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*MAFIA* => General => Topic started by: *MAFIA* Scooby on December 11, 2007, 07:15:03 PM
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Take the test and check out your results.
http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html
This will help you out.
(http://static.mmoabc.com/my/M/i/c/hael/2007/11/22//1195773790877.jpg)
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im 19% gay it says.
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im 19% gay it says.
u sure the monitor wasnt upside down?
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Says im 16% lol I bet hells is gonna be ??? :)
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Some of those questoins were retarded. There is nothing wrong with having a shirt that cost more than $100. If you have a suit then you should have a shirt that is over $100. I mean how would it look if you had a $1500 dollar suit, with a $20 shirt. That is gay. I got a 26%, oh well. Fuck off, and here comes the jokes, but the funny thing is I can get more pussy then all of you fucking cock smokers together.
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Well the only "pussy" you get is camel and some hairy brown hole. So as we can see that 26% is true for you... FAG!!!
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10% bitches! I'm gonna see If I can be 100% gay. In other words, I gotta think like Hell.
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Some of those questoins were retarded. There is nothing wrong with having a shirt that cost more than $100. If you have a suit then you should have a shirt that is over $100. I mean how would it look if you had a $1500 dollar suit, with a $20 shirt. That is gay. I got a 26%, oh well. Fuck off, and here comes the jokes, but the funny thing is I can get more pussy then all of you fucking cock smokers together.
If you had a $1500 dollar suit then I would personally rape your soul for buying something so ridiculously unnecessary.
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If you had a $1500 dollar suit then I would personally rape your soul for buying something so ridiculously unnecessary.
Why is that ridiculously unnecessary. I am getting out of the Army in a few years, and I have to look sharp. I talk to alot of my parents friends who are real high ups in the corporate world, so of course I am gonna have a couple of nice suits. We have a lot of formal dinners at our country clubs, so I have to look nice. Go ahead and walk in there in a walmart or jcpenny suit if you want. Those guys know quality and can spot a shit suit anywhere.
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lol if ur family is so damn rich then why did you go into the army? you just fucking fail! "in the wise words of balth"
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Why is that ridiculously unnecessary. I am getting out of the Army in a few years, and I have to look sharp. I talk to alot of my parents friends who are real high ups in the corporate world, so of course I am gonna have a couple of nice suits. We have a lot of formal dinners at our country clubs, so I have to look nice. Go ahead and walk in there in a walmart or jcpenny suit if you want. Those guys know quality and can spot a shit suit anywhere.
I suppose we are just from two different worlds. I wear suits on a weekly basis and I just don't have the money to spend $100 a pop on a shirt. I don't think any middle class working man does, or should for that matter. But hey, that's just me.
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lol if ur family is so damn rich then why did you go into the army? you just fucking fail! "in the wise words of balth"
My family is rich, but that doesn't mean I am. I don't ride on anyone's shirt tails. I am my own man, what does having rich parents mean? I wasn't good in High School so college was never a real option for me. I wanted to party and fuck. When that got me no where I joined the Army, because I could do that and get paid for it. Once I matured and saw that I didn't want to do this as a career and that I want to be there as my kids grew up, and not always out here fighting with the chance of death, I decided to go to college. So I started taking classes and now I am networking to get a good, stable job. There is more money and fun to be had outside of the Army. I enjoy what I do, don't get me wrong, but I enjoy my children and life a whole lot more.
I suppose we are just from two different worlds. I wear suits on a weekly basis and I just don't have the money to spend $100 a pop on a shirt. I don't think any middle class working man does, or should for that matter. But hey, that's just me.
No, I just started this, because of one of the questions. The $100 shirt one. Would you wear a 20 shirt with a $1500 suit? No, probably not. It really isn't that abnormal for people now a days to have shirts that cost over $100. It doesn't have to be just a shirt with a suit. It can just be a sweater. Hell there are t shirts out there that cost almost that. I am sure even more. So, the point I was getting at, is that really isn't a valid question to ask on a gay test. Now if they rephrased it to something like, "do you own a sequenced colored shirt of any kind that reflects light". Or one of those shirts, then that would be valid. I know middle class people cannot afford expensive shirts that they would wear everyday. That isn't practical. I am sure that there are alot of you fuckers that make alot more money then I do. I bet CP makes more money then I do. People in the services get paid barley over the poverty level. It is getting better. I am not saying I live in a cardboard shack or anything like that, but I have to sacrifice somethings to get other. But my kids are always first. So Balth if you took what I was saying as an insult I am sorry. That isn't the way I intended it to be.
