »
Why would you want to send that sweet piece of geriatric ass off? I know when I watch that video I get this warm and fuzzy feeling in my pants.
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*MAFIA* Phantom

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« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2006, 09:50:34 PM »
sometimes I wonder what god was thinking when god created some of these people...
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« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2006, 11:11:38 PM »
illusion... always when I need a good laugh man... that rules! REP REP REP



shit, I have to spread it around before reping you again
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*MAFIA* Bonehead

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« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2006, 11:27:23 PM »
Phantom that is wrong and bad to say let's not hear it again!
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*MAFIA* Phantom

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« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2006, 11:50:18 PM »
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Phantom that is wrong and bad to say let's not hear it again!

nice sig...

(and just so beetle knows, post #4 was a joke)
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« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2006, 12:34:49 AM »
My sig has nothing to do with me saying god hade something to do with creation... or someones looks...
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« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2006, 04:37:36 AM »
Wow........ sexy.  I feel heavy in pants.
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« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2006, 05:15:03 AM »
I was to afrade to watch the movie lol
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*MAFIA* ßlåkjáx

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« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2006, 05:52:13 AM »
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Wow, thats NOT the kinda thing you want stuck in your head from when you first wake up........blea h

ya really, kiss my morning wood goodbye! lol
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