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Author Topic: This was made for Snake  (Read 9075 times)

MeZmoriZe

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« Reply #30 on: April 09, 2005, 11:23:27 AM »
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I like it and it is the truth... By the way give us the rib and we will be more then happy to give you back the apple. Man, the shit that started over a rib and apple, Adam should have never touched that apple or trusted Eve for that matter, trouble right from the START.

Yes, I'm with Loaded and Rahl.  God created who first?  Adam.  He took a rib from who?  Adam.  Why did he create Eve?  So Adam wouldn't be lonely.  Who gave Adam the evil apple?  Eve.  So who started it all?  Eve, EVE, EVE!!!  Women are the reason why there is sin in the world today.  Maybe you should read up on Genesis.:D
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« Reply #31 on: April 09, 2005, 11:44:52 AM »
Don't blame Eve! Snake tempted her to take it... Stupid Canadian.

Okay, it was not an apple for sure.  IF you read, it just says fruit, you know, it could have been a cherry, or a pear, or any other fruit that grows on a tree.  Men just always assume, don't they.

And the "evil apple" Death?  The fruit was not "evil" otherwise God would not have pronounced it GOOD.

Besides, if you recall, after God created man he pronounced it good.  Before sin entered the world, man was at his peak mental acuity.  Even with the perfect brain, men were still too stupid to follow orders.

It is about time to start thanking women.  Mary did give birth Jesus.
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« Reply #32 on: April 09, 2005, 12:27:53 PM »
Yes Mary did give birth to Jesus (a MALE), BUT it was GOD (a MALE) that impregnated her.

Ok I am done... You Women win, after all I have to say that or you wont stop. YES WE LOVE YOU ALL.
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« Reply #33 on: April 09, 2005, 02:42:35 PM »
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Yes Mary did give birth to Jesus (a MALE), BUT it was GOD (a MALE) that impregnated her.

Ok I am done... You Women win, after all I have to say that or you wont stop. YES WE LOVE YOU ALL.


Well, okay, now that us girls have won.  I love you too Loaded.
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« Reply #34 on: April 09, 2005, 06:39:56 PM »
Oh hell no you didn't win you are our slaves and dont ever forget it "Slap on the ass" Get your ass back in that kitchen woman! and get me a beer and open it! now woman now!!!
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« Reply #35 on: April 10, 2005, 08:50:17 AM »
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Oh hell no you didn't win you are our slaves and dont ever forget it "Slap on the ass" Get your ass back in that kitchen woman! and get me a beer and open it! now woman now!!!



Ya I though that looked a little too easy :)
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« Reply #36 on: April 10, 2005, 12:10:56 PM »
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Oh hell no you didn't win you are our slaves and dont ever forget it "Slap on the ass" Get your ass back in that kitchen woman! and get me a beer and open it! now woman now!!!


Yes, Daddy Bone...  *walks to kitchen and grabs a beer* I love doing my womanly duties  *opens the beer....  (adding just a little bit of Cyanide)*   Here ya go sweeetie!
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« Reply #37 on: April 10, 2005, 12:50:23 PM »
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Yes, Daddy Bone...  *walks to kitchen and grabs a beer* I love doing my womanly duties  *opens the beer....  (adding just a little bit of Cyanide)*   Here ya go sweeetie!

What is this?!  Miller Lite!  I asked specifically for Budwiser.  Now go back in the kitchen and get Daddy and I a new one!:D
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« Reply #38 on: April 10, 2005, 05:35:53 PM »
wat i will except any wolf wany kind and lol bonehead im americanin california wolves are cool now who want to help me steal every wolf in the world lol haha i wish
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« Reply #39 on: April 10, 2005, 06:23:44 PM »
How about an english teaching wolf? I hear they can teach even the most ignorant foreigner how to speak english ;)
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