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Hellraiser, what kind of classes did you take? Like what do you want to work as?
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hahahahaha hell is gayer than kraut....ill take the test tomorrow.
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Hellraiser, what kind of classes did you take? Like what do you want to work as?
I am taking alot of Business Management classes with some Administrative and also some financial. That way all my bases are covered and I can get into a couple different fields.
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good good. i'm majoring in civil engineering and hopefully there will be enough jobs or a good demand for this field in the future.
So what if the same thing happens to you as did to bonehead? You know, being called back for real.
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FUCK, 65% gay. I think it's broken. I think it was the "have you ever owned leather pants" question that tipped my score over the scale.
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good good. i'm majoring in civil engineering and hopefully there will be enough jobs or a good demand for this field in the future.
So what if the same thing happens to you as did to bonehead? You know, being called back for real.
Sounds like alot of hard work. The samething can't happen to me, as did Bone. Once I am out, I am out. There is a window for people to get called back and that is within the 8 years after they first sign up. Also if I am not mistaken, Bone is in the Reserves.
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The samething can't happen to me, as did Bone. Once I am out, I am out.
that's good.
yea it is hard work but that's what indians were meant for. that and pissing off ppl over phone tech support.
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I got 13%
Some of those questions are dumb:
Would you ever shave the hair on your head?
I don't get it...
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i thought the "have you trimmed your pubes" was a dumb question, doesn't everyone?
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i thought the "have you trimmed your pubes" was a dumb question, doesn't everyone?
The question was, "have you trimmed your friends pubes"?
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So was the lube in bed.
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Go ahead and walk in there in a walmart or jcpenny suit if you want. Those guys know quality and can spot a shit suit anywhere.
It's the shoes....alway s the shoes.
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I am taking alot of Business Management classes with some Administrative and also some financial. That way all my bases are covered and I can get into a couple different fields.
Accounting???
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hell an accountant? ha ha ha ah ah ah!!! hell is the type to cross dress and sell his ass off...
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Accounting???
not so much accounting, but I want to have some finacial background. I haven't quite narrowed it down exactly. I still have a few years. From what my step-father said, is that there is another test or something you have to take, to be a certified accountant. He said he wishes he would have taken it. I might take it, like I said, I have a few years.
It's the shoes....alway s the shoes.
hell an accountant? ha ha ha ah ah ah!!! hell is the type to cross dress and sell his ass off...
FUCK YOU!!!!!!
That is what the females employers look at. The males look more at the suit, tie and shirt. Also the haircut.
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i thought the "have you trimmed your pubes" was a dumb question, doesn't everyone?
lol only fags trim any of their body hair.
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lol only fags trim any of their body hair.
Isn't there a post here somewhere that you have done that for school sports (so you say)? I'll have to find it.
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16%.....
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lol only fags trim any of their body hair.
hold on, the guy who wears jeans that look as tight as spandex, has a slanted emo haircut, and hits on russian chicks(dudes) is calling me a fag? And i second what loaded said, somewhere on these forums you mention shaving your legs.
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Im 20% gay...weird
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everyone wears tight pants now.
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Only the homely or ones that don't want kids.
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69%....what???? Fuck that.
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Wow you 69 your gay lover.... ma... I mean GIRL! you better get some std test!!!
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I was at 20% and I was told I was to straight for this time of the world. What the fuck dose that mean, is everyone turning gay?
By the way you can tell this damn test was made by a guy in the UK, I am surprised we all didn't come up 100% gay. ::)
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mum, i know lol... besides gay is the wave of the future, you know dudes on dudes, chicks on chicks. Who needs kids? maybe God was wrong about male and female... Fucking fags, I hope you all burn in hells crotch fire!!!
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I was at 20% and I was told I was to straight for this time of the world. What the fuck dose that mean, is everyone turning gay?
By the way you can tell this damn test was made by a guy in the UK, I am surprised we all didn't come up 100% gay. ::)
That comment made me think of crumpet ;(
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I was at 20% and I was told I was to straight for this time of the world. What the fuck dose that mean, is everyone turning gay?
By the way you can tell this damn test was made by a guy in the UK, I am surprised we all didn't come up 100% gay. ::)
Yeah, channel 4 is the tv network that puts "US" tv on air over here, stuff like Will and Grace, Ellen, Sex in the City, Ugly Betty etc. No wonder C4 thinks gays cool, their trying to keep up with you lot. Quit shitting on the UK Loaded, your the fairy that's too scared to get on vent and talk to anyone.
