I've never got a ticket but wrote off 2 cars under the influence. 1st time my friend decided to hide my car after I gave him the keys in a pool hall to get his jacket so he drove it over a 6 foot dip in the car park and broke off the right front wheel. The Dumbass had to pay for hire cars for me for 2 weeks till it was fixed.
Second time after a long drinking session a pal convinced me to let him try drivin my car and it turned into me showing him how to do hand break turns in a sleepy neighbourhood in the early hours anyway way we finished a 360 turn by hitting the curb and bent a wheel inwards. After That the car was screechin so loudly, not that we noticed cos the sterio was on full blast and someone called the police and we got busted. Luckily my friend ran, I switched seats and I didn't get arrested, and the cops spent the night lookin for his ass. lol