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Author Topic: Size is every thing  (Read 3088 times)

Gear

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« on: May 06, 2006, 09:06:48 PM »
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The small guy faints.

The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, "What's wrong with you?"

The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?" The big dude looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn around'."
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*MAFIA* KrautKiller

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« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2006, 09:23:52 PM »
lol thats pretty funny
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Swifty

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« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2006, 09:53:29 PM »
hehe it made me giggle.
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« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2006, 10:02:19 PM »
Hahaha that was a good one :)
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Elliott Smith

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« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2006, 11:11:28 PM »
Um... So, if he heard "Turn around" before he fainted, that means he had not heard any description of the man's penis before he fainted.  But the reason he fainted was based upon knowledge that the man had a 20 inch penis, knowledge he did not have at the time.  I'm just saying, this joke doesn't make sense.  Also, my brain is hyperactive on stimulants and I can't sleep but I can think really clearly and fuck your jokes up.  I hate finals.  I'm gonna go masturbate.  Bye bye.
« Last Edit: May 06, 2006, 11:16:41 PM by Elliott Smith »
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« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2006, 12:03:44 AM »
He learns that the man has a 20 inch penis before he faints....... it even says it there.  Go to sleep.
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« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2006, 05:09:59 AM »
I have heard that one before but it cracks me up every time.
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« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2006, 08:26:14 AM »
good shit.
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*MAFIA* Spitz

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« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2006, 10:42:08 AM »
nice.
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Boo Yah

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« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2006, 10:47:35 AM »
lol did anyone else notice that elliot makes posts like that ALOT?
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Elliott Smith

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« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2006, 11:11:27 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* HaVoK
He learns that the man has a 20 inch penis before he faints....... it even says it there.  Go to sleep.


Oh I didn't realize he was confusing Turner Brown.  Now I get it......
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« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2006, 11:22:37 AM »
u need sleep buddy, finals are almost over, no reason to burst ur brains over a joke
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« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2006, 02:34:14 PM »
If you couldnt figure that out I pray to god you studied for finals
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*MAFIA* Wasserfaller

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« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2006, 03:30:23 PM »
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lol did anyone else notice that elliot makes posts like that ALOT?

you mean ones that completely and utterly demoralize someone while they're basking in their glory after making a somewhat witty joke? Nope, don't know what you're talking about.
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Quote from: *MAFIA* Masebot1 on January 12, 2008, 01:27:38 AM
What is the Alchole level pike at for you Duney.

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« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2006, 08:15:23 PM »
WTF! haha thats funny poor midget
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