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SNL has alot of gay moments in it lately, its just there for shock value though.
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everyone wears tight pants now.
and by everyone do you mean those in your circle? Or maybe our interpretation of "tight" differs.
At any rate. I'm going to have to take away whatever testosterone you have left in your body and give it to somebody more deserving.
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i dont really got a circle lol.
i can go up to just about any crowd and hang out unless its the gothic or redneck guys then i just stay away.
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i dont really got a circle lol.
i can go up to just about any crowd and hang out unless its the gothic or redneck guys then i just stay away.
So you only hang out with other fags??
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like you ;D
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like you ;D
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you must have me confused, you see, my pants are not 8 sizes too small.
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Detta får till följd att jorden tar emot olika mängder av solljus vid olika tider på året och på olika platser, något som kan utlösa istider och perioder av värme.
att ge presenter
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fucking finnish/scandinavian/random Nordic language
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you got me there lol
im gonna retake this quiz cause im gonna show it to my dad since hes home atm.
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Take the test and check out your results.
http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html
This page no longer exists.
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How will I ever know how gay I am?
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How will I ever know how gay I am?
oh i can tell you !(http://img4.fotos-hochladen.net/uploads/gaygay06ls17kptu.jpg)
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You forgot to put Hellraiser in gay.
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oh i can tell you !(http://img4.fotos-hochladen.net/uploads/gaygay06ls17kptu.jpg)
Alright, so, looking at this I have a theory.
I am listed closer to the "Hardcore Hetero" scale because more than likely this chick has seen my pictures on the forums. Now, it is natural when seeing how sexy I am to swoon over me. You are not alone honey, it has happened to quite a few of your kind ;)
So, knowing this she wants to "assume" I am hetero, which she would be right... but naturally without knowing who I am and basing it solely on my appearance, she really wouldn't know for sure. Not so much "Wishful thinking" as it is "Wishful Assuming" being that she is correct.
Now, if she were to hear any of my discourse in Ventrilo, I guarantee i'd be over MUCH farther on the scale than poor Wasser, lol.
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Now, it is natural when seeing how sexy I am to swoon over me.
(http://i.imgur.com/JgvZU.jpg)
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(http://i.imgur.com/JgvZU.jpg)
Gettin all the bitches wet
Now, if she were to hear any of my discourse in Ventrilo, I guarantee i'd be over MUCH farther on the scale than poor Wasser, lol.
I could care less as to how gay that shemale troll thinks I am, I'm comfortable with my sexuality and I would guess am one of the few mafian's who actually has a girlfriend in real life, lols.
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Wasserstein is a beautiful man, I'd slOb his knob.
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Detta får till följd att jorden tar emot olika mängder av solljus vid olika tider på året och på olika platser, något som kan utlösa istider och perioder av värme.
att ge presenter
vad fan pratar du om.. faen ta dig din bög
And about clothing, well dressed men like me get more bitches. my sweater is 180usd
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vad fan pratar du om.. faen ta dig din bög
And about clothing, well dressed men like me get more bitches. my sweater is 180usd
Calvin Klien is a good brand, eh?
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Calvin Klien is a good brand, eh?
Na, He wears Ditto's
(http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee47/hondarev/blog-dittos.jpg)
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no, its a Vans sweater
(http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g431/niggerwhipyoass/core20fleece.jpg)
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vad fan pratar du om.. faen ta dig din bög
And about clothing, well dressed men like me get more bitches. my sweater is 180usd
ummm, wasn't it you that was talking about me spending a lot of money on glasses and then you are going to put how much your sweater costs? Oh, and who the fuck wears sweaters now a days. What are you Bill freakin Cosby?
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ummm, wasn't it you that was talking about me spending a lot of money on glasses and then you are going to put how much your sweater costs? Oh, and who the fuck wears sweaters now a days. What are you Bill freakin Cosby?
Lol, Norway is cold. And I was just trolling you about the sunglasses, If I had sun here, I would sure spend some money on a good pair of sunglasses
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Wasserstein is a beautiful man, I'd slOb his knob.
All I can imagine is your giant meteor sized head that would crush my pelvis before making slobbing contact
althought i do appreciate the gesture
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All I can imagine is your giant meteor sized head that would crush my pelvis before making slobbing contact
althought i do appreciate the gesture
Disregard the last post, Wasser is a big meanie.
GAY
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Wasser is a big meanie.
all in good fun maggot, lol
<3